Aug 18
GILADCIFH: Shufflepuck Cafe
Ahh Amiga, how I loved thee. When I was younger, my brothers and I had the most bitchin-est Commodore Amiga known to man. The keyboard and monitor were in perfect working order, it three external disk drives, two working mice (ZOMG!), four joysticks and an absolute buttload of games. One of our staples involved tournaments of...
Shufflepuck Cafe motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, this game was the shit. You start out your game by heading into this seedy looking bar, so that you can pick your opponent for a game of air hockey.
Don't pick the chick with the big boobs, she's a bitch to beat, and a cheater.
It's usually best to start out with someone like Skip.
Here is Skip, getting his ass handed to him as usual.
Skip is a retard and will most likely not get any points against you at all, and in the odd chance that he does, it's usually because you knocked the puck into your own glass, in which case you feel like a real tool. As you beat Skip, he will try to suck up and tell you how great you are. I believe it's a clever ploy to throw you off. I'm on to you Skip.
When you beat Skip, you move on to this drunk bastard, who is absolutely hilarious because he just get progressively drunker as the match goes on. When you start out you start thinking, man, this guy is actually hard. Then he starts hiccupping and his eyes start to roll back in his head. Good times.
Moving on from there, you basically play everyone else in the selection screen but good luck getting past Princess Boobies and The Grim Reaper.
I miss my Amiga. Apparently my mum GAVE it away.
Yes. She GAVE it away.
*headdesk*
Aug 18
Fuck You WWE
Stevie Richards is clearly just going to take his hotness...I mean talent elsewhere.
Aug 15
Games I Loved and Don't Care if You Hate: Tombi
You know what, I can't even remember the basic storyline of this game, and I'm not about to go read some game reviewer's perspective on it just to refresh my memory. That would ruin my fun, and all anyone needs to know is that I loved the crap out of this game, and played it so much it consumed my nineteen year old life.
Tombi, or Tomba was an awesome game about this angry little dude with pink spiky hair, green shorts and no shirt. I think he had a bracelet of some sort too.
Here in the first screen, you can see him jumping on the back of a pig and biting it's head. After that he would flip it over and throw it into something, dazing it. Alternatively, you can time it so your pig is under the bum tree when you jump on it, and the gas will turn the pig into a little pig. I can't remember why that's relevant, but it happened. And also, I got to write about fart trees.
In this scene, Tombi goes to visit the Dwarves, which is only possible after you bake a yam. Can't remember what that has to do with anything either. There's someone in the pit down there - I'm sure of it. Some dwarf woman wants you to go find her son, so you must risk your life for this stupid kid who got himself trapped by the spider plants.
This screen is later in the game, and it will frustrate the shit out of you, because there is supposed to be an item there, but if you haven't taken every step to make sure that item is there, you will wonder why the hell the pier has such majesty and what the hell you're supposed to do there.
I also vaguely remember something about seven statues and treasure, and the 10,000 year old man. Plus some bird eggs, taking a frog to the pond and finding the monkey some bananas.
Seriously, this game is awesome. Move over IGN. My blog wins.
Aug 15
Yahoo Japan = Spendy McSpend
Okay, no more Yahoo Japan for me!!! What's going to happen with ownership of these two...Joint custody??!! They are white plushies which is my domain, but then again, they are Sonic...
Aug 15
ZOMG! FIRST!!!!ONE11!!
K, so I only just found out I could have a blog on here, and even though I already have a blog, it's somewhat restricted seeing as it's on my movies site. I need a place to post about stuff I want to buy or have bought, or to bitch about how much of a shitty day I'm having.
I am indeed having a shitty day, and it's a zillion tiny things that have just gone slightly wayward that have me feeling more irritated than usual. That, and the fact that I can't find the motivation to work caused me to flit over to Japan Auction Center and see what was on offer in the Naruto plushie stakes. I have a massive plushie collection, and I am a giant Naruto retard so I was squealing like a six year old when I encountered the following:
I'm currently winning the auction for a mere $31, and I'm extremely excited, even though it still has two days to go. One of the plushies in that lot is one I bought recently, only to have it go missing in the post...
In other plushie related news, I want this:
So cute!
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