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Quick Jokes
Topic Started: Tuesday Oct 7 2008, 01:43 PM (2,163 Views)
Shadaxx
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A jewish kid says to his dad, "Dad, can I have 20 bucks?"

The dad replies, "10 bucks?! What do you want 5 bucks for?"


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A drunk bloke walking down the street passes a nun. They make eye contact and she nods at him with a smile.

The drunk goes into a rage and throws a right hook dropping the nun to the ground. While on the ground the drunk straddles her and slams left and right fists into her face. After a flurry of fists the drunk stands up and stomps on the nuns face. The nun laying in a pool of blood passes out from the beating.

The drunk looks down on her and says, "hah, not so tough now are ya batman!"


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Did you hear about the first abbo porno? It's called Debbie Does Fuckall

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I think this one is on here already, but ...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. She has already been told twice.
PSN: Shadaxx


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JAMSIN
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