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*plooooooop*
Is: Just a huge loud fart that's been saving up 0 (0%)
Is: A quick, painless turd 0 (0%)
Is: Nothing that will require to much effort to clean the aftermath 0 (0%)
Isn't: Hershey Squirts (aka the running shits) 0 (0%)
Isn't: Exploding Shits (You know, where you power shit and it sounds like a bomb) 1 (50%)
Isn't: The kind that won't come out, even with straining. 1 (50%)
Total Votes: 2
This thread is the shits.
Topic Started: Jan 23 2006, 08:30 PM (326 Views)
Genetic God
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So you're sitting in your car, at your desk, or in class. Somewhere where you're away from the bathroom. You get a small twinge in your stomache. You go "hrm." then just pass it off as your body settling. A few moments later, your stomache starts cramping up more. You take notice and sit up straight, trying to figure out what it could mean... then it hits you.. You've got to shit and you have to shit NOW!

While trying to get to a place you can go to, a plethora of thoughts about said shit cross your mind. The hopes of exactly of what kind of shit it is and isn't.

So what types of shit do you hope it is and hope it isn't when the urge hits you?
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THE PUNISHER
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this topic sucks
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