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Hey guys. This is a story that me and spookygirl are writing. We decided to start over, because the last one didn't really go as well as we wanted it to. There wasn't much of a plot to it, and it was confusing to us and to other people. This is about Mario and his friends, and all of the villains, and their adventures. We have added some new characters, and our old characters are in this story too. I will say that there is some adult humor, and a few cuss words. There are some funny parts and some dramatic parts, so please enjoy this story. Introduction: Mario: Okay, Bowser give up, Princess Peach! Bowser: Oh, you want your princess back? Well then... Mario: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have a fight...Blah, blah, blah. [Sighs] Let's just get this over with. Bowser: Let me finish my sentence! Peach was kidnapped; it was up to Mario to save the day. He defeated all of the Koopalings (including Bowser Jr), and now all he has to do is defeat Bowser and save the princess. Peach: Mario, help! Mario: Don’t worry, Peach! I’ll save you. Peach smiled. Bowser laughed. Bowser: Not this time! Mario: We’ll see about that! Mario and Bowser were about to fight. Peach: Mario, be careful. Mario: Don’t worry, Princess. Roy: Come on! Start fightin’! I wanna see someone get hurt! Mario: What?! Please don’t tell me, I have to fight these kids all over again. Lemmy: We’re just here to watch. And then, The Tasha, Hazel, Ruby, Sapphire, and Topaz came. They’re a group of evil villainesses, but they don’t have a name yet. They are Mario and Bowser’s rival group, but mostly Bowser’s. Tasha is a vampire, who is 1500 years old, even though she looks like she’s in her early 20s. She has dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, and she’s very pale. She is very devious, sneaky, and seductive. On her spare time, she likes to act and direct in plays. She is nothing like the vampires on Twilight. Hazel is a sprite, who has lived for about 500 years, but she looks like if she were in her 20s, just like Tasha. She has blonde hair, and purple eyes. Her skin is tan, and she is just as tall as Luigi. She loves to study science, and she makes inventions for herself and the group. Sapphire, Ruby, and Topaz are fairies. Ruby and Sapphire look like they were in their late teens, but they’re really 200 years old. Topaz looks like if she were eight years old, but she’s really 140 years old. Ruby is the leader of her sisters; she has the power to make force fields. Topaz is the cheerful one; she has super strength and can duplicate herself. It is unclear if Topaz is a real villain or not. Sapphire, is the evil one, she can control her snake-like hair, and shoot sticky globs of hair gel with it. Ruby has pink hair, pink eyes, and she was peach-pale. She wore a pink dress; she even had pink wings, a pink crown that floated on top of her head, and a pink wand that floated around her. Same with Sapphire and Topaz, but Topaz wears gold and Sapphire wears blue. Larry and Lemmy walked towards them. Lemmy: [flirty] Hello, ladies. Larry: You here to see the fight? Tasha: Yeah. Larry: That would be twenty coins, each. Tasha: Ten coins or we walk. Larry: Deal! They each handed Larry ten coins. Bowser: What are they doing here? We hate them! Larry: No we don’t! They just gave me money! Bowser: To watch us fight? Hazel: Yeah, we wanna see your butt get kicked by Mario, again! Bowser snarled. Hazel: … Or it could be the other way around. Larry was walking around, now trying to sell soda. Larry: Do you wanna buy a soda? Hazel: Well, waiting to see someone get mauled is making me thirsty… Sure. Larry: That would be five coins. Hazel handed Larry five coins, he gave her a soda. Ruby: I’ll take a soda. Sapphire: Yeah, me too. The rest of the girls bought sodas. Mario and Bowser were about to fight. Roy started playing Eye of the Tiger. Mario and Bowser started beating each other up. And of course Mario won. The Koopalings moaned. Bowser Jr: He always wins. Peach was out of the cage, she walked towards Mario. Sapphire: Great! Now we get to see Mario fight Peach! Iggy: Nope, the fight is over. You see, Peach is the prize and Mario and Dad were competing for her… And Mario won, again. Ruby: So Mario and Peach aren’t going to beat each other up? Iggy: Duh! Where have you been? Ruby started kicking Iggy. Iggy tried to defend himself, but he was too weak. Iggy: No! I’m sorry! Ruby: Sorry isn’t good enough! Hazel: This is such a rip off! Tasha: Let’s throw our drinks at them. [Points at Mario and Peach] Hazel: That’s a great idea. Peach: Uh-oh… Peach and Mario started getting hit with soda. Roy then grabbed more drinks from Larry, and started throwing them at Mario and Peach. Larry: You have to pay for them! Iggy: Don’t you have a sibling discount? Larry: No, whatever that is. Roy: I don’t got no money on me, anyway. Larry: You will pay. Roy: Yeah, what’s the baby gonna do, eh? Larry snarled, the girls laughed. Tasha: I think we stalled them, enough. Mario: Stalled? Topaz: Bye! Hazel: By the way, we didn’t come here just to watch the fight. We set a bomb in your castle; it’s going to explode in about… two minutes. So long suckers! They left, everybody started to panic. Bowser: That bomb could be anywhere! Larry: [gasps] These coins are fake! I hate them now. But I stole- I mean, I found the bomb. [Holds the bomb] Ludwig: Where did you find it? Larry: Uh… I don’t remember now. I thought it was Dad’s so, I took it… Not steal it or anything… Iggy: Put it out! Put it out! Larry: I have to type in the password, if I wanted the bomb to stop. Iggy: Um… Let me see. Iggy took the bomb from Larry. Iggy: Hm… I recognize this bomb before. Hazel invented it, so she must have created the password. Now what would Hazel’s password be…? Peach: It could be anything! Lemmy: It says we have one minute left. Larry: I can’t believe they gave me fake coins! Wendy: Stop thinking about yourself! It’s keeping me, from thinking about myself! Morton: Maybe it’s ‘Sprites Rule’ or ‘I love science’… ‘Blonds are beautiful’? ‘I love boys’? Or it could be- Ludwig tapped Morton’s mouth shut. Ludwig: That’s much better. Mario: It’s gonna explode in ten seconds! Iggy: I know what it is! Iggy typed in the password, the bomb turned off. Lemmy: How did you know what the password was? Iggy: It’s easy! It was: C6H12O6. Everybody looked at Iggy, confused, except for Ludwig. He already knew that C6H12O6 was. Iggy sighed. Iggy: It’s the formula for glucose. You all should know this, its first grade, people! Roy: Nerd. Mario and Peach shrugged, and then they left. They walked in silence. Peach: Well, that was awkward, but at least we’re okay. Mario: Yeah, but now we’re all sticky. It was still quiet. Peach remembered something. Peach: Oh, Valentine’s Day is this weekend. Mario: Oh yeah. Peach: I had an idea. Maybe we could- “Princess Peach! Mario!” Someone said it was Toad. Mario: Hey Toad. Toad: I’m glad you two are okay… Yeah, I would have joined you all but… Uh, I was sick, and I would have got in the way. It’s not like I was scared to face Bowser or anything… You guys are all sticky, what happened? Mario: We were hit with soda. Toad: Okay… Mario: Well, I better get going. Meanwhile, Bowser and the Koopalings were having another one of their “family meetings”. Bowser: I need another evil plan, to make Princess Peach mine, and for us to take over the Mushroom Kingdom and to defeat Hazel, Ruby, Sapphire, Topaz, and Tasha who don’t seem to have a group name. Roy: I got nothin’. Wendy: I don’t have time to talk! I’m busy putting on my makeup! Iggy: Nothing is coming to mind. Morton: I think we tried everything, Dad. But Mario will always beat us! I mean, we- Ludwig: I thought I put duct tape on your mouth. Morton: Uh… It fell. I mean, I didn’t try to take it off or anything. Yeah… I- Ludwig put an extra piece of duct tape on Morton. Ludwig: Maybe you should consider a different hobby. Bowser Jr: I think he should just listen to my plans. Ludwig: Oh yeah? What? You think you can come up with something better? Bowser Jr: … No… Ludwig: Didn’t think so. Larry: I think I can come up with an evil scheme, since I am the sneakiest. Iggy: He does come up with good schemes. Ludwig: What are you thinking about, Larry? Larry: Um… Nothing, yet… But I will come up with an evil scheme. Yep, I sure will. Bowser: Lemmy, I haven’t heard from you yet. You’re really quiet today, which is sort of unusual… Lemmy? Bowser Jr: He skipped another family meeting again! That’s not professional. Lemmy: I’m up here. Bowser and the Koopalings looked up. Lemmy was hanging on top of a chandelier. Iggy: How long have you been up there? Lemmy: I dunno. What time is it? Bowser: Get off of there! Lemmy: Come on, Dad. I’m listening! Bowser Jr: No you’re not! You’re listening to your music! Lemmy: You are such a tattle tale! I mean, everything wrong you see in your eyes, you have to go off and tell to the whole entire world! ‘Look everybody: Lemmy’s doing something he’s not supposed to, so I’m going to tell on him, just to tick him off!’ Ludwig: Give the kid a break, Lemmy. He’s only five. Lemmy: He’s always trying to get you in trouble too. Ludwig: Yes, but at least I’m being mature about it. Lemmy: Really? What about yesterday? When Junior, told on you, just because Dad didn’t let you go to that music convention thing, but you did anyway. You got so upset at Junior, that you were about to kick his- Ludwig: [interrupts] That’s different! Anyways, he’s only five. Lemmy: So you’re taking his side?! Ludwig: No… Lemmy: What about all the stuff we did together, and then you just… Betray me. Ludwig: Now you’re being dramatic. Bowser: Stop! Lemmy get down from there, and Ludwig keep your mouth shut. Lemmy got down from the chandelier; he stuck his tongue out at Ludwig. Ludwig sighed. Bowser: Now where were we? Larry: I was trying to think of an evil scheme, but I don’t really know… Ludwig: Because we tried everything, and we’ve always failed. Wendy: Okay, family meeting is over! The Koopalings were leaving. Bowser: Where do you think you’re going? Lemmy: Away from here. Roy: Yeah, what he said. Bowser: You guys aren’t going anywhere, until we can come up with a way to take over The Mushroom Kingdom! They all moaned. Meanwhile, Hazel and Tasha were sitting there not really doing anything. Hazel: Hey, we need group name. Tasha: I know. Maybe it should be, ‘The Dramatics’. Hazel: I don’t like the name, I think it sucks. Tasha: You know it’s for people who love acting. Hazel: I’m an evil genius, not an actor. I don’t like the name! I was think, ‘The Beautiful Blondes’. Tasha: You’re the only blonde… Actually you weren’t even born blonde, you were born- Hazel: Shhhh! Quiet, Tasha! I don’t want the people to hear. Tasha: Nobody’s around us. Hazel: You never know. Tasha sighed. Tasha: Well, what else? Hazel: I dunno. Tasha: I’m bored. Hazel: Me too. There was an awkward silence; Tasha sighed. Tasha: So what should we do? We have to keep these readers entertained, but we have nothing to talk about. Hazel: Yeah. It’s already the beginning of ‘Good V.S. Evil’ and we’ve ran out of things to do. Tasha: This sucks. Hazel: Yeah. And we don’t have a group name. I think it should be ‘The Super Evil Geniuses.’ Tasha: No… I like, ‘Small Actors’. Hazel: ‘Small Actors’? What kind of name is that?! Tasha: It’s a play, by Stephen Gregg. Hazel: Okay, let’s find a group name that doesn’t have to do with acting! Tasha: [to the reader] That’s why we need your help. We’re trying to find a group name for our group. Since Hazel think that my ideas are crappy and I think that Hazel’s ideas are crappy too. Hazel: [to the reader] Yeah... The next day. Peach, Daisy, Luigi, and Mario were at The Mushroom Kingdom. They were talking. Peach: Since, Valentine’s Day is coming up, I’d thought it would be great to have: A Valentine’s Day Party! Daisy: That would be fun. Peach: Yeah, and we’ll have it here. While the Mario gang were discussing about a Valentine’s Day party, Hazel was secretly spying on them. She flew to where her gang was hanging out. Tasha jealously watched boys talking about Valentine’s Day, and what they were going to get for their girlfriends. Topaz was looking at flowers, while Ruby and Sapphire were having a staring contest. Sapphire: You blinked. Ruby: Darn! What’s the point of having staring contests anyway? Sapphire: I dunno. It was a game, invented for the lonely and the boring people. Hazel then stood next to Tasha. Hazel: Hey. Tasha: I hate Valentine’s Day. Hazel: Actually, Valentine’s Day could be the key for us taking over the Mushroom Kingdom! It was quiet. Hazel went on. Hazel: Peach is throwing a Valentine’s Day Party at her Kingdom. Ruby: So? Hazel: Well, I think I have a good idea. Tasha: What? Hazel: Maybe if I could invent this love ray… Tasha: How the hell are you going to do that? Hazel moaned. Hazel: I’m working on it! Forget it! I’ll tell you guys later. Hazel flew to her house, and went to her lab. Sapphire and Ruby shrugged. Meanwhile Larry came running in finally thinking of something, to destroy the Mario Bros. Larry: I know what we can do! Iggy: What? Larry: Princess Peach is having a Valentine’s Day Party. We’ll be there, pretending that we’re just there to have fun. And when the right time comes, we kidnap Princess Peach and destroy Mario and Luigi! Lemmy: Ah, Valentine’s Day. Larry: [sighs happily] I remember when I written a poem for a girl that I liked. Her name was Lila. It was when I was five, about three years ago. *flash back* Teacher: Larry Koopa, please share your poem in front of the whole class. Larry: Um… No… Teacher: Come now, don’t be shy. Larry: Uh… Okay. Larry went to the front of the classroom. Larry: This is my Valentine’s Day poem. It’s for Lila... [Reads poem] I like you, you’re as sour as lemon, and you smell like peanut butter. I love how you push me down the stairs, and try to make me cry. Your voice is the opposite, of a nice lullaby. You remind me of my favorite food, pickles. Larry smiled at Lila. Larry: I’m finished. Lila: That poem was lame! *flash back ends* Larry: Good times… Wendy: That poem is lame. Bowser Jr: I could write a better poem than that! Lemmy: She reminds you of, pickles? Larry: Yep. Iggy: Why would you like her? She pushes you down the stairs, and you say that her voice is completely different from a soothing lullaby. You shouldn’t like her. Larry: Hey! I don’t tell you how to live your life! Anyways, on with my evil, devious scheme… To be continued! We hope you liked the intro. First chapter will be coming later on today or tomorrow. And by the way, we really do need a group name for Tasha, Hazel, Sapphire, Ruby, and Topaz. 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| Deleted User | Feb 15 2010, 01:11 AM Post #2 |
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I don't know why but I always laugh at that part. That poem is weird in a funny way it's that kind of poem that makes you think: wtf? I'm posting the next chapter. WARNING: This next chapter is very... Twisted. Ch 1, Love can be twisted in so many ways Hazel: [smiling] Okay, it’s Valentine’s Day and… [Sighs] I didn’t get anything from my boyfriend. Tasha: That’s because you don’t have a boyfriend. Hazel: Well, you don’t have a boyfriend either. Tasha: Yes, but at least I don’t look like I’m desperate for one. Hazel: Are you? Tasha: Yeah, but I don’t want to look like it. Hazel: So, you’re saying that I look like I’m desperate for a boyfriend? Tasha: No offense, Hazel, but you are. Hazel: [sighs] Whatever. Anyways, we’re going crash that party at The Mushroom Kingdom, and it’s going to be awesome. Tasha then looked ahead of her. It was one of her enemies, Camille. Camille is one of the evil villains. Camille and Tasha hate each other. Camille has blonde hair, and green eyes, but she has the power to change her eye color. Her super power is elasticity, she’s secretly a spy and she goes undercover many times. Camille: Tasha… Tasha: Camille… It was quiet; Camille and Tasha were glaring viciously at each other. Camille: So, I heard you were going to that Valentine’s Day Party at The Mushroom Kingdom. Tasha: Yep. I heard you were going there too. Camille: Yep. Hazel: Um… Tasha and Camille were still glaring at each other. Hazel was just watching them, unsure of what to do. There was an awkward silence, finally Camille said something. Camille: Well then… I’ll see you there. Camille then walked away, Tasha rolled her eyes. Tasha: I hate her. Hazel: Why do you girls hate each other so much? Tasha: … I don’t know she just irritates me. Hazel: Okay then, let’s go to that party, then our evil plan will come into place. The party has already started. Peach was greeting people at the door. Peach saw The Koopalings and Bowser, she was some what worried. Lemmy: Party! Woo! Peach: Koopalings? Larry: We heard you were having a party here. Bowser Jr: We just thought we come to have fun. Peach: Um… Okay, [firm] but we won’t let our guard down. Iggy: Guard away, best frienemy, we’re just here to have fun. Peach looked at the Koopalings for a long minute. Peach: Well, go ahead and enjoy this party. I guess I can trust you. The Koopalings ran inside the Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser followed. Peach smiled, but then she thought about the trouble that The Koopalings could cause during the party. Peach: Oh no… What have I done?! Peach was about to run after the Koopalings, but then someone called her name. Tasha: Hey, Peach. Peach turned around and