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Getting over the hump
Topic Started: Jan 17 2006, 08:38 PM (375 Views)
Genetic God
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So you're stuck in a 4' by 6' room with a giant woman passed out on the floor blocking your way to the exit. On her back is a giant, pus-filled hump which takes up about half of the room. How do you escape?

No weapons, although there is a piece of the moulding sticking out on the wall.
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EVILyangkuang
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Use the stick to poke the hump. Continue poking until it ruptures.
The slimey secretion is used to decrease the friction, smear it under the fatso, and push her swiftly aside.
Freedom.
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EVILyangkuang
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AM I RIGHT OR WHAT?
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Genetic God
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There's no answer in this thread :P
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THE PUNISHER
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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really?
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+ scoobywoohoo
FOR PRESIDENT
omg i would do wat he said
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'I get more ASS then a toliet seat'
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+ An6elbabii
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I'm too sexy for my hat
Yeah i'd pop whatever it is on her back.Just be sure to cover up.Ya don't want flying pus all over yaself.Eww
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Thanks 4 the sig www.944dollz.com
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ThexHatchet
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aka Natt Chomsky aka Randy Beaver
http://bobsagetlolol.ytmnsfw.com/

this`ll explain everything
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THE PUNISHER
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Sergeant Gold
i wish.......
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scaresdale dentist
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Eat my way out cist and all

Is that the arristocrats joke?

if it is funniest joke ever my arse south park versions better
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Money cant buy happiness, But it pays for alot of pleasure
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THE PUNISHER
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Sergeant Gold
i guess it is
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