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| The best Courtroom quote of all time | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Friday Apr 23 2010, 07:48 PM (313 Views) | |
| NecrisTEWQ | Friday Apr 23 2010, 07:48 PM Post #1 |
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There are a lot of them about but I have yet to find one that can top this whopper of a courtroom quote.
Also if anyone can actually decipher what the F8ck he's actually saying, please enlighten me
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| Cerberus1880 | Saturday Apr 24 2010, 10:09 AM Post #2 |
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If he was going to the station, would he have taken you and her? Much simpler.
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| felicitous blue | Saturday Apr 24 2010, 09:30 PM Post #3 |
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custom title get!!
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Actually I believe it's "if you and the other girl where not with him at the time, and able to go, would he have taken you both to the station" Lawyers are assholes, and even more so for making me have to be able to read their shit. The second lawyers objection redeems them somewhat - but only if he did it like Pheonix Wright. edit - QED. I still needed to edit that shit after reading it again.... Let me paraphrase Shakespeare - "The first thing we do, Let's kill all the lawyers" (the funniest thing about that quote is that lawyers argue he was being ironic. The rest of the world thinks he was being literal) Edited by felicitous blue, Saturday Apr 24 2010, 09:34 PM.
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yo listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and hisself and everybody around cos he ain't got nobody to listen to i'm blue da ba dee da ba die... | |
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| Frosted Crown | Sunday Apr 25 2010, 04:56 AM Post #4 |
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Part of the Furniture
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not funny necris. for those of us that have been incarcerated by a judge it's not cool. Luckily it wasn't me hahhaahahahahahhahahaahahahahhaahah |
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| Frosted Crown | Sunday Apr 25 2010, 04:56 AM Post #5 |
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Part of the Furniture
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well i was close. I just payed heaps of $$$ |
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