We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Funny conversations
Topic Started: Mar 20 2006, 06:50 AM (247 Views)
Genetic God
Member Avatar
Chief of Staff
Here's a short conversation with a fellow on Soulseek. Apparently he was looking for a movie called Blow.

Quote:
 
(0:41) [LuPo_StOnEr06] u got blow m8
[mr.cr4zy] i got blow?
(0:42) [LuPo_StOnEr06] u gunna send me it
[mr.cr4zy] what's blow?
(0:43) [LuPo_StOnEr06] itz a film wid jonny depp in
[mr.cr4zy] hmm, well i don't have blow
[mr.cr4zy] but i have fear and loathing in las vegas
[mr.cr4zy] and jonny depp's in that movie too
(0:44) [LuPo_StOnEr06] w
[mr.cr4zy] w? w what, at least write the full sentence so i know what you mean
(0:45) [LuPo_StOnEr06] in wot film
[mr.cr4zy] what do you mean in what film? the name of the movie is fear and loathing in las vegas
[mr.cr4zy] if you want it, i can let you download it
(0:46) [LuPo_StOnEr06] ive got it m8
(0:46) [LuPo_StOnEr06] im watchin dat now
[mr.cr4zy] oh ok
[mr.cr4zy] well i don't have Blow
[mr.cr4zy] or whatever it's called
(0:46) [LuPo_StOnEr06] ok m8
[mr.cr4zy] sorry
[mr.cr4zy] you tried torrentsites?
(0:46) [LuPo_StOnEr06] itz ok
[mr.cr4zy] by the way, i don't think jonny depp is in that movie. i just checked Blow and jonny depp is nowhere in the cast
[mr.cr4zy] no wait
[mr.cr4zy] my bad
[mr.cr4zy] he is in the movie
[mr.cr4zy] but you should check torrent sites
[mr.cr4zy] if you go around asking people at random like this the chance of getting the movie is _REALLY_ small
[mr.cr4zy] take my word for it
[mr.cr4zy] look for it on torrent sites
(0:48) [LuPo_StOnEr06] wotz dat m8
[mr.cr4zy] wait, one question first
[mr.cr4zy] how old are you`?
(0:48) [LuPo_StOnEr06] y u ask
[mr.cr4zy] i need to know before i can help you
(0:49) [LuPo_StOnEr06] 16
(0:49) [LuPo_StOnEr06] y
[mr.cr4zy] you write like you're 4. get a grip of yourself
(0:49) [LuPo_StOnEr06] u wot u fukin fag
(0:49) [LuPo_StOnEr06] u need 2 get a grip
[mr.cr4zy] ok that makes no sense, but seriously, let's stay sharp here
[mr.cr4zy] i'm trying to help you out
[mr.cr4zy] the least you could do is write proper english
(0:50) [LuPo_StOnEr06] your fuked in ya ed m8
[mr.cr4zy] yes, yes i am
[mr.cr4zy] but i'm still willing to help you
[mr.cr4zy] you want that or not?
(0:50) [LuPo_StOnEr06] it teckz 2 long prop english
[mr.cr4zy] teckz?
[mr.cr4zy] takes?
[mr.cr4zy] see that's 5 letters in both words
(0:51) [LuPo_StOnEr06] 4 fuk sake
[mr.cr4zy] writing teckz takes just as long as takes
(0:51) [LuPo_StOnEr06] so fukin wot
[mr.cr4zy] oi mate, just listen here alright
(0:51) [LuPo_StOnEr06] im listenin
[mr.cr4zy] i'm trying to help you, but you're 16 so try acting your age... cussing won't help neither of us
(0:52) [LuPo_StOnEr06] W T F m8
[mr.cr4zy] so here's the deal.. torrents are like small files you download and when you start them, you connect to a tracker. that tracker has lotsa other people connected to it and that's how you download from multiple computers at the same time
[mr.cr4zy] like small chunks of the file
[mr.cr4zy] SHIT seriously lay off with that fucking crap
[mr.cr4zy] don't act all surprised, i can't fucking make out a single sentence you write
[mr.cr4zy] i should be the one who's surprised not you
[mr.cr4zy] anyway, you need a torrent client to launch the files
[mr.cr4zy] and after that, you just sit back and wait for the file to finish
(0:53) [LuPo_StOnEr06] let me fink fuk off u pedo nonce twat
[mr.cr4zy] fink? you mean think?
[mr.cr4zy] all i ask of you is to put some effort into writing properly so i can FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU
(0:54) [LuPo_StOnEr06] lesson 1
[mr.cr4zy] if i do not understand you i CANNOT HELP YOU
(0:55) [LuPo_StOnEr06] fuk = fuck
[mr.cr4zy] ahh i see, took me some time to figure that one out
(0:55) [LuPo_StOnEr06] lesson 2= fink =think
[mr.cr4zy] i bet your finger got really tired writing that extra 'c'
[mr.cr4zy] but wait, shouldn't it be lesson 1; fink = think and lesson 2; fuk = fuck, since you wrote fink before you wrote fuk
[mr.cr4zy] ?=
[mr.cr4zy] right?
(0:55) [LuPo_StOnEr06] yep me u got that thing i have sent you
[mr.cr4zy] you didn't send me anything.
(0:56) [LuPo_StOnEr06] fink fuk
[mr.cr4zy] where you from anyway?
(0:56) [LuPo_StOnEr06] shit wrong person soz cheef
[mr.cr4zy] no that's ok
(0:56) [LuPo_StOnEr06] never never land u
[mr.cr4zy] scotland?
[mr.cr4zy] or maybe england
(0:57) [LuPo_StOnEr06] thatz y your so fick den iz it
(0:57) [LuPo_StOnEr06] fukin crack ed
[mr.cr4zy] what's your point?
(0:58) [LuPo_StOnEr06] u iz a crack ed
[mr.cr4zy] u iz?
[mr.cr4zy] what the hell is that?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
coldsectionmodule
Member Avatar
Corporal Silver
I like him, you should invite him to the group :P
Quote:
 
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indespensible to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction. It's the same way a drug can be something good and something bad.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Andy
Member Avatar
Sugah!
He scares me. What is this BLow about then?
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
pianogirl2422
Member Avatar
Sergeant Major Gold
Pretty good movie. But then again, if it has Johnny Depp in it, it can't be horrible. And well, if you know what blow is, then you can probaly guess that the movie's about drugs, but a good movie. Not a feel good movie though...

I have some stupid conversations, but not usually online. There was one when we went to Illinois and I was arguing with my friend about whether holes or tunnels were better. It went on for like ten minutes before I figured out she thought I meant a hole in ground instead of a hole in the crowd. It was fun though...
Zim: "WE'RE DOOMED! DOOMED!"
Gir: "YAY!"
Zim: "No Gir, that's a bad thing"
~pause~
Gir: "YAY!"
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Non-Person
Member Avatar
Recruit
I had a really funny conversation on the telephone with an Australian girl I knew...I almost died laughing when I put the phone down...
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
+ Cipolla
Member Avatar
Sergeant Gold
I rarely get anyone who speaks english msg me on slsk.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
« Previous Topic · Mom's Basement · Next Topic »
Add Reply