saw Tasha, Hazel, Sapphire, Ruby, and Topaz. Mario walked to Peach’s side, just incase if they did anything bad to Peach. Peach: What are you all doing here? Tasha: What does it look like? We’re here to party. Hazel: Yeah. Peach: Oh… [smiles] Well, have fun. Peach tried to look for the Koopalings, Mario gave them a look. Mario: Listen, I know you’re here to have fun. But I’ll be watching you, and if you try to do something evil… I will stop you. Ruby: Come on, Mario. Give us some trust, we won’t do anything bad. It’s a Valentine’s Day party. We’re just gonna have fun and hit on boys. Mario: Okay, but I’m keeping my eye on you. Mario left. They all looked at each other. Hazel then took out at tiny laser gun. Tasha: What is that? Hazel: It’s my newest invention. I call it, the ‘Love Ray’. You see this is how it works. Hazel used her invention and zapped Lemmy. Lemmy turned around, and stared at Tasha. Lemmy: [in love] Tasha… You look so beautiful tonight, that I must kiss you. Tasha: Uh-oh… Um, Lemmy, I don’t think that is necessary. Lemmy started running after Tasha. Tasha ran away from him. Hazel: It works! Yes! Meanwhile, Bowser Jr and Larry were eavesdropping on her. Larry: So, that’s a machine that makes people fall in love? Bowser Jr: Wow. That’s awesome! Way better than Ludwig’s and Iggy’s inventions combined! Imagine how many pranks we can pull with that thing! We can make Mario fall in love with a rock. Larry: Yeah! Bowser Jr: But how do we steal it from her? Larry: What? You mean this? [Holds Hazel’s new love invention] Bowser Jr: How did you-? Larry: Let’s just say that I am an expert. Bowser Jr: Okay, let’s go use it on people! Larry and Bowser Jr were hiding behind the tables. They saw Daisy. Bowser Jr: Oh, let’s use it on her. Larry: Okay… Larry zapped Daisy, with Hazel’s “love ray”. Daisy, then stared at the person across from her, which happened to be Waluigi. Daisy walked towards him. Daisy: Hey, handsome. Waluigi: Um… Are you talking to me? Daisy: Of course. Daisy kissed Waluigi’s cheek, he was shocked. Waluigi: Uh… You should be slapping my cheek, not kissing it. Daisy: Why would I do that? Waluigi: I thought you hated me. Daisy: No I don’t. Luigi: Daisy?! What are you doing with him?! Daisy glared at Luigi. Daisy: Shut up, Luigi! Stop trying to get between me and my new boyfriend! Waluigi: [smiles] Boyfriend? Luigi: But, what about us? We had something special! Daisy just grabbed Waluigi and started kissing him. Luigi was speechless, he just backed away slowly. Larry and Bowser Jr laughed. Bowser Jr: Ha ha ha! That Luigi is such a dope! Larry: Let’s try this on someone else. Bowser Jr: Good idea, Larry. Meanwhile, Tasha was hiding from, Lemmy. But it was no use, Lemmy would always find her. Lemmy chased her all the way to the balcony. Lemmy: So, you’re trying to play hard-to-get, eh? You can run, but you can’t hide from me. Tasha: Lemmy, we’re just friends… Not like that. Lemmy: But, I wanna be more than just friends. Tasha: Um… Maybe you should see other girls that are your age. Lemmy: Everyone’s around, but you’re the only one I see. Tasha: Um… Lemmy: All it took was one look, for a dream come true. Tasha: Oh, Lemmy… Lemmy: I can’t take my eyes off of you. Tasha: That’s really weird. Lemmy: But it’s love! Kiss me, Tasha! Kiss me now, we’re all alone! Tasha: Err… Lemmy jumped, and fell on Tasha. He started kissing her, on the lips. Tasha had never felt so freaked out before. Meanwhile, Hazel was searching for her love ray. Hazel: No, no, no! Where did it go?! I had with me, a minute ago, and now it’s gone! Hazel then saw Waluigi and Daisy, kissing. Hazel: Ew, Daisy! I didn’t know they were together… Heh, they kinda do make a good couple, since they’re both hideous. [Laughs] Peach: Luigi! Get back here! Luigi: I’m not your boyfriend! I’m supposed to be Daisy’s! Hazel: Huh? Something isn’t right here… Someone must have shot them with my love ray! Hazel then saw Larry and Bowser Jr as they shot Waluigi with the love ray. Waluigi: That’s odd. I liked you at first but now… I love you! Larry and Bowser Jr started laughing, they ran. Hazel twitched. Hazel: So they have it! Hazel flew after Larry and Bowser Jr. They were hiding near the balcony. Meanwhile, Lemmy was still kissing Tasha. Tasha then pushed him off of her, and started running. Tasha: Aaaaaah! Lemmy: Wait! Come back! Hazel: Koopalings! What are you doing with my love ray?! Tasha ran, past them. Larry and Bowser Jr accidentally zapped Tasha with the love ray. Tasha turned around and looked at Lemmy. She smiled. Hazel: Oh no… Tasha: Lemmy… I didn’t realize how, sexy you are. Lemmy, I love you! Tasha picked up Lemmy, and they started making out. Larry, Bowser Jr, and Hazel watched them, they were grossed out. Hazel then shot a glare at Larry and Bowser Jr. Hazel: See what you boys did?! Now, Tasha and Lemmy… Are in love… Give me that back! Larry: No! Bowser Jr: Never! Larry and Bowser Jr started running. Hazel: Get back here! Hazel started chasing Larry and Bowser Jr, while they were random people. Meanwhile, Daisy and Waluigi were dancing. Luigi watched jealously, while Peach was hugging him. Luigi: [snarls] Stupid, Waluigi! Stealing my gal! Peach: Oh, Luigi! Dance with me. Luigi: Uh… Peach: I love you. Lemmy was on stage, he grabbed the microphone. Lemmy: Hey, everyone. I have a big announcement! Are you all ready? The crowd cheered. Lemmy: I’m getting married! Ludwig: Huh? Wendy: What?! Bowser: Son! Iggy: Lemmy is getting married?! Lemmy: That’s right! Meet my new fiancée. Tasha walked on stage, wearing a wedding dress. She waved at the crowd. Tasha: Hey guys! I can’t believe me and Lemmy are getting married! It’s like a dream come true! Lemmy: Yes, my love. Iggy: Ew, that is not right! Bowser: Lemmy, I will not allow this! Tasha: Oh, looks like I’m your new daughter-in-law. Ruby: That is sick… Sapphire: Twisted. Topaz: Wrong. Camille started laughing. Camille: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen! Larry and Bowser Jr zapped Camille. Camille then looked at Toad, who was standing right next to her. Camille: Toad! I love you! Toad: Ah! [Starts running] Camille: [running after him] Come here, boy! I know you can’t resist me! Bowser: Lemmy, you are not getting married to one of my rivals! Lemmy: But, Dad…! We’re in love. Tasha: I love Lemmy, no matter what happens. Mario: Okay… I’m a little freaked out here. Luigi: Yeah, Peach is acting all weird. She says that she’s in love with me. Peach: Only because it’s true. Mario: Peach?! You’re in love with- Larry and Bowser Jr then zapped Mario. Mario stared at Toad who was running past him. Mario: Hey, Toad. Toad: Aaaaaah! Mario: Come back, my little angel! [Runs after Toad] Camille: Stay away from him! He’s mine! [Chases after Toad and Mario] Larry and Bowser Jr started laughing. Larry: Ha! That’s even better than having Mario fall in love with a rock! Bowser Jr: This is great! Hazel: No, it’s not great! Bowser Jr and Larry screamed. Hazel grabbed the love ray from them. Hazel: That’s it! Fun time is over for you brats! Do you realize that you’ve screwed up people’s heads?! You even messed up Lemmy; he’s goo-goo-ga-ga in love with, Tasha…! Actually, it was me who zapped Lemmy, but… This machine is not a toy! Haven’t you heard of respecting other people’s property?! Bowser Jr: Larry took it, not me! Hazel: It doesn’t matter! You two were the ones who caused this big twisted mess…! Hazel saw Mario chasing after Toad and Peach trying to kiss Luigi. Hazel: Did you zap Mario and Peach? Larry: No… Bowser Jr: Yeah… Hazel smiled. Hazel: Oh, then that doesn’t matter. You guys did the work for me! [Laughs evilly] Bowser Jr: What? Hazel: The reason why me and my girls came was to have Peach sign over the Mushroom Kingdom to us. No that Mario is distracted, I can take Peach, she’ll be too distracted over her love for Luigi, that she’ll sign her kingdom to us without even knowing. Larry: So, you’re not going to change that? [Points at Tasha and Lemmy] Hazel: … I’ll fix that later. Hey, Peach! I have a picture of Luigi when he was a baby! Hazel held a photo of Luigi, when he was a baby. Luigi: Where did you find that?! Hazel: Well, Larry stole your picture and made copies of it. Larry: Heh heh… I didn’t steal it… Stealing is such a strong word… I… borrowed the picture. Peach: Oh my goodness! Luigi looks so adorable! I have to have that picture. Hazel: You have to come with me, if you want it! Peach followed Hazel. Hazel: Come on girls, let’s go! Ruby, Sapphire, and Topaz flew to Hazel’s side. Tasha and Lemmy were just staring at each other. Hazel: Tasha! Get your butt over here! Tasha: Can I bring Lemmy with me? Hazel: No. Tasha: I’m not going anywhere without him! Hazel: [sighs] Fine! Tasha took Lemmy’s hand and they walked towards