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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 19 2007, 07:02 PM (395 Views) | |
| Genetic God | Apr 19 2007, 07:02 PM Post #1 |
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Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else. Jehovas Witnesses: Knock, knock. Shit happens... Zen-Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening? Islam: If shit happens, it's in the will of Allah. Judaism: Why does shit allways happen to us? Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Hedonism: There is nothing like good shit happening. Hare Krishna: Shit happens hare hare rama rama. Existentialism: What is shit anyway? Rastafarism: Let's smoke this shit, and see what happens! Secular Humanism: Shit doesn't happen, it evolves. Teleevangelism: Donate 100$, and shit might stop happening. At least for a while. Altruism: Do you want some shit? Apathism: I don't give a shit what happens. Atheism: I don't believe this shit is happening. Capitalism How much will this shit cost? Mormonism: Your shit is shit, but our shit is THE ONE TRUE SHIT. Surrealism: Shit is shiny and shaped like a car. |
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| EVILyangkuang | Apr 19 2007, 07:10 PM Post #2 |
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2nd Lieutenant Gold
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What about scientology? |
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| Brandon | Apr 20 2007, 07:58 AM Post #3 |
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2nd Lieutenant Gold
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Or Brandonism? |
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| thedebo | Apr 20 2007, 03:18 PM Post #4 |
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Warrant Officer Silver
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it's true, it's in a thread. we need answers God |
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| Andy | May 4 2007, 05:25 PM Post #5 |
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Sugah!
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seen this before. Made me lol. |
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