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If a magic troll offered you...; SERIOUS THREAD! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Topic Started: Mar 1 2006, 06:18 AM (524 Views)
EVILyangkuang
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Let's just say you were skipping home from a rough day at McDonald's and you saw a magical troll under a brdige. He offers you the following for your Big Mac:

1. Have your intelligence increase by 10 folds. However, because of your new found awareness, you will live in a paranoia state confined to a white room with padded walls: afraid of danger unknown to the average Joe, like you can rupture a nerve while sneezing and die.

2. Have your physical strength and endurance rivals that of Arnold Schwarzenegger. The catch is you suffer from a terminal disease that will end your life in exactly ten years. You're not aware of this. You will die painfully and slowly. Oh yeah, and you have the mental capacity of Iceman/Absol.

3. Have you turned into a celebrity of your choice. Whether it's an actor/actress, singer, rapper, whatever you desire. For a great majority of the first half of your life, you will lead an upbeat and carefree life, attending Hollywood parites twice a week. On the road on your 50th birthday, you catch herpies from your wrecklessness. You will never have sex again. Ever. You live to 109 years old.

4. Have you meet the love of your life. Your kindred spirit, your soul mate. You two will be in bliss when you're around another, you will even find entertainment in chewing gum, just as long as your significant other is there with you. You will get marry at the early age of 25 and will concieve a baby in that same day. The mother dies after giving birth.

5. Have you turn into a porn actor/actress. You are constantly bound to hot guys/gals and engaged in phenominal sex 32 times a week. Your producer will always provide you with food and a place to live, bud sadly though, that very same producer will be your pimp and harass you.

6. You're Bill Gate's son. You are filthy rich. You don't have to work, or even have any special talent to have all the money you can have. You live in a mansion, that's only if your castle is being sprayed for cock roaches. You drive in a Mercedes, 953464768656733785 of them to be exact. Sadly though, your genes come form Bill Gates himself, so you're as strong as a middle school girl. You actually get threaten by your niece everytime she comes over. The words "Give me a hundred dollar Bills or I'll punch you, Bill Jr." will haunt your dream day and night.
(Girls are not offered this choice.)

Which would you pick and why?
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Genetic God
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Please tell me more about this magical troll of yours and how it looks like.
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EVILyangkuang
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The troll is too sexy to show his face.
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Genetic God
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What does the bridge look like and what items do I have.
I need to know because I'm planning to avoid this troll with no face at all cost.
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EVILyangkuang
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He lives under that bridge. It's in San Fracisco, I think it's called Golden Gate Gay brdige. You turn gay if you don't respond to the Troll.
You're armed with nothing but your wits. Like a man.
How to outwit the troll I ask?
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Genetic God
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Why, I'm going to outrun him of course:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhbAz43EMR0&search=SatAM
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EVILyangkuang
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LOL.

So why does Sonic run faster when he's weighted down with a gigantic golden ring.

Running wouldn't work. The Magical Troll has his minions dispersed at the ends of the bridge.
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GANGSTA! (Notice the tiny pink hair one towards the right on all four? Creepy)
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THE PUNISHER
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what is the trolls personality?
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Andy
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well im going to fly over with my Ultimate flash sonic skills of TAILS
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EVILyangkuang
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Omg, no one picked anything. Can't you see this is a serious thread?
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Andy
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we dont like any of the choices, theyre all too ghastly
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Mar 1 2006, 05:15 PM
Omg, no one picked anything. Can't you see this is a serious thread?

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Andy
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:thinkhand: howd you do that
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EVILyangkuang
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Simy_Yi, for everytime you kill yourself...I SHALL REVEAL THE SECRET
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