Hazel. Luigi, panicked he didn’t know what to do, so he ran to Mario. Luigi: Mario! Terrible news! Hazel took Princess Peach and… Mario and Camille were still fighting over Toad. Camille: Toad is mine! I love him! Mario: I love him more! Luigi: Mario? Camille? Anybody? Mario: Go away, Luigi! Camille: Yeah, nobody wants you! Luigi: But, Princess Peach- Mario: Who cares! Toad is mine! Camille: No, he’s mine! Luigi moaned. Luigi: What do I do? [has an idea] I know… [unsure] Wait… I don’t think I should. But they could help… Koopas! Luigi ran to the Koopalings and Bowser. Bowser: Whaddya want? Luigi: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I need your help. You see, Daisy fell in love with one of my enemies, and Mario and Camille are fighting over Toad, and Peach is in love with me… And… Lemmy and Tasha…. Ludwig: Are getting married. We know. Iggy: But, why are people falling in love suddenly? Bowser Jr: Um… Larry: Well… You see- Everybody looked at Bowser Jr and Larry. Bowser Jr: Hazel had this love ray, and Larry took it…. So we used it on people. Larry: And now they’re in completely in love with the first person they see. So, Mario is distracted so he can’t save Peach… Bowser Jr: And, Peach is distracted, so she’s going to sign her kingdom over to them without even knowing it. And Lemmy left with Tasha and her friends. Bowser: We have to follow them! Roy: So we can get Lemmy? Bowser: No! We can’t have Peach give her kingdom away to them…! [thinks about what Roy said] Yeah, I guess we have to save Lemmy too. Iggy: We’re going to need an antidote for that love ray. Ludwig: I have an idea. Ludwig took out his cell phone and called Hazel. Hazel answered her phone. Hazel: Hello? Ludwig: [tries to sound like a dorky college student] Hi, I’m a college student, and I wanted to do a report about you. Hazel: Really? Gosh, I’m flattered. Ludwig: Yeah, and I heard you invented this machine that makes people fall in love. Hazel: Yes, I did, I call it the Love Ray. Ludwig: So, how did this machine, make people fall in love with the first person they see? Hazel: Well, I used several ingredients: Roses, Chocolates, Perfume, and this super secret chemical called, L.O.V.E. Ludwig: Thanks, bye. Ludwig hung up the phone. Ludwig: So, Hazel used Roses, Chocolates, Perfume, a chemical called, L.O.V.E. So we’ll have to use the opposite of all of that. Luigi: But what can we use? Hazel was driving Tasha’s car. Ruby was in the passenger’s seat, Peach, Tasha, Sapphire, and Ruby shared a seat. Lemmy just sat on Tasha’s lap. Tasha: I can’t wait to get married. Lemmy: Yeah, my cousin Bob is gonna marry us. Tasha: This is going to be so much fun! [kisses Lemmy’s forehead] Topaz: Ew, gross! Peach: [looking at Luigi’s baby photo] [laughing] Luigi was so cute when he was younger. Hazel: Um… Yeah, sure… Peach: I miss Luigi now. Hazel: Don’t worry, you’ll see him. First, we have to go to my lab; I want you to sign something for me. Ludwig finished the invention. Ludwig: Okay, all we needed was Dead flowers, Vanilla, Skunk spray, and a chemical called H.A.T.E. I like to call it, the anti-love ray. Ludwig zapped Mario with the anti-love ray. Mario looked at Toad. Mario: Sorry, Toad… I’m just not feeling it anymore. Camille: Yes! Pucker up, boy! Camille grabbed Toad, Toad screamed. Right when Camille was about to kiss him, she got zapped. She then looked at Toad, disgusted. Camille: Ew. Iggy: It works, Ludwig. Luigi: Mario! I’m so glad you’re back! Hazel and her friends took Peach away, and they’re going to make her give The Mushroom Kingdom to them! Mario: Oh no! We have to go. Luigi: But we have to change Daisy and Waluigi, back to their normal selves. Ludwig zapped Waluigi. Waluigi: Huh? What? He then looked at Daisy. Waluigi: Oh…Daisy. I’ve been thinking you wanna make out or something? Daisy got zapped with the anti-love ray. She glared at Waluigi. Daisy: No! Luigi’s my boyfriend! Daisy slapped Waluigi, twice and then walked to Luigi’s side. Mario: Okay, now let’s go save Peach! Meanwhile, Hazel, Tasha, Ruby, Sapphire, Topaz, Peach, and Lemmy were at Hazel’s lab. Hazel: Finally! I’m going to get Princess Peach to give away her kingdom! [laughs like a mad scientist] Ruby: Then we’ll rule the Mushroom Kingdom! Hazel: Yeah! Hazel and Ruby high-fived each other. Tasha: [staring at Lemmy] And after that, we’ll get married. Lemmy: [staring at Tasha] We’ll all have a happily ever after. Hazel twitched. Hazel: Okay, this is really freaking me out. But that doesn’t matter, time to go on with the plan. Peach: Let me out of this cage! Please! I need to see Luigi, my Luigi. Hazel: [smiles] Don’t worry Peach; I’ll let you out, as soon as you sign this paper. Hazel held out a paper that said: I, Princess Peach, Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, give away the Mushroom Kingdom to Hazel and friends. They are aloud to rule The Mushroom World, in anyway they want to. Princess Peach almost signed the paper. That’s when Bowser, the Koopalings, and the Mario Bros. broke through the door. Peach: Luigi! Mario: Don’t worry, Princess, we’ll get you out of this mess. Hazel: You guys? Ugh, great. Fairies, sick ‘em! Ruby: We’re not dogs! Hazel: Just keep them occupied while Peach signs her kingdom over to us! Mario took the anti-love ray from Ludwig, and zapped Peach with it. Peach: What? There is no way I’m giving away my kingdom! Mario sighed in relief. Peach: Oh, it’s good to be back. It felt my love for Luigi was taking over my life. Hazel: No! Topaz: Don’t worry, Hazel, maybe next time. Larry: What did you do with Lemmy? Ruby: Have you seen Tasha? Topaz: They’re outside getting married. Hazel: Oh crap! Iggy: We have to stop that wedding before… Tasha becomes our sister-in-law! Everybody ran outside; they saw Tasha, Lemmy, and the Koopalings’ cousin, Bob. Bob: Do you, Lemmy Hip Koopa take Tasha Marie Arones to be your lawfully wedded wife? Say yes, before she decides to dump you! Lemmy: I do! Bob: Do you, Tasha Marie Arones, take Lemmy Hip Koopa to be your lawfully wedded husband? Lemmy: She does! Bob: I must hear from here, before I can pronounce you husband and wife. Tasha: I do! Lemmy then got zapped, he looked around. Lemmy: Where am I? Lemmy then looked at Tasha, who was still in love with him. Tasha: Kiss me, Lemmy. Lemmy: That’s not you usually tell me… But okay. Right when, Lemmy was about to kiss Tasha; she got zapped. Tasha: What…? Where am I? Lemmy: Hey! You wanted me to kiss you! Tasha: Ugh! Lemmy, how many times do I have to say it?! You’re thirteen I’m twenty-four. Now what am I doing in this white dress? Iggy: You were going to marry Lemmy. Tasha was speechless; she just shook her head and then walked away. Bob: … I guess she doesn’t want to be your lawfully wedded wife. Sorry, kid. Bob left, Lemmy was shocked. Lemmy: I was going to marry her?! Iggy: Yep… She had her lips all over you too. Lemmy: Wait… So she kissed me and I didn’t even know it?! Iggy: Yeah. Lemmy: Ugh! This sucks! There was an awkward silence between Bowser, Mario and the Koopalings. Mario: Well, uh… I can’t believe I’m saying this, but… Good work, Bowser and the Koopalings. Bowser Jr: Um… Yeah, you did good too… Bob walked towards Bowser, scared. Bob: Uh, hey… Uncle Bowser…. Heh heh, long time no see. [Gulps] I’m just doing my job, okay… So, don’t get all upset because I tried to get Lemmy to marry some chick that you hate. Oh look at the time, I gotta go, bye! Bob Koopa ran as fast as he could. Bowser: I’ll get him later, but for now… Kids, get Peach! The Koopalings (except Lemmy) took Peach away. Mario was left speechless. Peach: Mario, help! Iggy: Come on, Lemmy! Lemmy: I thought what me and Tasha had was special! Iggy: Forget her. Lemmy shrugged, and then smiled. Lemmy: Yeah, you’re right. Lemmy joined his brothers and sister. Mario: So, you’re just going to ruin this special moment?! I was actually beginning to trust in you all! You betrayed me. Hazel rolled her eyes. She, Tasha, Ruby, Sapphire, and Topaz left. Larry: That’s what we do best, so long suckers! Bowser and The Koopalings left, with Peach. Mario: Let’s go, bro! Mario and Luigi ran after them. And to rap things up: Mario and Luigi saved Peach, Bowser lost, Iggy accidentally ruined Wendy’s make up, Wendy got so made that she broke Iggy’s glasses in half, Bowser Jr got hit in the head with a rock, and Morton was torturing Bob by talking, a lot. Hope you liked it Me and TG are gonna post the next chapter soon! happy late valentine's day. |
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| GoombaHead | Feb 18 2010, 10:05 PM Post #3 |
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I actually really like this story... lol a love ray? :D nice maybe i can use it on iggy someday... i call dibs on iggy! the poem was the funny part...
