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"It's too damn hot, get the fuck away from me"
Topic Started: Oct 5 2006, 09:28 PM (181 Views)
Genetic God
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I sit in the car and I turn on my new MP3 player, relaxing (or trying to) in the fucking heat. Car comes up full of teens (like 15-17 years old). So I shut my eyes again and just sit there while a nice breeze hit, when I felt someone touch me.

"HEY D00D!"
"?"
"HEY D00D! WATCHA LISTENIN' TO?!?!"
"STP"
"WHO?"
"STP"
"Who the fuck is that?!?"
"Stone Temple Pilots..."
"WTF that's an old band, what else you got on there?"
"Pearl Jam, Ozzy, Manson, just various shit."
"Man, what the fuck kind of music is that. Don't you listen to Jay Z, Eminem, shit like that."
"Fuck that shit. That's not music."
"Man, what the fuck do you know about music?"
"I know enough to know that all that is shit."


So emo-tough boy gets all "man fuck this, I'm going in before the line gets longer." and leaves. Which leaves the two girls he was with.

The girls are like,
"oh mah gawd, your hair is awesome."
"yea, it is pretty badass."
"Don't pay attention to him, he gets jealous easy."
"WTF does he have to get jealous for."
"He doesn't like me talking to other guys."
(Oh joy, where have I heard this before.)
"Well, stop talking to other guys and maybe he'll chill the fuck out."
"lol, I can't help it if I like talking to cute guys."
"well how old are you cutie?"
"27."
"OH MA GAWD, NO WAI"
"yep."


the two girls start talking to each other whispering to each other and doing that giggly shit. I can't stand that crap. It annoys me. Then they're like, "So, you got a girlfriend or wife or anything?"
"not really looking for anyone right now."
"awww, why not? I bet a cutie like you could have anyone you want."
"probably"
"well, I'd go out with you if I could"
(WTF is this shit, really?)
"That's cool."

then there was like other crap that got said, but really I was zoning out. DOOD comes back out and then the shit starts

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN' TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND"
"What the fuck she doin' talkin' to me, yo?"


He begins to start his shit up and I just got tired of his mouth and looked him straight in the eye "Listen up fucker, it's too fucking hot to be acting like a goddamn retard. Get in your car and go the fuck home and get the fuck away from me."

He had some kind of dumb surprised look on his face and the two girls started giggling and shit. They leave.



Don't start shit when it's too hot!
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So...Michael knew the butler was the murderer all along???
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Eminem isn't music but Manson is???
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ohhhh, contraire
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