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Nobody Cares; Post stuff that nobody cares about here
Topic Started: Jan 10 2006, 02:49 AM (28,054 Views)
Brandon
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Jan 13 2008, 02:08 PM
$2116.50 just went out from my bankaccount.

BILLS BILLS BILLS!

:realmad: :realmad: :realmad:

1,100 just went from mine.
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Genetic God
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I'm sick so I just took 1000 mg with C-vitamins.
Let's see if I survive the night... :o
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Genetic God
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And now, a picture of M.C. Hammer for no reason.
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Genetic God
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h0mph just asked me to rename him to OBESEyangkuang
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Genetic God
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Don't you mean "OBSCENE"...?
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Genetic God
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Snow ain't so pretty...





























...when there's two feet of it and even with shoveling you can't get out of your own walkway.

Too much snow. TOO MUCH! Heavens to Betsy there's a lot of snow out there.
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EVILyangkuang
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Lucky bastard.
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/roaming mystic ice caves/
i need a cheap ghillie suit so i can like be all stealthy and stuff :]
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Genetic God
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I'm struggling with some graphical issues.
Converting gfx from one software to another is a pain in the arse...
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February 5th, 2008: EVILyangkuang thought today would be a normal day just like any other day; boy was he wrong. He started his morning by waking up lazily after hitting the snooze button on his alarm clock 3 times; that's 27 minutes after his scheduled time. He forgo the shower and went straight to brushing his teeth. He grabbed a sandwich in the the fridge for a quick breakfast and headed out. He waited for bus 19 like any old day to pick him up. He got on casually, nothing special.
Midway through the ride though, his stomach started churning. EVILyangkuang could feel cold chills running through his body and an aching pain in his tummy. He had to go to the bathroom. Of course, there is no toilet on the bus; the only thing left to do is to endure and wait it out until he gets to campus. As the bus drew closer and closer to the university, he thought he was in the clear. However, he was not so lucky. EVILyangkuang got a sudden burst of piecing pain in his belly and knew he had to go. He could not wait any longer. When the bus just reached downtown, EVILyangkuang indistinctly went for the door. He shot out the doors and quickly tried to look for the nearest restroom. To his dismay, he had a difficult time locating one downtown. He took some steps around the block he was on when suddenly he could feel a baton-like object protruding from his rectum. Time was running out, he anxiously looked around for an open building with no luck. The pain was so bad he started sweating in the code water, he was low on breath, and his stomach feels like it would burst any second. Then, his worst fear became reality. EVILyangkuang waf fucked. He felt a warm sensation pooling out of his buttocks and into his boxers. He stopped moving. He was spellbound, he did not know what to do. He could not control it any longer and decided to let it all loose. To push all of the "negative energy" out. EVILyangkuang knew it was wrong, but it felt so good. So very good. He can feel the warm goo solidifying almost instantly when it hit his pants in a circular shape, like mud pies. The only thing on EVILyangkuang 's mind is to head home, screw school that day. He instantly started to walk back with little thought about it at all. Right away during the first few steps, EVILyangkuang could feel the "mud pie" slide down his boxers and towards his right side. It slid down his hamstrings and around his right ankle. As EVILyangkuang was walking, he lifted his right leg like a dog would, and ruffled his right jean's leg hole and the "mud pie" came out hitting the ground with a thud. This happen instantly without even EVILyangkuang thinking about it much, it just happened automatically. EVILyangkuang quickly walked ahead hoping no one would see him. There he was, about to start his long journey to home by walking from downtown.

EVILyangkuang couldn't take the bus back for obvious reasons. He could not bare to be around with anyone right about now. Walking from downtown to his house would be a long and arduous task, but he had no other choice. As he made his way downtown, he crossed paths of many people. When EVILyangkuang would passed someone (especially the ladies), he would say in his mind "Oh shit", with pun intended. He thought of two things: 1) Can they smell me? 2) Did they poop in their pants too? He would quickly realize the latter was unlikely. The journey home was tiresome and tough. It was cold, windy, and sprinkled a little. He was only able to endure it all by thinking how nice it would once he gets home and takes a shower. One question he asked himself while walking was "Is this a dream?" He even said to himself that was so cliche to say that. EVILyangkuang was not mad or frustrated, he accepted it was just bad luck. Nothing more. As EVILyangkuang drew closer to his home, he thought to himself "I'm kind of a badass for walking so far". Then, reality would snap in and he'll realizes he, a college student, just pooped in his pants.
When EVILyangkuang got home, he immediately went into the bathroom to clean himself. He took a long shower and finished his "business" in the toilet. He placed his pants and boxers in plastic bags to put in the garbage. His right shoe was stained by, ehem...fece stain. He made a quick attempt at cleaning it by running water over it. Then he though he was stupid for even wanting to. He threw the pair of shoes in the plastic bag and into the trash.
By this time, EVILyangkuang was hungry and sliced another slice of that sandwich from the morning. He would not admit defeat. To top his day off, he still had another class at 4 PM. He had enough time to take the bus again to go back to school. He did not want to miss class because it's a science lab and that's tough to make up. And yes, on the bus's way to school EVILyangkuang crossed paths with his "dropping".
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Genetic God
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You're my hero.
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yangkuang
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Going to the Church of Scientology.
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Genetic God
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Time for some good ol' cheapo noodles.
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Going to go watch LOST.
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