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41 ways to melt a women's heart
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Topic Started: Jan 1 2008, 05:33 PM (472 Views)
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Genetic God
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Jan 1 2008, 05:33 PM
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There are many things that make a woman weak at the knees. Now find out how to truly melt her heart...
1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.
7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.
11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.
12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs.
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.
14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.
15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.
19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.
20. Call her just before you get on the plane.
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.
23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.
25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
27. Worship her breasts.
28. Give her jewellery.
29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work.
31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.
33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.
35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.
36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.
37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.
38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.
41. If she’s too stressed to want sex... a. Run a bath for her. b. Give her a full-body massage. c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.
http://www.women24.com/Women24v2/ContentDi...0,,2084,00.html
Is there a software you can install on guys to make us do these stuff...? :kitsune:
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Brandon
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Jan 3 2008, 05:31 AM
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2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
8. Kiss her eyelids. (this should read nose or forehead, you could fuck up an eye kiss and hurt her)
11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately. (be kind of a dick about it)
12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs.
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.
14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl. (if she has a record player, and doesn't have this, then it's not her favorite album)
15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.
20. Call her just before you get on the plane.
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor. (then what is she there for?)
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down. (Duh)
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
28. Give her jewellery. (or take some fucking spelling lessons)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work.
31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her. (you have to act like you didn't say it afterwards, but yeah, if you do this is a good one)
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.
37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken. (like your grammar?)
38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall. (make sure you're strong enough first, if you just go for it and can't hold her up she'll feel fat if she's got low self esteem, or think you're weak if it's high... and if it's high then you haven't been doing your job right)
Brandon's edited version. I'm smarter than whoever wrote this.
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EVILyangkuang
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Jan 3 2008, 12:06 PM
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- Brandon
- Jan 2 2008, 11:31 PM
- Some Polar Bears
- Jan 1 2008, 05:33 PM
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28. Give her jewellery. (or take some fucking spelling lessons)
Brandon's edited version. I'm smarter than whoever wrote this.
That's the British way of spelling jewelry.
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/...ition/jewellery Webster's dictionary for the win.
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Brandon
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Jan 6 2008, 12:55 AM
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Nicole Beland is a freelance journalist and author living in New York. Currently a Deputy Editor at Women's Health magazine and a Contributing Editor to Men's Health The author isn't British.
You can't take woman advice from a chick
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