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| Deleted User | Nov 15 2008, 09:30 PM Post #16 |
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I don't know. I was feeling randomish |
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| Deleted User | Nov 21 2008, 11:54 PM Post #17 |
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Chapter 4: Party Bowser came up to Tasha's house.He saw Dana and Mindy glaring at him. They were sitting on the front porch. "Ew! ", Dana commented, looking so disgust. "You need to get a haircut!", Mindy told, Bowser. Bowser rolled his eyes. "Where's, Tasha?" He asked. "Ummm, no! You are not going to come anywhere near her!", Dana said. "And she's not going to join your team, because, we're teaming up as a family! You are not part of our family! Now leave, you bitch!" "Don't be so mean, Dana!" Mindy told her. "Yeah!", Bowser agreed. "Shut up!", Mindy told Bowser. "Well, I'm leaving!" Dana said. "I'm not going to be around, him!" Dana glared at, Bowser. She ran off. It was quiet for a long mintute. "So....", Mindy said, in an eager, musical voice. "Whatcha doin?" "Waiting." Bowser replied. "Oh, yeah...Guess what?" "What?" "We're having a party tonight!" "And let me guess...I'm not invited." "Well," Mindy thought out loud. "Hey.", Someone said in a quiet voice, it was Tasha. "Hi, Tasha!" Mindy greeted her cheerfully. "So, tell him!" "Tell me what?" Bowser demanded, Mindy laughed. "She's not joining your basball team." Mindy told him. "Why?", Bowser asked. "It's a family thing," Mindy said "And your not part of family." "Dana is behind this, isn't she?" Bowser sighed. "Well, don't be sad." Mindy said, feeling bad for him. "Why don't you come to the party tonight! It would be so much fun." Tasha stayed quiet. "I guess I better start getting things ready." She said. "I'll go hand out the invations." Mindy smiled. Mindy handed an envolope to Bowser, then she ran off. Tasha walked inside, Bowser followed her. She sighed. "I wish, Dana wouldn't be like this." She frowned. "What's wrong with her?" Bowser asked. "You know how she is." "Why does she hate my guts?" "I'm not sure. She used to be...Well...She used to be like my best friend...Or a caring sister." Tasha got some CDs from Mindy's room. She put them on top of the stereo. She looked at all the CDs. "Why are you so quiet?" Bowser asked. Tasha shrugged, "I don't know." "I have something for you." Tasha looked at Bowser. "What is it?" He had a box in one of his hands. Tasha was getting nervous, sort of hoping he wouldn't ask her to marry her. He opened the box. It was a necklace. It had beautiful jewels on it. "Oh, Bowser, it's beautiful!", she whispered. Tasha put the necklace on. She kissed Bowser, on the lips(tee hee :D). "I love you." She told him. "Ahem!" Someone said. It was Dana. "Don't think that you can each other behind my back!" Dana glared. "You know better, Tasha!" "What's wrong with you?" Tasha asked. She glared back at, Dana. "No, what's wrong with you?" Dana said. "You're hanging out with that bitch." Tasha kept staring at her. She was speechless, she didn't know what to say. She felt like cussing, Dana out, but she thought that, that wouldn't be so nice. Meanwhile Mindy, was handing out all of the invitations. She saw Waluigi, Daisy, and their little kid. Mindy walked up to them. "Hello.", Mindy said in a musical voice. "Um hi, Mindy." Daisy said confused. "What are you doing here?" "Well, we're having a party today, and you're invited." Mindy handed the invitation to, Daisy. Daisy, slowly took it. "What about me?!", Waluigi asked. "How come I'm not invited?" Mindy laughed. "Here you go!" She handed another invitation to, Waluigi. Mindy looked at their kid. "Oh my god, she's adorable!" "We know!", Daisy said with a smug smile. "I'm trying not to brag or anything." Mindy and Daisy laughed. "Her name is Nicole, right?" Mindy asked. "Yeah." Daisy said. "Well, if there is a time, when you need someone to take care of her, while you guys are out of town, I'm always here to help." Mindy offered. "Oh, that's nice of you to offer." Daisy said. "But that really won't be necessary." "Yeah, it will!" Waluigi told Daisy. "We were gonna go somewhere next weekend, together...Alone." Daisy glared at, Waluigi hoping he wouldn't say that. "Oh, so I see you do need me!" Mindy smiled. "It'll be fine! You don't even have to pay me! I'm already rich, not trying to rub it in." Daisy and Waluigi smiled. Nicole, looked at Mindy with curious eyes. "I have kids too! They could play with, Nicole." Mindy told them. "Well, I'll see you around! Just think about it!" Mindy winked at them, and left. Peach, Pauline, and Toadette were talking. Peach, as you know, the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, has blond hair, wears pink. She is usually know as the "slut in pink" or