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| Deleted User | Feb 23 2010, 10:44 PM Post #4 |
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Sorry the love ray is on hold. I'm trying to get Larry. XD we're posting the next chapter soon!
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| Deleted User | Mar 10 2010, 11:48 PM Post #5 |
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Yes, I know it's a lot to read... But it doesn't hurt you to do it. I promise that this chapter will be very interesting. So read it! Ch 2, Mean Pauline It was a beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom… Not! Peach was captured by Bowser and his kids. Wow. What a surprise. And of course, Mario had to save her. Who won? You guessed it! Mario won! Bowser and his kids moaned in defeat. Mario walked Peach back to her Kingdom, it was raining. They walked inside the Mushroom Kingdom. Peach: [sighs] It’s great to be home. Mario: Well I better get going. Peach: Mario, I think you should wait for the rain to go away. It’s really stormy out there. Mario: Yeah, I should wait. Suddenly Mario’s phone rang. Mario answered his phone. Mario: Hello? “Hey Mario,” Someone said, the voice sounded somewhat familiar. Mario gasped. Mario: Pauline? Is that you? Pauline: What do you think? Mario: I can’t believe it’s you! How have you been? Pauline: I’m doing fine, and you? Mario: I’m doing great. Pauline: So, I wanted to call you and say that I’m going to visit the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario: Really? Pauline: Uh-huh. Mario: That’s great! So when are you coming? Pauline: I’m coming tomorrow. Mario: Tomorrow?! Pauline: Yeah… I should have told you sooner, huh? Mario: No, that’s alright. I can’t wait to see you. Pauline: Yeah. Well, I’ll call you whenever I get there. Mario: Okay. Pauline: Bye. Pauline hung up the phone, Mario smiled. He started jumping up and down. Peach gave Mario a weird look. Peach: Gosh Mario… You’re awfully happy. Mario: Peach, great news! Pauline is coming! Peach: Pauline? Who is that? Mario: She’s my friend! We’ve known each other ever since we were kids! Mario took out his wallet, and took out a picture of Pauline. Mario: This is what she looks like. Pauline had pale blue eyes and burgundy hair. She had white skin and her face was oval-shaped. She was in good shape, and she wore a red dress in the picture. Peach: She seems like a nice girl. Mario: She is she’s the sweetest. She can be somewhat aggressive sometimes, but she’s really nice. Peach: She’s pretty too. Mario: [sighs happily] Yeah… Peach: When is she coming? Mario: Tomorrow. Peach: That’s great. Mario: Yeah, I’ll introduce her to you. Peach: Well, I can’t wait to meet her. The next day. Pauline met Mario at his house. Mario was so happy to see Pauline that he almost wet himself. Mario: Hey Pauline! Pauline: Hi Mario. Mario: So what do you wanna do? Pauline: I wanted to go to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario: Oh yeah! I wanted to introduce you to some people. Pauline: Okay. Pauline and Mario walked to the Mushroom Kingdom. Peach was outside, enjoying some fresh air. Peach smiled when she saw Pauline and Mario. Peach: Hello Mario and- Peach observed Pauline. She looked a little different from the picture that Mario had showed her yesterday. Pauline’s eyes were dark brown; she still had the same hair color. But her face wasn’t oval-shaped. Instead it was heart-shaped and she was much paler. Mario: Peach, this is Pauline. Pauline, this is Peach. Peach: Hello, it's very nice to meet you Pauline. Pauline: Yes, it's very nice to meet you too. Mario: So is there anywhere else you'd like to see, Pauline? Pauline: Oh, yes. I'd like to visit the museum that you have near the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario: Oh, yeah, sure we can go. Pauline: I heard there were many rare artifacts, and I wanted to look at them. Peach: Yes they do, we should get going... Mario: Um, Peach...Well you see...I haven't been talking to Pauline in a while, and...I was hoping we could go to the museum alone...Sorry. Peach: No, that's alright...I'd probably get in the way, and I had some things that I needed to do. So you two have fun. Pauline: Bye. Pauline and Mario walked away. Peach smiled, and walked back inside the Mushroom Kingdom. Pauline and Mario were walking to the museum. Mario: There it is. Mario opened the door for Pauline. Pauline smiled as she walked inside the museum. Mario: So, what are-? Pauline: Oh! Pauline left Mario's side and looked around. Mario caught up to Pauline, looked at Mario. Pauline: Oh...Um...Can I just look? This is really important to me. Um, I'm really interested in this kind of stuff. Mario: Oh, sure take your time. Actually...I'm going to the gift shop. Pauline: [not really interested in what Mario has to say] Okay, bye. Mario then left, as Pauline looked at all of the jewels. Mario went inside the gift shop, he looked around. Mario: [thinking] Now what does Pauline like? Should I get her flowers...Or maybe chocolate...? Wait...They don't sell chocolate or flowers here. She was kind of acting strange when we walked inside the museum. But she was probably interested in looking at artifacts...Wait...I thought she was interested in designing clothes? I don't really remember. Mario then saw a sapphire jeweled necklace. Mario: [thinking] Maybe I should get that for Pauline. Mario took the necklace, and walked toward the cashier, who had her back turned. Mario: Excuse me, miss? The cashier turned around, it was really Camille. Mario: Camille?! Omigosh! What are you doing here?! Camille: I'm a cashier, I work at this museum. I'm also a janitor and a cafeteria lady at this museum. I was an art teacher and a security guard, at the Mushroom Kingdom art museum, but it was shut down in order of the health department... And all the other art was stolen. Mario: Wow, Camille. You have a lot of jobs. Camille: I'm everywhere, sweetie. Now, are ya gonna buy somethin'? You're holding up the line. Mario: Do you know who stole that art? Camille: No. I'm still on the look out, but I haven't found any clues. I wanted to be the security guard here, but some chick....Wait...Are you going to buy something? Mario: Yeah, but...Why was the museum you used to work at, shut down because of the health department? Camille: The food there was poisoned, there were bugs and rats that contained disease, oh and the museum smelled like a rear end of a goat. Now can you hurry up?! Mario: Oh, yeah... [Hands Camille the sapphire necklace] Do you think this necklace will make the girl of my dreams so happy, that she'll fall in love with me, and we'll get married? Camille: If I answer 'Yes', will you leave the store sooner? Mario: Yeah. Camille: [sighs] Yes, the necklace will make the girl of your dreams so happy, that she'll fall in love with you, and you'll get married. Now that will be 600 coins. Mario: 600 coins?! Camille: Duh, these sapphires are real! Mario: Um...Okay. Mario pulled out his wallet, and took out all of the coins in there. He counted them, when he was finished counting he had a worried expression on his face. Mario: Uh...I only have 497 coins. Camille: Well, then I guess you can't buy it. Mario: Oh, PLEASE!!! [Starts sobbing] I want the girl of my dreams to fall in love with me! And get married! I'll do anything...! ANYTHING!!! Camille: Anything? Mario: Yes! Camille: [sighs] Okay. Here... [Hands Mario a janitor's outfit and toilet cleaning supplies] Put this on, and go clean the girls’ bathroom. Mario: What? Camille: Clean the girls’ bathroom! Mario: I'm not a girl! Can't you get some chick to do it? Or can't you do it? Camille: Do you wanna buy this necklace or not? Mario: I do so very much! Camille: Then go clean the girls’ bathroom. Now! Mario: [sighs] Okay. Mario put on the janitor's suit, while Camille handed Mario cleaning supplies. Mario took the cleaning supplies, and walked out of the gift shop, while everybody stared at him. Camille: May I help the next person in line, please? Mario left the gift shop; he walked to the women’s restroom. He took a deep breath and slowly walked inside. And of course there were women in there, they all screamed. Ten seconds later Mario was pushed of the women’s bathroom, with a black eye and bruises everywhere on his face. All of the women furiously walked out. Woman 1: Woman janitor impersonator! Woman 2: I’m going to call my lawyer! Ugh! After all of the women left, Mario quickly ran in the girl’s restroom. He finished cleaning it thirty minutes later. He walked back to the gift shop. There was no line; Camille was reading a book about detectives. Mario: I cleaned the girls’ bathroom… So can I have the necklace now? Camille: [thinks about it] Mmm… Not quite. Camille had Mario as her slave for the next three hours. He had to mop the floors, get gum off of all of the tables in the cafeteria, take out the trash, and clean all of the statues outside, which had bird poop everywhere. Mario came back at