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Crimes worthy of capital punishment
Topic Started: Nov 11 2007, 01:12 PM (268 Views)
Some Polar Bears
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  • Misspelled vanity plates
  • Memorizing more than 10 digits of pi
  • Not escorting a crying child out of a movie theater (the child may be forced to serve community service if crying occurs during a good part)
  • Confusing 'dessert' and 'desert'
  • Unibrows
  • Borrowing things and returning them to the owner in obviously worse condition
  • Wearing a shirt that is wittier than you are
  • Laughing at a joke you don't understand just because other people are laughing
  • Arriving late to a conversation and interjecting something of no relevance in order to feel included
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EVILyangkuang
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What the hell are vanity plates?
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Some Polar Bears
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EVILyangkuang
Nov 11 2007, 10:02 PM
What the hell are vanity plates?

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EVILyangkuang
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Those are hilarious! Like:

"I WIN"
"J0 Mamma"
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