the "ditsy blond". "Oh my god," Toadette was saying "That, Diddy Kong is SO HOT!!" "But he's gay.", Pauline frowned "I thought you like Bowser Jr." "Yeah, but Diddy Kong is pretty hot." "Even though he's gay." Pauline reminded, Toadette. "I think he's pretty hot!" Peach agreed with Toadette. "But he's GAY!" Pauline sighed. "Still he's hot!" Peach said. "But it's just too bad, that he is gay." Pauline said, again. "Will you stop saying!" Toadette was getting defensive, "We get it that he's gay, but me and Peach think he's hot!" Pauline smiled. "Okay I'll admit, the monkey is pretty cute!" "Just look at his teeth!" Peach said, "How could they be so white, and straight?" "Maybe he worn braces before." Toadette said. "We should ask him!" Pauline said happily. "Hey gals!" Someone called out. It was Diddy Kong just chilling out. "Was up?" "OMG!!" Pauline said happily "It's you!" "Hey, Diddy have you worn braces before?" Toadette asked. "Nope." Diddy Kong said with a smug smile. "They are so straight" Peach squealed "and white too!" "You are so hot!" Pauline said. "It's too bad that your...." Toadette sighed. "Wait..." Peach interupted. "weren't you going out with, Pauline?" "Yeah, we were going out once." Pauline agreed with, Peach. "Well," Diddy Kong said. "You were using me remember?" "Oh." Pauline frowned. "Did I hurt your feelings?" "Don't worry, babe." Diddy told Pauline. "I'm fine! I like being used." "He called me, babe!" Pauline bragged. "You were using me, so you could have, Waluigi stop bothering you." "Yeah.", Pauline said, remembering those times back then. "So are you gay?", Toadette asked. "Gay?!", Diddy Kong asked confused. "There was a rumor about you, people say that you are gay." Peach told him. "Oh...Well, that's not true." Diddy told them. "Well, we think that you're really hot!", Peach said, blushing. "Thank you!" Diddy Kong winked at Peach. "Are you going to the party tonight?" Toadette asked, Diddy Kong. "Actully I was on my way right now." Diddy said. "And I'd better get going." "Can we come with you?!" Pauline asked. "Sure." Diddy smiled. "He's so hot when he smiles!" Pauline whispered in Peach's ear. "I know!" Peach agreed. They walked to Tasha's house. "Diddy Kong?" Toadette asked. "Yeah." "Look, you said you like being used..." "You wanna use me?" "Well, yeah." Toadette admitted. "Why?" "Yeah, Toadette!" Peach said. "Why?" "Well, you know Bowser Jr., and how I broke up with him." Toadette said looking down. "And how he hangs out with, Leslie..." "You wanna get back with him." Diddy guessed. "Yeah." Toadette looked at Diddy Kong. "How do you know?!" "It's kinda obvious." "It's like, written all over your face." Pauline told Toadette. Toadette rolled her eyes. "Well, we have to make it look like we're actully dating." "Okay." Diddy Kong said. "So..."boyfriend"," Toadette laughed. "Yes, "girlfriend"?" Diddy Kong laughed along with her. "Oh my god!! Diddy Kong called Toadette, girlfriend!" Pauline exaggerated "OH MY GOD!!! OMG!!" "OMG!!!" Peach agreed with her "Omg, omg, OMG!! OMFG!!!!" "Yeah! O...M...." "G." Diddy Kong said. "He is so hot!" Peach said. "He's hotter than hot!" Pauline said, "He's burining hot!" "No, flaming hot!" Peach said. Toadette laughed. They got to Tasha's house, Dana was waiting at the door. "Invitations?" Dana asked. They showed her the invitations that, Mindy gave them. "Go ahead." Dana sighed. They walked in the huge house. Toadette held Diddy Kong's hand. She winked at him, and Diddy Kong nodded. Peach and Pauline gasped staring at them. Peach put her hand over her mouth. Diddy Kong put his arm around, Toadette. Pauline and Peach were watching them, both were somewhat jealous. But they knew that this was fake, so Toadette could Bowser Jr. back. They saw, Bowser Jr. with Leslie and some other kids. There was a boy and a girl, holding hands, staring at Toadette with curious eyes. Then they looked at, Leslie. Leslie looked at them, and shook her head. The boy and the girl sort of nodded. It looked like they were communicating with each other. They stared at Toadette, they looked worried. Toadette looked at Diddy Kong. She kissed him, Pauline and Peach gasped. Bowser Jr. glanced at, Toadette. "Woah!" Peach and Pauline said at the same time. Peach turned around, and she saw Daisy, Waluigi, Nicole, Bowser, and Dana outside. Dana and Bowser looked like they were arguing, Nicole had her ears covered, Waluigi and Daisy were staring at them. Waluigi, Daisy, and Nicole walked in. Dana and Bowser were still talking. Then Dana and Bowser finally walked in. There were alot of people. Peach looked around again. Waluigi, Daisy, and Nicole walked to them. "Hey, Peach!" Daisy greeted her. "Hi, Daisy!" Peach smiled. "Hi Nicole!" "Hi, Peach!" Nicole said. "You're growing so fast!" Peach said, suprised. Nicole blushed. "I know." Peach