the gift shop, he was tired. Mario: I’m finished with all of those chores you made me do… Can I have that necklace now? Camille thought about it, and then smiled. Camille: Okay, you can have the necklace. Camille gave Mario the necklace. Mario smiled and ran out of the gift shop to look for Pauline. Camille chuckled and shook her head, smiling. Mario found Pauline walking around. Mario: Pauline! Pauline: [twitches] Oh, Mario… You scared me there. Mario: I got somethin’ for you! Mario handed Pauline the sapphire necklace. Pauline smiled. Pauline: Oh my gosh… Mario, that’s so sweet. Pauline kissed Mario’s cheek. Mario blushed. Pauline: Now, let’s get going. Mario: [smiling] Okay… Pauline and Mario walked out of the museum. Mario tried to hold Pauline’s hand, but she didn’t let him. Mario: So are there other places you wanna go? Pauline: No… Listen, I have to go now. Thanks for taking me to the museum. [Smiles] Bye Mario. Pauline walked away, Mario sighed happily. Mario walked back to his house. The next day. It was 8:30 a.m. Mario was asleep. Luigi was watching t’v. Suddenly the phone rang, which woke up Mario. Luigi answered the phone. Luigi: Hello? What? Okay, we’ll be on our way. [Hangs up the phone] Mario! Mario: Yeah? Luigi: The Mushroom Kingdom Jewel Museum has been robbed! Mario: What? Luigi: You heard me! Let’s go! Luigi and Mario ran to the Mushroom Kingdom Jewel Museum. They walked inside, security guards were everywhere. Camille and the owner were standing near the entrance. Mario: What is it, Mr. Slowmo? Mr. Slowmo: Well, someone robbed us, we don’t know who though… Camille: I’m thinking that it was the same person who stole all of the art at the Mushroom Kingdom Art Museum. Mario: Me and Pauline were here all day yesterday. Luigi: You think that she saw something suspicious here? Mario: I’ll have to ask her. Don’t worry, Mr. Slowmo we’ll help you find that jewel thief. Mr. Slowmo: Thanks. Luigi and Mario left the jewel museum. Meanwhile Pauline walked to the Mushroom Kingdom. Peach was outside watering some flowers. When Peach saw Pauline she smiled at her. Peach: Hi Pauline. How are you? Pauline: I’m doing fine. Peach: That’s good. Pauline: Hey, I wanted to talk to you. Peach: Okay. What did you want to talk about? Pauline: …So you’re friends with Mario aren’t you? Peach: Oh yes, me and Mario are very close. Pauline: I see… Pauline sighed and frowned. Peach: Are you okay? Pauline: I’m alright. Peach: You seem upset. What’s wrong? Pauline: I don’t wanna say… Peach: Come on, tell me. Pauline: You really want me to tell what’s wrong? Peach: Yes? Pauline: How do I put this delicately? Pauline sort of hesitated, Peach frowned. Peach knew that what Pauline was going isn’t much of good news. Pauline glared at Peach. Pauline: Look, I'm dating Mario. He's mine, and you're not woman enough for him. So back off! Peach: …What? Pauline: You heard me, back off! Peach: What are you talking about? Pauline: Isn’t it clear? I’m going out with Mario, and you better back off. Peach: But… I’m not trying to steal Mario away from you. We’re just friends, nothing like that. Pauline: Well I want the friendship to stop. Just keep away from my man. Pauline walked off, Peach blushed a little. Peach: [thinking] What’s her deal? Mario and Luigi were walking, Mario spotted Pauline. Mario: Hey, I was looking for you. Pauline: Oh, hi Mario and… Luigi. Luigi: Hey. Mario: Someone stole some rare artifacts at the Mushroom Kingdom Jewel Museum. Pauline: Oh that’s terrible! Mario: You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that… Would you? Pauline: Um…. No. Mario: I wonder who stole them. Pauline shrugged, Luigi stared at Pauline suspiciously. The day after that, Mario was headed to the Mushroom Kingdom. He saw Pauline having a conversation with Peach, but he didn’t know what they were talking about. Mario: Hey, Peach. Hi, Pauline. Pauline turned around, surprised. Pauline: Oh… Hey Mario. Peach: [terrified] Hi Mario it’s really nice to finally see you. Mario: Me and Pauline are going to the movies. Peach: Um, that’s great but… Can I talk to Pauline, privately for one minute? Pauline: Um… Peach took Pauline’s hand. Pauline: Where the hell are you taking me?! They were near the Mushroom River. Pauline: What do you want? Peach: Pauline, what is your problem? Pauline: No, what's your problem? Peach: What? Pauline: You're trying to get in between me and Mario, so you can have him all to yourself. Peach: I’m not- Pauline: [interrupts] You need to back off, he's mine. He doesn't like you. Peach was speechless. She then looked at Pauline for a long minute. Peach: ...You're not Pauline! Peach used all of her force to push the imposter's hair in the river. The hair dye on the imposter sort of faded away. The lady had a darker brown shade of hair. That lady was Tasha, she laughed evilly Tasha: How did you know it was me? Peach: You're skin is as white as snow! You have brown eyes, and Pauline has pale blue eyes. I know that, because Mario showed me a picture of her. Tasha: It's too bad that Mario never noticed that it was me. [Smirks] The real Pauline is at her hometown. Probably trying to work on making dresses for her dream job that would never come true! Peach: You're not going to get away with this, Tasha. I'm going to... Tasha grabbed Peach's shoulder and pushed her against a tree. Tasha: You're not going to do anything. Peach: Oh, I... Tasha: No, I'm speaking. If you do something that ruins my plans, then it will be the end of you. Peach: I don't care if it would be the end of me. I will not let you get away with this. Tasha. Did I mention, that the Mushroom Kingdom will also be destroyed, if you ruin my plans? Oh and it could be the end of the Mario Brothers... No, I take that back. It will be the end of the Mario Brothers! [Laughs evilly] Tasha then stopped laughing, she looked very serious. Tasha: So stay out of my way. Got it? Peach hesitated a little, and then sighed. Peach: Yes... Tasha: Good. Tasha then let Peach go. She left, while Peach was still standing there, speechless. Peach: [thinking] What do I do? Tasha can't get away with her evil plans, but I don't want her to destroy The Mushroom Kingdom, and all of the people that reside there. What should I do? Peach walked back to the Mushroom Kingdom. She saw Tasha with Mario, she was holding hands with him. Tasha smirked at Peach, while Mario smiled and waved at Peach. Peach smiled politely back. Mario: Hey Peach. Tasha: [acting like Pauline] Hey. Mario: Pauline was just telling me what you two were talking about. Peach: [shocked] Really?! Mario: Yeah. That’s really nice how you’re donating more money to charity. Peach: [smiles weakly] Oh… Tasha: Yes isn’t she the sweetest? Mario: Yeah. Tasha: Always helping people. Peach: Um… Thanks. Mario: … You okay Peach? You look whiter than usual. Peach: I do? Mario: Yeah. What’s wrong? Did something happen? Peach: Um… Peach tried not to look at Tasha, who was glaring at her. Peach: It was nothing… I guess I’m just sort of... Tired. It was quiet for one long minute. Peach sighed. Peach: I think I must get going. Peach quickly walked away from them, back to her kingdom. Mario looked concerned. Mario: I wonder why she’s acting like that? Tasha: [still acting like Pauline] Oh, she may be stressed. Mario: I hope she’s alright. Tasha: Mm-hmm. Actually, I think I must get going. Mario: But… What about the movie we were gonna see? Tasha: I don’t have time… Sorry. Mario: Alright then, see ya. Tasha walked away, smiling evilly. Mario walked the other direction. He was walking to his house, and suddenly some girl popped out of a bush. Mario: Ah! Rosalina: Hello Mario. Mario: Oh. Hey Rosalina. How have ya been? Rosalina: Doin’ great. So how is this planet? Mario: Good. Rosalina: Lots of crime? Mario: You bet. So how is space? Rosalina: It’s great. Anyways, I heard one of the museums got robbed. Mario: I know. Pauline and I were there the other day. Rosalina: Pauline? Your ‘friend’. Mario: Yeah. Rosalina: It’s funny… I thought I saw her carrying a bag. I didn’t know what was in it, though. Mario: Pauline? I don’t think she would steal. Rosalina: Yeah, but keep your eyes pealed just incase. Well, see ya. Rosalina walked away. Mario waved. The next day, Tasha, who was still impersonating Pauline, was looking for Mario. Mario was at the Mushroom Kingdom looking for Peach, who was no where to be found. Pauline ran to Mario. Tasha: [acting like Pauline] Mario! Bowser just kidnapped, Princess Peach! He took her to the city dump! Mario observed Tasha for a long minute. Mario: You're not Pauline. Tasha: Ha! And it only took you a week to figure that out? Gosh, Mario you're such an idiot. Mario: ...I may be an idiot...But I'm not stupid. Tasha: What...? Mario: I know Bowser didn't kidnap Peach, because it's not noon yet. Tasha: Bowser kidnaps Peach at a certain time? Mario: Every day. Tasha: Damn... Mario: Yeah. So, you were the one who has been stealing all those artifacts! Tasha: Yes. Mario: Then… Does