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| Live in Texas? Don't get drunk in the bars! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 23 2006, 10:22 PM (259 Views) | |
| Genetic God | Mar 23 2006, 10:22 PM Post #1 |
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| Brandon | Apr 1 2006, 02:59 AM Post #2 |
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2nd Lieutenant Gold
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Yeah my sister was telling me about this. WTF?! It makes absolutley no sense. She told me you aren't aloud to be drunk in the bars anymore. |
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| pianogirl2422 | Apr 2 2006, 04:49 AM Post #3 |
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Yeah, as long as they're not driving or shooting someone it should be fine. I mean, if you can't get drunk at a bar, where can you get drunk? At home where no one can take your keys away? How smart is that? It reminds me of a joke though. A police officer is stationed at a bar to make sure that people don't try to drive when they're drunk. So this one guy walks out into the parking lot, but he can't seem walk straight or stay upright for very long. Immediately the cop focuses all his attention on this guy. So the guy wanders around the parking lot, staggering from side to side, and tries to unlock about five cars while all these other men come out singing and dancing, obviously drunk, and drive away. So finally the guy finds his car and as he pulls out of the parking lot the cop flashes his lights and pulls the guy over. He administer a breathalizer test and the results come back as zero. The cop says "I don't get it. According to this test you don't have any alcohol in your system". The guy replies "That's probably because I haven't had a drink all night. I was just trying to get my friends on their way home." |
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| THE PUNISHER | Apr 3 2006, 05:48 PM Post #4 |
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Sergeant Gold
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i hate texas |
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