sighed. "Hi, Waluigi." "Hey, slut!" Waluigi replied. "Waluigi!" Peach shouted, "Not around, Nicole! She's too young to be hearing that! And it's not nice to call people names!" Daisy laughed. Pauline turned around. "Oh hey Daisy, Waluigi, and Nicole!" "Hey, Pauline!" Daisy said. "Where's, Toadette?" Pauline and Peach looked at each other. "Well..." Pauline said looking down. "She's over there." Peach said quietly. Daisy and Waluigi looked at, Toadette. They noticed that, Diddy Kong was holding her, and he kissed her. Daisy and Waluigi were speechless. "What is, Diddy Kong doing with Toadette?" Daisy asked. "We'll tell you later." Pauline said looking guilty. "Yeah, cause now it's time for my "public service announcements"!" Waluigi said. Peach and Pauline moaned. Daisy laughed. Waluigi went up to, Mindy. Mindy gave him a microphone. "Okay guys, it's time for my "publice service announcements"." Waluigi said through the microphone. Everybody groaned as usual. "Go, Waluigi!" Daisy cheered. "Thank you, honey." Waluigi said. "Okay, first off, Mae Blossom." Everybody looked at, Mae. "Look, it has been....three whole years...! And you still can't keep a straight face for five freaking minutes!" Mae turned red, and she smiled. "See what I mean!" The crowd started laughing. "Tasha." Waluigi said. Everybody looked at Tasha. "What?!" She hissed. "Look, I thought, you were bad, but your sister Dana...." Everybody looked at, Dana. Dana, was glaring at, Waluigi. Her eyes looked like if she were ready to kill. "Dana, is the wiked witch of the west." Dana rolled her eyes. "Me and Daisy, we could see you cussin' Bowser out! I mean, poor Bowser! You almost made him cry! I think you were going to make, Daisy cry too!" Everybody was laughing, Dana just kept on glaring. Waluigi, went on. "Goomba." "Yes, Waluigi?" Goomba said in his dark, evil, voice. "What would like to say about me?" "Well..." "I guess you want me to destroooooy you!" "Hell no!" Daisy shouted. "Yes, Goomba!" Dana laughed, "You should destroy him." "NO!" Daisy screamed. Dana glared at, Daisy. Dana's bright, sparkiling, blue-green eyes turned bright red. "Quiet down." Daisy wanted to do something, but she couldn't. She felt like she was under a spell. Daisy's eyes turned red too. "Come on, Waluigi!" Goomba encouraged. "Say what you wanna say!" "Ummmm, I think I wouldn't..." "Awwww, don't be a baby!" Goomba told him. "Did you know you're on t'v?" "I am?" "Yes!" Goomba said with a smug smile. "So tell us! What do you want to say about me? The whole world is waiting for you tell! Muh ha ha ha ha ha!!" To be continued. |
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| GoombaHead | Nov 22 2008, 12:01 AM Post #18 |
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Haha! He's still trying to detroy stuff! |
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| Deleted User | Nov 22 2008, 10:07 AM Post #19 |
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Live on channel 9: Waluigi is fumbling for words, that if the goomba dislikes what he says........ He'll be DESTRYOOOOOOOOOOOOO*crash* Ow! Stop throwing bananas at me you Gay monkey! OW! OW! OW! |
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| Deleted User | Dec 22 2008, 11:00 PM Post #20 |
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Chapter 5: The stranger "So, tell us!" Goomba encouraged Waluigi. "I'd rather not," Waluigi said. "I forgot what I was gonna say." "You have it written down on a piece of paper." Dana chuckled, trying to make things worse for Waluigi. "Oh, yeah. I forgot." Waluigi said. "So what were you going to say?" Goomba was ready to destroy. Goomba sort of gotten closer to Daisy. Daisy flinched. "Get away from my wife!" Waluigi snapped. "What?" Goomba was confused. "I see you! You're flirting with her!" "No I'm not!" Goomba insisted. "You wanna fight?!" Waluigi said. "Yes!" Goomba smiled evily. "I will DESTROOOOOOOOOOOY you! Mua ha ha ha!" "Bring it on, ya brown peice of shit!" "Ooooh!! You just got burned!" Toadette said, looking at Goomba. Then there was a noise that startled everyone. Leslie gasped and looked at Dana. "Could it be?" Leslie said in a whisper. "Let's go find out." Dana said. Leslie looked at her cousins: Eric, Michelle, and Linda. They all walked with her and Dana followed. Mindy looked down. Dana patted Bowser Jr.'s head and winked at him. "What was that all about?" Pauline asked curious. "I don't know." Mindy said looking down. "Hey, Mindy, where's Tasha?" Peach asked. "I, really don't know." Mindy said still looking down. Then she looked up, and her eyes were wide open. She gasped. "Oh, shit! I'm coming!!" Mindy ran really fast. Then she bumped into her sister, Melly. "Melly!" Mindy gasped, "Thank goodness you're here!" "Yes, I just got here." Melly said. "I need you to calm the others down! They're getting