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Thought For The Day; Words To Live By
Topic Started: Thursday Feb 7 2008, 05:55 PM (1,634 Views)
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Friday Jun 20 2008, 12:40 AM
Thought for Friday;

I've been smoking heavily since I was 15. If I don't get lung cancer, heart disease or need a gangrenous limb amputed soon can I sue the Quit campaign for false advertising ?
haha so true itd be funny if like 100 years later someone does that and lives to be 90 with perfect health then sues them and makes millions

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Tuesday Jun 17 2008, 09:15 AM
Assholes are more like electrical outlets — you don't want to go sticking a fork in either one of them.
:D true dat

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If you catch something beautiful you should hold on to it for as long as possible, because sometimes if you let go she'll run straight to the police
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If you ask a question you don't want the answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
Edited by NecrisTEWQ, Sunday Jun 29 2008, 03:40 PM.
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If I can get it to post before my damn PC crashes again ^o)

Thought for World Youth Day;

"I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side."

-Bill Hicks.

( now I'm going to turn up there wearing my Antichrist Superstar T-Shirt and see if they arrest me under their new annoyance and inconvience laws :D )
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

EDIT: And why is it called tourist season if we cant shoot at them?
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Thought for Thursday;

If you weren't already really depressed and feeling like suicide then having a birthday is usually enough to do it.
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Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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I was, and still am, a huge fan of the late great Bill Hicks.
That guy was as close to a prophet I have ever had.
So for those who don't know his stuff I'll just steal his material for awhile.

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, "Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them." And Eve said, "Yeah... it's just not enough is it?"


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Another one for Youth Week;

If the FBI's motivating factor for busting down the Koresh compound was child abuse, how come we never see Bradley tanks smashing into Catholic churches?

- Bill Hicks
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Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me."

- Bill Hicks

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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

- Bill Hicks
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Hey, go with the flow;

Bruce Campbell calls Chuck Norris on the phone in order to tell him that he doesn't NEED to have people make up countless lies about him on the Internet to make him look good and then listens while Chuck cries like a little girl.
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Saturday Jul 19 2008, 12:25 AM
Hey, go with the flow;

Bruce Campbell calls Chuck Norris on the phone in order to tell him that he doesn't NEED to have people make up countless lies about him on the Internet to make him look good and then listens while Chuck cries like a little girl.
therefore, according to the interwebs, Bruce just cured cancer.


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yo listen up here's a story
about a little guy that lives in a blue world
and all day and all night and everything he sees
is just blue like him inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window
and a blue corvette
and everything is blue for him and hisself
and everybody around
cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
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So many people I know have decided to work in IT that I have decided I'll get a job in DT, DisInformation Technology.
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Yesterday I found out I was quote "too freaky". How freaky can you be before they stop adding 'too' in front of it ?
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( I don't think I've got enough werewolves on my profile yet...........oh that's what they mean ! )
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Who put the Alphabet in alphabetical order?
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If there's no God, then who the fuck invented the female form, eh? You can't trust evolution to create nice tits, it just doesn't work that way
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Ok stop fighting about football codes and PS3's or I'll tell your mother.

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