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| Deleted User | Friday Aug 1 2008, 12:34 AM Post #81 |
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When a joke dies that bady it is customary to bury it in a shallow unmarked grave covered with a thin layer of cement to stop the local wildlife digging it up.
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| TheInfiltraitor | Friday Aug 1 2008, 12:50 PM Post #82 |
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The Scorpion and the Frog One day a scorpion came to the bank of the river. Unable to cross, he asked a frog for a lift. The frog agreed. Four hours later, the frog deposited the scorpion on the bank. 'Did we have to go via those rapids?' asked the scorpion. 'Wouldn't it have been quicker just to go straight across?' 'Nah, mate, this was a shortcut,' replied the frog. 'That'll be $67.50.' Moral: Cabbies are bastards |
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| Deleted User | Saturday Aug 2 2008, 01:25 AM Post #83 |
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The only thing that makes me believe in UFOs is that, sometimes I lose stuff. |
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| Deleted User | Monday Aug 4 2008, 02:02 AM Post #84 |
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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out. |
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| Deleted User | Friday Aug 8 2008, 05:12 PM Post #85 |
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A fun thing to do with Google Earth's Street View is to take lots of screenshots of houses of people you know then email them via an anonymous email account with the message "I'm watching you". |
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| Deleted User | Monday Sep 1 2008, 06:21 PM Post #86 |
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Sometimes I'm kept awake at nights wondering would Zombies qualify for the Olympics, the Paralympics or need their own seperate event ? Or would Trioxin just be banned as a performance enhancing drug anyways ? |
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| NecrisTEWQ | Monday Sep 1 2008, 06:41 PM Post #87 |
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that page is a neat little read |
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| felicitous blue | Monday Sep 1 2008, 09:55 PM Post #88 |
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I like this bit;
That's why I love Wikipedia. I'm sure there's some merit to the Agent Orange argument, but do you not think maybe trioxin is named that a little bit because of trioxane? Given that trioxane is used by morticians to make dead people look more like alive people. Just a thought..... hmm. That would make it my thought for the day. I managed to stay 'on topic' for once. |
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yo listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and hisself and everybody around cos he ain't got nobody to listen to i'm blue da ba dee da ba die... | |
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| Deleted User | Tuesday Sep 2 2008, 12:36 AM Post #89 |
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Yeah they kinda missed the forests for the trees there. Edit : This thread has a topic ? You haven't been psychoanalysing my thoughts I hope ? I pay people good money to do that !
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| Deleted User | Monday Sep 8 2008, 01:53 AM Post #90 |
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You can't kill Rock'n'Roll. However this is no excuse to torture, mutilate, butcher, or dress up like an emo retard and play it very badly. |
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| Deleted User | Thursday Sep 11 2008, 01:01 AM Post #91 |
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One should never burn the bridges they crossed when it is far more fun to go back and blow the crap out of them with dynamite. |
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| NecrisTEWQ | Saturday Sep 20 2008, 10:31 AM Post #92 |
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Why is it the winner of the Miss Universe Pagent is always from earth? |
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| Deleted User | Tuesday Sep 23 2008, 01:37 AM Post #93 |
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When commiting an illegal act a good idea is to video yourself doing it and post it on the net. |
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| Deleted User | Friday Sep 26 2008, 01:25 AM Post #94 |
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I think I've found a better solution to America's subprime economic meltdown than wasting 1.8 Trillion dollars of taxpayer money on a bail out for overpaid CEOs. Wouldn't it be cheaper to just,
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| Deleted User | Friday Nov 14 2008, 01:09 AM Post #95 |
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At Least a cetain admin could tell the truth that I have a dynamic IP so he can't block me that way instead of hiding behind some pretence of graciousness Bye Now. |
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| King Hiss | Friday Nov 14 2008, 01:15 AM Post #96 |
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I can actually, I just haven't blocked you. Not sure if this is news to you or not, but practically everyone has a dynamic IP. Well done genius. Keep up them smarts and I'll give you another warning for free! Now weren't you leaving? |
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| Deleted User | Friday Nov 14 2008, 02:23 AM Post #97 |
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Kick me then Actually I'm beginning to think you have a mancrush.
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| King Hiss | Friday Nov 14 2008, 07:34 AM Post #98 |
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I have the man crush? You're the one that can't seem to leave on his own terms without me forcibly removing you. No, you get the same due course as everyone else. Which isn't too much longer it seems. |
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| NecrisTEWQ | Friday Nov 14 2008, 09:59 AM Post #99 |
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Fucking hell people, i think you two just need to calm down and hug it out, or continue with the petty insults though PM instead of using the forum as your own little childish playground. |
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| King Hiss | Friday Nov 14 2008, 10:14 AM Post #100 |
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It's already taken care of Necris. You've done enough damage here Lycan, so your last warning is moot. No point dragging out the inevitable. You had enough chances to calm the hell down. I've given you more than enough rope over all this time because I actually am aware of your back problems, since I do read every post that goes up in here. To a person with such mobility problems, places like these can end up being the front to all your social interaction. I have a friend who can barely leave the house and I understand how this is one of the cases where the internet has a life changing use. The difference is though, she takes everything on the chin and is by far the calmest and friendliest person I know. People love to meet her. You, on the other hand, are becoming the grumpy and resentful old man well before your time. You're rude and abrupt without even knowing it, and you take everything as a personal attack. Did you ever think that people might take the time share opposing opinions with you because you might be interesting? The world isn't out to get you man. Good luck with everything. |
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You haven't been psychoanalysing my thoughts I hope ? I pay people good money to do that !



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