suspicious." "Of course." Melly said. "Come on, Lizzie." "Hi, Lizzie!" Mindy smiled. "Hey, Mindy!" Lizzie said. "How have you been?" "Fine thank you." Lizzie walked with Melly. "Hey, guys!" Melly said to the crowd. "We're gonna play a little game. We're gonna do improv!" Melly was explaining what improv was. Peach decided to walk around the house for a little while. She kept on walking then she heard voices behind a certain door. "So when are we going to do it?" It sounded like Mindy's voice. "Maybe in a week or two." said Dana. "But we have to find this certain item first." "Dana, why are we doing this?" Leslie asked. "We're getting our revenge!" A mysterious voice said. The voice sounded so fimilair, but Peach couldn't put her finger on it. "But we shouldn't do this!" It sounded like a boy's voice. "It's wrong." "Eric you hate them too!" Dana snapped. "But it's a wrong thing to do, after all they are innocent people." It sounded like Michelle, the one who always held hands with Eric. "But look what they done to us!" Dana told her. "They don't really do anything." Leslie whispered. "Not that I know of, we're the ones that pretty much cause them pain. I mean, look at Toadette. She's all hurt inside because of me. I tooken Bowser Jr. away from her." "But look what they done to me!" The fimiliar, mysterious voice said again. Peach gasped. Then everything was quiet. "Did you hear something?" Mindy asked. Then Peach got up and ran as fast as she could. Once she thought she was far away from the room she started walking. "Hey, Peach!" Someone said in a musical voice. Peach turned around, it was Dana. "Oh, hi Dana." Peach waved and her and took a couple of steps back. "Where're you goin'?" "Actully, I think I'm gonna go home." "Why?" Dana asked "I'm just tired." Peach lied "Hey weren't you and Bowser dating one time?" "Um, yeah." Peach said. She couldn't understand why Dana was asking her this. "But he sort of cheated on me. Why do you ask?" "I was just curious. He's a cheater isn't he." "Yeah..." "Are you still upset about what happened?" Dana asked. "Yeah, I can't really get over him." Peach admitted. "I thought we were meant to be together, but Tasha..." "I know you still like him." "You do?" "We all know. Me, Mindy, Melly, Lizzie, Tasha...We can tell. But your can't." "Oh." Peach looked down. Dana sighed. "I'm not happy about Bowser dating Tasha." "Yeah me too." "I remember the last time, when they were going out. It happened a long time ago." "They were?!" "Oops, I shouldn't have said that." Dana smiled. "Tell me! I'll keep it a secret!" Peach promised. "You better." Dana told her. "Don't tell any of your friends espicially not Bowser Jr." "Of course I won't!" "Alright then." Mindy, the kids, the mysterious stranger, and Lizzie who took a break from calming the croud were all talking. "So where do we find this certain thing?" Lizzie asked. "I think we'll be able to find one of them in the jungle." Mindy said, she was having a vision about them looking for the item. "It's in a damp cave near a swamp...They have boobie traps everywhere, but that won't stop us. We'll go in a certain door and then we'll find it." "There's also one located in a muesuem. There is a room that has all these treasures, and one of the thing that we're looking for is somewhere in there." The mysterious voice said. "But the only problem is, is that I don't know the name of the museum or where the location is." "Don't worry, I'm sure Dana or Melly can track down the location." Lizzie promised him. The kids were awfully quiet. Dana's daughter, Linda didn't say a word the whole time. None of them wanted to do this. Leslie looked at Michelle and Eric, then she looked at Linda. Leslie sighed. 30 minutes later. Peach ran, she heard some story. She wanted to tell everyone, but she couldn't. And her problem was, was that she was really bad at keeping secrets. If she told anyone, she would've been in so much trouble. Dana would possibly murder her. Peach thought that Dana was going to murder her. Because Dana probably knew that Peach was eavesdropping on her. Peach walked back in the room. It seemed calm. She decided to sit next to Bowser. Bowser looked at her. "What are we doing?" Peach asked. "Um, improptu." Bowser said. "What the hell is that?" "They give you this random topic, and then you have to act it out. It's really fun." "'Kay..." Peach sighed. "I guess I should be going now." Peach got up and walked outside. Bowser stared at her as she walked out. When she was outside, Tasha was sitting there looking at her. "Hi, Tasha." Peach blushed. "Hello, Peach." Tasha said, looking curiously at Peach, probably knowing all the things that Dana told her. "Where are you going?" "Um, I'm going home." Peach sighed. "Well, I'll talk to you later." Tasha walked away. It looked like she was looking for someone. Peach