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Stupid Instructions on Products
Topic Started: May 15 2008, 05:42 PM (230 Views)
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (....)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (....)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...no really?)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because...?)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (What the...did someone actually tried to do that?!)
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:lol: These are pointless!
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FlyingTanuki
May 16 2008, 07:08 AM
:lol: These are pointless!

They sure are! But they sure are hilarious.

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Maybe because there are a lot of dumb people in the world, they had to put these dumb instructions. (in case something goes wrong, they wouldn't wanna get sued)
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ROFL XD
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Orange-Fire
May 16 2008, 04:24 AM
They sure are! But they sure are hilarious.

Yep :D
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The airline peanuts instruction looks like an insult for being in coach.

Here's some for ya.

Barbie Dolls commercials: "Dolls don't move on their own" (No sh!t Sherlock)

Nintendo Entertainment System commercial: "Your parents help you hook it up" (No, they'll turn the TV around for you to put in the RFU Switch)

Wii Wheel: (Included an instructions manual) (Ohhh, so that's how you put the remote in).
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pheonex those are lame.
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peach_hachaa
May 17 2008, 03:59 AM
pheonex those are lame.

Well i sure as hell loled at them! :D
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