that mean that you were the one who stole all of that art too? Tasha: What? No… Mario: Then who took the art that Camille was talking about?! Tasha: Don’t know and don’t care, anyways, where we? Mario: I just figured out that you're not Pauline...How could you do this?! Tasha: I'll do anything to take over all of the worlds. You see, I knew about you and Pauline, and how you're so in love with her. So, I decided to disguise as Pauline, and pretend to be her, while you were too busy trying to impress me...Well Pauline...And when you were distracted I was able to steal things that will help me take over this baring universe! [Laughs evilly] Oh, by the way, I do like that sapphire necklace you gave me. It's really nice. Mario: [smiles] Oh, you're wel-Hey! You are not welcome! That was for Pauline, not you! Tasha: Pauline is at where you used to live. Anyways, Peach tried to tell you, Mario. Even though I threatened to kill her if she did. You should have listened to her. [Smirks evilly] Mario: It doesn’t matter anymore! I’m going to save Peach! Tasha: Yeah, but I’m not gonna let you! You’re going to have to fight me first before you do a thing about it! Got it? Huh? Tasha looked ahead of her, Mario was running away. Tasha twitched and then ran after Mario. Peach wasn’t even at the city dump. Hazel, Ruby, Sapphire, and Topaz were playing go fish. Topaz: Do you have any fours? Everybody moaned. Hazel: Darn. Sapphire: Here… Ruby sighed. They each handed her a card with four on it. Topaz giggled. Sapphire: Topaz always wins these stupid card games. Topaz: Hey, there’s Tasha and… Mario? The girls saw Tasha and Mario sprinting towards the city dump. Tasha and Mario stopped in front of them. Tasha: Where’s Peach?! Ruby: Bowser and his kids took her away. Tasha: You were supposed to watch over her! I kidnapped her; it was all part of the plan so we could destroy her! Ruby: Oh… We were doing that? Tasha: Ugh! Mario: I’m going after them! Tasha: Oh yeah? Well I’ll beat ya to it! Tasha ran Mario sprinted after her. Hazel, Sapphire, Ruby, and Topaz continued their game of go fish. Hazel: You got any sevens? Ruby, Sapphire, and Topaz: Go fish. Tasha and Mario ran back to the Mushroom Kingdom, and then they saw Bowser and his kids, taking the princess. Mario: Peach! Peach: Mario. Tasha: [furious] Bowser! Bowser: Tasha? Lemmy: [happy] Lemmy! Bowser: Lemmy! Peach: Tasha? Tasha: [disgusted] Peach. Mario: Bowser! Bowser: Mario! Peach: Bowser… Tasha: Mario! Ludwig: This is getting us no where. Tasha walked towards Bowser. Tasha: Why did you do that?! Bowser: Do what? Tasha: We kidnapped her first, and then you just take her away from us? That’s just-that’s just… Ugh! Tasha slapped Bowser’s face. Bowser: Ow… Well… Finder’s keepers. Tasha slapped Bowser again. Bowser: Well your friends didn’t seem to care if I took her away. Tasha: Still you can’t do that! [Slaps Bowser again] Bowser: Stop doing that! Tasha: Don’t tell me what to do! [Slaps Bowser] Mario: Well, you shouldn’t kidnap a princess, that’s not nice. Tasha furiously walked towards Mario and started beating him up. Mario: [gets kicked in the stomach] Ow! No, please don’t Tasha! [Gets hit in the face] I can’t afford dry cleaning. Roy: [fake coughs] Loser. The Koopalings laughed at Mario. Peach: [Sighs] This is going to get worse before it gets any better. Mario: Hey! Dry cleaning is expensive. I mean, you have to pay like… Four hundred coins! Wendy: Wow, I feel sorry for the people who have to look at your ugly face, Mario! Tasha: You’re a rude little girl. Wendy: Well you have a bad taste in style. That’s an ugly dress. Mario: It’s not her dress; she’s imitating Pauline so she can get rid of Peach. Tasha: Was imitating her. Mario: That reminds me… I want that sapphire necklace back! It’s not for you, it was for Pauline! Tasha: I’m not giving it back. Mario: You’re so gonna get it this time! I’ve worked my butt off to get that necklace! I had to clean the floors, scrape bird poop off of all of the statues of that museum, clean the girls’ bathroom-! Larry: You had to clean the girls’ bathroom? Mario: Yes! In fact, one of the women in there sued me for impersonating a girl janitor. Tasha: You impersonated a girl janitor? Mario: No! Camille had me clean the girls’ bathroom… But that’s not the point! I want that necklace back. Tasha: No. Anyways… Tasha grabbed Peach’s hand, Bowser Jr stopped Tasha by grabbed her right leg. Tasha let go of Peach. Bowser: Good work, Junior. Tasha: Let go of my leg! Bowser Jr: No! Bowser was about to take Peach, but Mario stopped him. Mario: You’re not taking her without a fight. Bowser: Bring it! Mario and Bowser started fighting, Peach tried to stop them. The Koopalings tried to stop Tasha from kidnapping Peach. Bowser Jr was still holding on to Tasha’s right leg. Larry and Lemmy grabbed the other leg. Lemmy: [looking up] Thong alert! Tasha: Stop looking there! Tasha tried to push Lemmy off of her leg same with Larry and Bowser Jr, but instead she fell back. Tasha: Get off of me! Tasha forced Lemmy, Larry, and Bowser Jr off of her. Mario and Bowser kept on pushing each other. “Hey Mario,” Someone said cheerfully. Everybody turned around, Mario gasped. It was really quiet. Mario: Pauline?! This time, it was the real Pauline. Same pale blue eyes, oval shaped face, and with burgundy hair. Pauline: Yeah it’s me. Surprise! Are you surprised? Mario: Yeah… Pauline: I wanted to surprise you, anyways… I moved here and I got a job at that fashion designing place. Isn’t this great? Mario: It’s awesome. Pauline looked at Peach and smiled. Pauline: You must be Princess Peach. Hi I’m Pauline; it’s nice to meet you. Mario talks about you a lot. Peach: Really? Pauline: Yeah. Pauline then looked at Tasha. Pauline: I like your dress. I have one exactly like that. Tasha: Um… Thanks… What a coincidence. Pauline then looked at Bowser and his kids. Pauline: I never hear you talk about these guys before (Bowser, Koopalings, and Tasha). Are they your other friends? Mario: ….Uh-huh… Pauline smiled at Bowser’s kids, and then looked at Bowser. Pauline: Are these your kids? Bowser slowly nodded his head, he was speechless. Pauline: Well they’re just so adorable. It was quiet for one long minute. It was really awkward; Pauline tried to think of something to say. Tasha had an awkward smile on her face. Tasha: Well, um, look at the time… I think I should get going. Tasha quickly ran. Pauline looked somewhat confused. Bowser: Uh, yeah… I think it’s best if we go too… Larry: Uh-huh. Bowser Jr: Yeah… Iggy: Parting is such sweet sorrow. Pauline: Okay… Bye. Bowser and his kids left. Pauline looked at Peach and Mario. Pauline: They seem really nice. Mario: Yeah, uh, Pauline… We should talk about that. Peach: Let’s a take a walk. Mario: Great idea. Peach and Mario walked Pauline to her house and on the way they explained to Pauline on what was really going on. Peach: …And that’s what happened. Pauline: [surprised] Oh… Wow… I feel stupid. Mario: You didn’t know. Pauline: Oh… Well, Peach I’d never say anything like that to you. Peach: Thanks… It was quiet for a minute or two. Pauline: … Awkward. Peach and Mario chuckled. Meanwhile, at the city dump Hazel, Ruby, Sapphire, and Topaz were playing poker. The four of them stare at their cards intently. And then, one by one, they lay their hands all out on the ground. Hazel had the Five of Spades, Five of Hearts, Five of Clubs, Two of Diamonds, and Two of Hearts. Ruby had the King of Clubs, the King of Diamonds, the King of Hearts, the Seven of Spades, and the Seven of Diamonds. Sapphire had the Four of Spades, Four of Diamonds, Four of Clubs, Six of Diamonds, and the Six of Hearts. Hazel, Ruby, and Sapphire stared at Topaz waiting for her to lay her cards down. Suddenly, Topaz lays down her cards. Topaz: Hee, hee, hee! Topaz had A Five of Diamonds, and all four Aces. The other girls moaned. Sapphire: [bitterly] Aw, man! Topaz always wins! Topaz laughed. Tasha then walked in, she sighed for her plan did not work out as she wanted it to. Hazel: [Smiles] Hey. Tasha: [Sighs] Hi… Ruby: Wanna play a game of poker? Tasha: …Sure, why not? I am pretty good at it. Topaz: We’ll see about that. Next chapter will be posted soon. |
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| GoombaHead | Mar 21 2010, 06:31 PM Post #6 |
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Snap....... But maybe beating mario with a stick will work.... I, Emily P Koopa, will never give up!.... I loved lemmy in this chapter... Thong alert! XD What a perv uz r lemmy!
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| Deleted User | Apr 3 2010, 12:00 AM Post #7 |
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lol I love it as well.really amazing!
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| Deleted User | Apr 4 2010, 05:00 PM Post #8 |
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I like your story! It kind of drifted from subject to subject and never went back; but it was still a great story!