quickly walked to her house. An hour passed an the party was still going on. Tasha walked inside. She sat next to Bowser Jr. He looked up, and she smiled at him. "You missed the fire show!" Bowser Jr. whispered. "Yes I know." Tasha sighed. "Really fun to watch isn't it?" "Yeah. You're sister, Melly is really good at it. She did all these tricks and she was dancing around the fire." Tasha smiled. She looked at the clock. It was nine thirty. One more hour then they'll be going home. The party was finally over. The next day, Waluigi dropped off Nicole at Tasha's house. She made friends with Eric, Michelle, Linda, and Leslie. As Waluigi got back he saw a cute ginger kid hiding in the shadows. "Aw, it's a ginger kid!" Waluigi said, "Those guys are so cute!" The ginger kid growled. "Grrrrrrrrrr!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" "Oh my god!" Waluigi ran. "Ginger kid!" To be continued. Sorry for the big delay. |
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| Deleted User | Dec 23 2008, 12:06 AM Post #21 |
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GINGER!!!!!! Chapter 6: The ginger kid. Pauline was with Paratroopa, aka Justin. They were good friends, after Pauline fell off the cliff, and Justin saved her in time. "So what're we doin' today?" Pauline asked. "I don't know..." Justin said, then he gasped. "Paint balling!" "NO!" Pauline screeched. "Remember the last time that happened?!" They remembered. Waluigi, Paratroopa, Koopa troopa, Dry bones, Yoshi, Petey, Bowser Jr., Diddy Kong, Toadette, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Dixie Kong, and Pauline were all there with guns that shot out paint balls of every color. Peach, Pauline, and Toadette were hiding, trying not to get hit by paint. While Rosalina, Daisy, and Dixie Kong were going crazy shooting people with paint balls. "Yea, baby!!" Dixie Kong shouted. She shot Pauline, Peach, and Toadette with paint balls. "Ah!" Pauline screamed. "We gotta hide somewhere else!" "You can run, but you can't hide!" Rosalina laughed. Daisy and Dixie laughed with her. "You gals are crazy!" Peach screamed. "Eeek!" Peach got hit by another paint ball. They ran while Waluigi and Diddy Kong were shooting Dry Bones. "This is fucking messed up, man!" Dry Bones was getting hit pretty badly. "Ouch, man! Titty fuck!" "Damn to the wam!" Koopa Troopa was also getting hit, by Paratroopa, Bowser Jr., and Yoshi. "This is not fun to the sun!" "Okay what was that all about?" Paratroopa asked Pauline. "I was just showing the flash back of the last time we went paint balling." Pauline explained. "We got some pretty nasty bruises." "I remember at the end, Dry Bones looked all colorful." Paratroopa laughed. "And Petey ate his paint ball gun, and started shooting out paint throught his mouth! That was awesome!" Pauline sighed, "Justin, you are so crazy!" "I know! And I'm proud of it! Well I'm gonna go see Waluigi. You wanna come?" "Sure, I can go and talk to Daisy." "I'll beat ya there!" "Oh, no you won't!" Pauline insisted. "I'm gonna....Justin?" Justin already got a head start. "Grrr!" Pauline growled. She started running, but Paratroopa already beat her there. "Hey, Waluigi wassup?" Paratroopa said. "Um, nothin' much." Waluigi said. He was breathing like crazy. "You, okay? 'Cause you look like you're gonna throw up." "GINGER!!!" Waluigi screamed. "What?" Paratroopa was confused. "Look...You know how I said that ginger kids are cute looking?" "Yeah." "But..." Waluigi tried to force out the words. "But at night...They're demons and they eat people's toe nails!" Paratroopa was quiet. "So do you know what that means?!" Waluigi asked sounding crazy. "What?" "NO TOE NAILS!!!" Then Paratroopa and Waluigi screamed like little girls. "Hey, boys!" Daisy smiled. They screamed again and again. Then Daisy started screaming. "Okay, Justin, you win!" Pauline said getting here just now. Then she heard everybody screaming. Then she joined with them. The a ginger kid started screaming, running around everywhere. "Hurry, run!!" Waluigi screamed. "To the bathroom!" Waluigi and Justin ran, Pauline and Daisy followed them. They went inside the room. Waluigi and paratroopa were panting. "That was a close one." Waluigi gasped. "That thing is terrible!" Justin said. "No one can scare it away, not even your mom!" "Actully she probably could." Waluigi corrected. "Um, I have a question." Daisy said. "Why are we running away from a ginger kid and locking ourselves up in a room?" "Because the ginger kid is a demond!" Justin screeched. "He eats people's toe nails!" Waluigi shouted. "And another question." Pauline said. "Why did we lock ourselves in the bathroom?" "So we could go shit!" Waluigi told her. "Duuuuuuhhhhh!" "But we have no food or...." Pauline said but then Waluigi interupted her. "Well, I didn't plan that far ahead." He