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The best Courtroom quote of all time
Topic Started: Friday Apr 23 2010, 07:48 PM (313 Views)
NecrisTEWQ
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There are a lot of them about but I have yet to find one that can top this whopper of a courtroom quote.

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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."


Also if anyone can actually decipher what the F8ck he's actually saying, please enlighten me :D
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Cerberus1880
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If he was going to the station, would he have taken you and her? Much simpler. :P
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felicitous blue
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Actually I believe it's "if you and the other girl where not with him at the time, and able to go, would he have taken you both to the station"


Lawyers are assholes, and even more so for making me have to be able to read their shit.

The second lawyers objection redeems them somewhat - but only if he did it like Pheonix Wright.


edit - QED. I still needed to edit that shit after reading it again....

Let me paraphrase Shakespeare - "The first thing we do, Let's kill all the lawyers"

(the funniest thing about that quote is that lawyers argue he was being ironic. The rest of the world thinks he was being literal)
Edited by felicitous blue, Saturday Apr 24 2010, 09:34 PM.
yo listen up here's a story
about a little guy that lives in a blue world
and all day and all night and everything he sees
is just blue like him inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window
and a blue corvette
and everything is blue for him and hisself
and everybody around
cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
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Frosted Crown
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not funny necris. for those of us that have been incarcerated by a judge it's not cool. Luckily it wasn't me hahhaahahahahahhahahaahahahahhaahah

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well i was close. I just payed heaps of $$$

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