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Thought For The Day; Words To Live By
Topic Started: Thursday Feb 7 2008, 05:55 PM (1,633 Views)
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When a joke dies that bady it is customary to bury it in a shallow unmarked grave covered with a thin layer of cement to stop the local wildlife digging it up.

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'Did we have to go via those rapids?' asked the scorpion. 'Wouldn't it have been quicker just to go straight across?'

'Nah, mate, this was a shortcut,' replied the frog. 'That'll be $67.50.'

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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
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A fun thing to do with Google Earth's Street View is to take lots of screenshots of houses of people you know then email them via an anonymous email account with the message "I'm watching you".
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Sometimes I'm kept awake at nights wondering would Zombies qualify for the Olympics, the Paralympics or need their own seperate event ?
Or would Trioxin just be banned as a performance enhancing drug anyways ?
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Monday Sep 1 2008, 06:21 PM
Or would Trioxin just be banned as a performance enhancing drug anyways ?
that page is a neat little read
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Monday Sep 1 2008, 06:41 PM
Lycan
Monday Sep 1 2008, 06:21 PM
Or would Trioxin just be banned as a performance enhancing drug anyways ?
that page is a neat little read
I like this bit;

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The concept of 2-4-5 trioxin is based[citation needed] in part on Agent Orange, a real-life defoliant used by the Army during the Vietnam War. The two chemicals share a number of similarities: both were used against plants by the United States Army during the 1960s, and both proved to have horrifying side effects. One of the two chemicals used to produce Agent Orange is called 2,4,5-Trichlorophenoxyacetic acid. Agent Orange also contained chemicals known as dioxins.

2-4-5 trioxin should not be mistaken for the real chemical trioxane, which is used by morticians to repair cells and maintain a corpse's contours after postmortem tissue constriction


That's why I love Wikipedia. I'm sure there's some merit to the Agent Orange argument, but do you not think maybe trioxin is named that a little bit because of trioxane? Given that trioxane is used by morticians to make dead people look more like alive people. Just a thought.....

hmm. That would make it my thought for the day. I managed to stay 'on topic' for once.
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Monday Sep 1 2008, 09:55 PM
That's why I love Wikipedia. I'm sure there's some merit to the Agent Orange argument, but do you not think maybe trioxin is named that a little bit because of trioxane? Given that trioxane is used by morticians to make dead people look more like alive people. Just a thought.....

hmm. That would make it my thought for the day. I managed to stay 'on topic' for once.
Yeah they kinda missed the forests for the trees there. :doh:

Edit : This thread has a topic ? :wtf2: You haven't been psychoanalysing my thoughts I hope ? I pay people good money to do that !
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One should never burn the bridges they crossed when it is far more fun to go back and blow the crap out of them with dynamite.
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At Least a cetain admin could tell the truth that I have a dynamic IP so he can't block me that way instead of hiding behind some pretence of graciousness :biggrin:

Bye Now.
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I can actually, I just haven't blocked you. Not sure if this is news to you or not, but practically everyone has a dynamic IP. Well done genius.

Keep up them smarts and I'll give you another warning for free! Now weren't you leaving?
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Kick me then :biggrin:
Actually I'm beginning to think you have a mancrush. :confused:
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I have the man crush? You're the one that can't seem to leave on his own terms without me forcibly removing you.

No, you get the same due course as everyone else. Which isn't too much longer it seems.
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Fucking hell people, i think you two just need to calm down and hug it out, or continue with the petty insults though PM instead of using the forum as your own little childish playground.
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It's already taken care of Necris.

You've done enough damage here Lycan, so your last warning is moot. No point dragging out the inevitable. You had enough chances to calm the hell down.

I've given you more than enough rope over all this time because I actually am aware of your back problems, since I do read every post that goes up in here. To a person with such mobility problems, places like these can end up being the front to all your social interaction. I have a friend who can barely leave the house and I understand how this is one of the cases where the internet has a life changing use.

The difference is though, she takes everything on the chin and is by far the calmest and friendliest person I know. People love to meet her. You, on the other hand, are becoming the grumpy and resentful old man well before your time. You're rude and abrupt without even knowing it, and you take everything as a personal attack. Did you ever think that people might take the time share opposing opinions with you because you might be interesting? The world isn't out to get you man.

Good luck with everything.
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