said. "Shit." "Eww!" Pauline wrinkled her nose. "This is pathetic!" Daisy said. "You guys are being retarded! I'm gonna go see that ginger kid!" "No, Daisy!" Waluigi shouted. "He'll eat your toe nails!" "I'm going with her!" Pauline said. "No, Pauline! You can't!" Justin insisted. Daisy and Pauline walked out of the bathroom. "No!" Waluigi screamed. "This is bad! What if I lose Daisy?!" "You think you can call your mom?" Justin asked. "I'll try." Waluigi said. He got his phone out of his pocket, and called his mom. "Hey, mom." Waluigi said. "You think you can come over, and scare a ginger kid away?" Paratroopa looked at Waluigi. He was hoping Pauline would be okay. "What?!" Waluigi asked. "Mom, I don't care! So I accidently spilled chocolate milk, every body drop things, okay! That was seven years ago!" Paratroopa chuckled. "So, what if I haven't visited you in two years?" Waluigi growled. "I know I didn't invite you to the wedding, but...Can you please come over?! What? Why? UGH! I hate you mom...! What...!? Grrr!!! I hate you!" Waluigi snapped the phone shut. "So, any luck?" Paratroopa asked. "Well, I found out that I was adopted." Waluigi sighed. Then they heard screaming. "Let us in!" Daisy screeched. Waluigi quickly opened the door. Pauline and Daisy quickly ran inside. Daisy hugged Waluigi really tight. She kept on breathing really fast. "Daisy, are you okay?" Waluigi asked. "It's a monster!" Daisy gasped. "It's glisening ginger hair. He...He...Thirst for toe nails!" "We made it!" Pauline said. "We actully made it!" "It's okay, Daisy, it's okay." Waluigi told her. They kissed each other. "It'll be alright." Daisy gasped. "Where's, Nicole?!" "Oh, she's with Mindy, she made friends with Leslie, Linda, Michelle, and Eric." Waluigi told her. "Okay good!" Daisy sighed in relief. "What do we do now?" "Well, I called my 'mom' but she said no...And she also said that I was adopted, so she's really not my real mother." Waluigi sighed. "Call someone else." Paratroopa suggested. "Hmmm..." Waluigi was thinking. "Give me the phone." Paratroopa grabbed the phone from Waluigi. He dialed a number. Then he put the phone on speaker. "Hello?" A fimiliar voice asked. "Winston!" Paratroopa said. "Hi, Justin." Winston aka Dry Bones. "What do you freaking want?" "You and Koopa Troopa come to Daisy's place immediatly! There's a ginger kid and...." "Whatever, we're coming over." Dry Bones told him. "Titty fuck." Dry Bones and Koopa Troopa were there. They opened the door. They saw the ginger kid sitting there. Then he looked up. He had red eyes. He was walking slowly to them, then he looked down at their toes. "WAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAH!!!!" The ginger kid scream. "Oh my god!" Dry Bones said. "We gotta run to the fun!" Koopa Troopa screamed. "To the bathroom!" Dry Bones ran. "Why there to the fair?" Koopa Troopa asked. "That's the only place we can go, when we need to go shit. Titty fuck." They were banging on the door. "Let us fucking in!" Dry Bones screamed. Waluigi opened the door. Dry Bones and Koopa Troopa quickly ran inside. "Holy shit, man! I take this back!!" Dry Bones said quickly. "I'm getting claustrophobic! claustrophobic! CLAUSTRO-FREAKING-PHOBIC!!" "Who else could we call?" Daisy asked. So they called more people Yoshi, Peach, Toadette, Bowser Jr., and Diddy Kong, but they all screamed and ran to the closeset room they could find, which was the bathroom. "CLAUSTROPHOBIC!!!!" Dry Bones screamed. "What do why do now?" Pauline asked, annoyed with Dry Bone's screaming. "Wait." Daisy said, "There is only two....no three...Actully four crazy people who can take care of this job!" "Who?" Waluigi asked. "Rosalina, Petey, Dixie, and Goomba." Daisy said. "But I don't think Goomba would want to help us out, so we'll count him out." "Call them!" Paratroopa handed Daisy the phone. Daisy dialed the number. Ten minutes later, Rosalina, Petey, and Dixie came. Goomba didn't really care about their problem. Rosalina kicked the door open. They all jumped into action. "Where are you, ginger bitch?!" Dixie Kong shouted. "Dixie, be careful!" Daisy shout through the door. "The kid's a monster! He'll eat you're toe nails!" "You're goin' down, kid!" Rosalina said. Petey sniffed the air. Then he stuck out his tounge and said "Meudhf mdaodjf mruwosx!!" "What?!" Daisy screamed. "Muedu mwacdirfiu msosdfg?!" "What did he say to the hey?" Koopa Troopa asked. "He can't eat the kid because, ginger kids...Are poisionous!" Daisy explained. "If he eats one of them...well, he'll die." "Ginger kids is a poisining to venus fly traps?!" Peach screeched. "He's not a venus fly trap, he's a Piranah plant!" Daisy told Peach. "I'm gettin'CLAUSTROPHOBIC!!!" Dry Bones screamed. "Shut up, Winston!" Paratroopa complained. "Damn it!" Daisy growled. "Oh no." Pauline said in an anxious voice. "I don't here anything." Toadette gasped. "ROSALINA! PETEY! DIXIE! Are you guys okay?!" Pauline shouted. "We're okay, he's just...." Dixie said. "Just let us in!" Daisy opened the door. "Holy, shit it's crowded in here!" Rosalina complained. "You can get claustrophobic!" "Totally!" Dry Bones said. "Let's go hide some where else." Dixie said. "Are you crazy?" Waluigi said. "We could get ourselves killed!" "I'm going with them!" Dry Bones said walking further away from the crowd. "I'm getting claustrophobic!" "We know!" Diddy Kong sighed. "Hey, Diddy!" Dixie smiled. "Hey, Dixie." Diddy smiled back. "Well, I'm hiding somewhere else." Rosalina insisted. "Muuds mdwua mryuhd." Petey grumbled, walking next to Rosalina's side. "He said that he's going with Rosalina so he can get away from the bad smell." Daisy translated. "I'm going with them." Pauline said. "It's crowded in here." Everybody started to agree with, Pauline. Then they all followed them. Suddenly the ginger kid screamed. That's when everybody started running. They ran inside Daisy's room. Which was huge. "See, this is a nicer place!" Rosalina said. "There's a big bed, a t'v, a couch, a huge closet..." "Oh, and there is even a bathroom in here too!" Pauline said looking at Waluigi and Paratroopa. "And it's bigger than the one downstairs, and there's a shower, and other crap..." Waluigi rolled his eyes. "But we can't stay in here forever." Dixie said. "We gotta do something." "Muabde mieuf mias!" Petey said. "He has a plan!" Daisy said. To be continued. Btw, if you're a ginger kid, please don't be offended. My cousin is a ginger kid, and she loved this chapter. |
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| GoombaHead | Dec 23 2008, 11:07 AM Post #22 |
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It was funny when Dry bones was all like CLAUSTROPHOBIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He doesn't even have toenails!!!!! And I'm pretty sure he's undead |
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| Deleted User | Dec 23 2008, 01:08 PM Post #23 |
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Yeah Dry Bones is dead....Sort of....Not really....Who knows if the dead Koopa Troopa has toe nails. We'll post the next chapter soon! So you'll see what happens next! My favorite part in the chapter was when, Pauline brought the flashback of them going paintballing. lol! |
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| Deleted User | Dec 24 2008, 01:13 AM Post #24 |
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I'm posting the next chapter. TG said that she didn't have time to make a chapter, so she counted on me to make it!
:D I'd like to thank WaluigiGal for helping me edit this. Ah, Mario is so stupid! He keeps on giving Kamek a hard time. XD Chapter 7: Sliced tomato pizza Mario was walking. Then he saw something. "Ooh, a pizza place!" Mario laughed like a girl. "I'm hungry." Mario walked inside. He walked up, to where you can buy the pizza. He saw Kamek at the counter. "Oh, hi Kamek!" Mario greeted him. "I never knew you worked here!" "I own this place." Kamek sighed. "Why?" Mario asked. "It's a long story. What do you want?" "Pizza of course." "What kind of pizza?" "Uh, what kind of pizza do you have?" Kamek groaned. He said it ver quickly. "We have, cheese, pepporoni, hamburger, spicy pepper, vedgetable, and sliced tomato pizza. Now what do you want?" "Sorry I didn't quite get that." Kamek growled. "Cheese, pepporoni, hamburger, spicy pepper, vedgetable, and sliced tomato pizza! Do you get that?!" "Sort of." Mario said, "What was the last choice again?" "Sliced tomato pizza." Kamek sighed. "I'll take that!" "What size?" "You mean there's different kinds of sizes?!" Mario was shocked. "Yes, there is small, medium, large, and extra large." "Cool." "Whatever." Kamek sighed, "What will it be?" Mario listened to the sound of his stomach growling. "I'll take an extra large!" "Okay, one extra large slice tomato pizza for Mario." Kamek called out. "Wait!" Mario exclaimed. "What?" Kamek snapped. "What day is it today?" "Um, Saturday." "Oh no!" Mario gasped. "I can't have sliced tomato pizza on every...Saturday!" "Why?" Kamek asked. "It causes my insomnia!" "Insomnia?" "Yup, that's what my counsler told me!" "Okay." Kamek rolled his eyes. "When I was little, me and Luigi and two other kids in my neighborhood, would go out at night, every Saturday, and have tomato fights! We'd hit each other with big tomatos! We got really nasty bruises! And my dad would give me these big spankings until I cried! It hurt!" "Damn!" Kamek tried not to laugh. "Yeah, I know! That's why I can't eat any tomatos on every...Saturday. It causes my insomnia!" "Yeah, yeah whatever." Kamek sighed. "Do you want to order something else?" "Um, what are the choices again?" "Kamek growled. "Why don't you read the god damn menu!" "I can't read." Mario told Kamek. Kamek snarled."Cheese..." "Cheese pizza! And I want the extra large!" "Okay, one extra large cheese pizza for Mario." Kamek walked in the kitchen. He saw Hammer Bro. "Hey, uh, sir why are we doing this?" Hammer Bro. asked. "Because, I owe someone...two million dollars." Kamek groaned. "This fagget keeps on calling me, and he'll never leave me alone!" "Oh, sorry." Kamek's phone rang. He looked at the Caller ID, it said private number. "It must be him!" Kamek took a deep breath, "Hello?" "Kamek!" The mysterious voice said. "So, you know where my two million dollars are?" "Oh, um..." "You don't have them?!" "No." Kamek admitted. "Who is this anyway?" "Kamek, we were best friends back then." "We were?!" "Yep, and guess what." "What?" Kamek asked anxiously. "I know where you live, and if you don't give me, my two million dollars, by next Friday, well..." "Well...?" "You'll see, if you don't bring me my two million dollars." "Okay..." "Good bye, Kamek." The mystrious voice said. "Goodbye." He said, trying not to cry. He turned off the phone. "I gotta get the millions dollars quick!" Kamek gasped. "Hurry, Hammer Bro.! Get that pizza ready!" "Of course, sir!" They got the pizza ready. Kamek brought the pizza to Mario. "Here's the pizza." Kamek gave the big box to Mario. "Thank ya!" Mario grabbed the pizza. "Now, that'll be two million dollars." "Hmm, sounds cheap." Mario reached into his pocket. He grabbed out a ton of money. "Here..." "Yes." Kamek said to himself. "Wait!" Mario said. "What?!" "Doesn't pizza have tomato sauce in it?" "Oh. um...", Kamek looked down, "I don't think so." Mario opened the pizza box, and took off the cheese. He saw a ton of tomato sauce. He glared at Kamek, "Sorry, buddy, but I'm not bying this pizza, you liar!" Mario snatched the money away from Kamek and walked it. Kamek was mad. Hammer Bro. walked next to him. "Uh, sir, you okay?" Hammer Bro. asked, "Cause you look all...." "DAMN IT!" Kamek screamed, "Fucking Mario! I almost had my chance! Him and his stupid tomato issues! UGH!" "It's okay, sir." "No it's not!" Kamek moaned, "I owe someone two million dollars! This stranger knows where I live, and if I don't give him my two million dollars by Friday...I don't know what's gonna happen!" "Don't worry, sir." Hammer Bro. tried to make Kamek feel better, "I'll help you out!" "Oh, thanks Hammer Bro. That is so nice of you." "I know someone who's even stupider than Mario! I'm sure he'll give you two millions dollars for a slice of pizza!" "Who?!" Kamek asked. "Just think about it." Hammer Bro. told him. Kamek thought than he gasped. "Luigi!" "Yup, I don't even think he'll care about his tomato issues, if he has any." "Alright, we'll have to find Luigi." Kamek said, "Hammer Bro. please ask Goomba to go find Luigi, oh and tell him to bring him here alive." "Yes, sir!" Hammer Bro. got on it right away. Meanwhile, everybody was getting ready to get rid of the ginger kid. "Okay, are you ready?" Dixie Kong asked Rosalina. "Ready as I'll ever be!" Rosalina smiled. "I'll give you all the signal to come down. Wish me luck!" "Be careful!" Daisy told Rosalina. "I will." Rosalina sighed. She walked out of the door, and slowly walked down the stairs. The ginger kid looked up. To be continued. |
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| GoombaHead | Dec 24 2008, 12:22 PM Post #25 |
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That whole chapter was funny! Way better than my humor!!!! I laugh way harder at the humor there is here! I wonder who is this mysterious dude? |
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| Deleted User | Dec 25 2008, 03:35 PM Post #26 |
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You'll find out. To tell you the truth it's probably a little obvious. |
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| Deleted User | Dec 25 2008, 04:22 PM Post #27 |
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^ Yeah, It is obivous |
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| GoombaHead | Dec 25 2008, 06:31 PM Post #28 |
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Oh! Now I see! But not 100%. I'm pretty sure it's...... I'll PM you. |
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| Deleted User | Dec 26 2008, 12:56 PM Post #29 |
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If you know it DON'T say it out loud! |
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| Deleted User | Dec 26 2008, 01:05 PM Post #30 |
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Lol! Nice chapter, spookygirl! =D Um, yeah PLEASE don't say it out loud if you think you know who the stranger is. You can PM us if you think you know. We'll post next chapter soon! ^.^ |
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