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Thanks guys yeah we don't really have a plot to it yet but trust me. in a few more chapters and there's going to be some big adventure... Yes. Ch 3. Sibling fights: Tasha: No! No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!! Hazel: What’s wrong? Tasha: This… Tasha gave Hazel the letter, Hazel read it out loud. Hazel: ‘Dear Tasha, It’s me you’re twin sister, Mindy. It’s been a while, hopefully you didn’t forget us. So we’re going to visit you, and we’ll have such a good time. Love Mindy’ Tasha: This is terrible! Hazel: They seem nice. Tasha: They drive me crazy! Hazel: You’re just overreacting. Tasha: No I’m not. Why do they have to visit me? Didn’t I make it clear that I never wanted to see them again? Hazel: I dunno. Did you? Tasha: I returned all of the letters they sent me… I even sent them a note that said, ‘I don’t like you’ and on the back I put my name in big letters. Hazel: Hmm… Maybe they didn’t get the note. Tasha: I assure you they did. And… It’s not even a note…. You see: I went all the way to their vacation house and pick up a rock, wrote ‘I don’t like you’ on there and on the back I wrote my name really big, and threw it at their window. After that, I ran as fast as I could so they wouldn’t see me. Hazel: Oh. Tasha: I can’t stand my twin! She’s my opposite. So happy all the time, it’s scary. She’s like… Cosmo from the Fairly Oddparents, she’s dumb and stupid. Hazel: And you on the other hand, is the Anti-Cosmo, smart and not stupid. Tasha: Exactly. Hazel: Kind of like my twin… Tasha: You have a twin? Hazel: Um… I mean… What I meant to say is- Tasha: Don’t lie to me, Hazel. I can tell when you’re faking or not. Hazel: [long pause] Yeah…. Tasha: So… How come you never told me that you had a twin? Hazel: Because we can’t stand each other. This is her picture. Hazel showed Tasha a picture of her twin. Tasha: Omigod! [Grabs the picture] Is that Rebecca?! Rebecca Bright? Hazel: [sighs] Yes. Tasha: Holy crap! She plays Lola Starr from that soap opera, ‘Best Days of Our Lives’! Hazel: Mm-hmm. And she was in other award-winning movies too. Tasha: You should have told me! Hazel: But I didn’t want to. Tasha: You know she does look a lot like you. Hazel: Mm-hmm…. Rebecca looked exactly like Hazel but with brown hairl Hazel: Yep, she was always the lucky one. Tasha’s phone rang, she answered it. Tasha: Hello? Mindy: Hey, Tasha! It’s me Mindy. Tasha twitched when she heard her voice. Tasha: [sounds like a teenager] Mindy? Um, I don’t know a Mindy; maybe you like, have the wrong number. And like yeah…. Mindy: Oh please, Tasha. I know it’s you trying to sound like a teenager. Tasha: Um… No, my name is not like Tasha…. Mindy: Yes it is. Tasha: [sighs] [sounds like herself] Fine. What do you want? Mindy: We’re coming over at your house in five minutes. Tasha: Five minutes?! Mindy: Yeah. Bye. Tasha: No wait- But it was too late. Mindy hung up her phone. Tasha moaned. Tasha: Mindy’s coming over here in five minutes! Quick! Let’s get out of here. Tasha ran out of her house and Hazel followed. Tasha ran super fast and Hazel tried to catch up with her. Hazel: Hey! Wait up! Meanwhile, Mario ran, as fast as he could, pushing some people to make his way. He was tired, wanted to stop running, but he kept going. When he finally reached his destination, he took a few breaths. Then looked up, and he saw the ice-cream man. "May I help you, sir?" The ice-cream man asked, and then looked at Mario for a few seconds. “Oh! Hey, Mario! Wassup, buddy?” Mario: [exhausted] Hey Jim. Can I have chocolate ice-cream, with sprinkles? Jim: Anything for my favorite customer. Mario: Oh, and uh, can you get vanilla ice-cream for my bro? Jim: Sure. Here, ya go. Jim gave Mario the ice-cream; Mario gave Jim 2 coins, and took the ice-cream. Mario: See ya, Jim. Jim: Bye, Mario! Come back anytime. Mario then ran carefully, trying not to spill any ice-cream. He saw his brother Luigi, holding a timer. He gave the vanilla ice-cream to him. Luigi stopped the timer. Luigi: 3 minutes and 45 seconds. New record! Mario: Yeah! They ate some of their ice-cream, Luigi then looked at Mario. Luigi: Hey, I wanted sprinkles on my ice-cream! Mario: Too bad, you didn't ask! Luigi: Well you know how I like sprinkles on my ice-cream! Mario then took his ice-cream cone, and put it on Luigi's nose. Luigi had chocolate all over his nose. Luigi: You did not just do that... Mario: I just did! So whatcha gonna do about that, huh? Luigi took his ice-cream wiped it all over Mario's face. Mario glared at him and shook his head at the same time; meanwhile Luigi had a smirk on his face. Mario: You... Mario and Luigi closed their eyes, and both started to punch. They were punching, but they were missing at the same time. Suddenly Bowser Jr and Larry Koopa came along, they started laughing. Larry: Nerds. Bowser Jr: Hey, Mario...! Mario and Luigi turned around and looked at Bowser Jr. Mario: Shut up, kid! Can't you see? We're busy quarrelling! Larry: More like, busy looking like losers! Bowser Jr and Larry laughed at the Mario Bros. Bowser Jr: Anyways, we're gonna capture Princess Peach. Mario: So? Luigi: Mario! They're going to capture, Princess Peach. Mario: Okay... [Realizes that Bowser Jr and Larry we're going to take Peach] OH...! No way! You guys aren't gonna do that; 'cause we're gonna get there before you! Bowser Jr: We'll see about that. Am I right Larry? Larry: [distracted, ignoring Bowser Jr] Hey, is that ice-cream on your face? [Touches the ice-cream on Mario's face, and puts his finger in his mouth] It is! Where'd ya get the ice-cream? Mario: The one and only, Jim, the famous ice-cream man! Larry: Oh, I know that guy! Yeah, he has good ice-cream. Bowser Jr: Uh, Larry? Larry: [ignores Bowser Jr] I heard that he came out of the closet...Did someone lock him up or something? Mario and Luigi looked at each other, then awkwardly at Larry. Luigi: Uh...Where did you hear that, exactly? Larry: I heard my older brothers, Lemmy and Ludwig, talk about it. Mario: Look...When your older brothers said, about Jim, 'coming out of the closet'...It's not what you think it is... Bowser Jr: Why? What does coming out of the closet mean, anyway? Mario: You guys will find out...When you're older! Larry: You know, now I'm in the mood for ice-cream. Bowser Jr: I thought we were... Luigi: Well, I'm going to get ice-cream, [glares at Mario] WITH sprinkles! Mario sighed; he then looked at Larry and Bowser Jr. Mario: So, you guys comin'? Larry: Sure. Bowser Jr: We can't go get ice-cream with them! They're our enemies! And, we were supposed to get Princess Peach! Remember? Larry: Oh, we'll do that later. Bowser Jr: No, NOW! Larry: Later! Bowser Jr: Now! Larry: Later! Bowser Jr: Now! Larry: Laaaaaaaater! Bowser Jr: Nooooooooow! Larry: Look, who's the older brother, here? Bowser Jr: ... [Sighs] You are. Larry: So I say, we do it later. Bowser Jr: That isn't fair! Larry: Life's not fair! Deal with it! Bowser Jr: I'm gonna tell on you! Larry: Well, not until I tell on you first! Bowser Jr: I didn't do anything... Larry: I didn't do anything either. Bowser Jr: Well... [Tries to think of an insult] Uh...You're weird! Larry: Yeah, well you're not all that scary. Bowser Jr: Take that back! I'm the scariest person ever! Mario: No offense, Junior but you’re not that scary. Larry: See! He thinks that you're not scary. Luigi: You wanna know scary? Scary, is our aunt Kesia in the morning! I mean, she is hideous! Mario: You got that right. Larry: You're not that evil, either. Bowser Jr: Oh, it's on! Larry: It's been on! Larry and Bowser Jr started punching with their eyes closed, and missing at the same time. Just like Mario and Luigi had did, earlier. Mario and Luigi looked at each other. Luigi: [concerned] Bro, we need to stop them. Mario: Yeah...But I kind of do agree with Larry. Luigi: [frustrated] You just agree with him, 'cause he's older than Junior! Mario: No...Well, actually...Yes. But- Luigi: You know I feel bad for Junior! I agree with him! Mario: Well ya know what...? Luigi: What? Mario: [pulls Larry to his side] I guess this is war! Luigi: [pulls Bowser Jr to his side] I guess it is too! Mario and Larry turned around and walked away. Luigi and Bowser Jr turned around and walked the other way. Luigi and Bowser Jr were talking. Bowser Jr: Even though Larry is supposed to watch over me sometimes, he takes advantage of it! It's not fair. He’s only older by three years, it’s not like he’s as old as Ludwig. Luigi: Yeah, I know how you feel. Mario used to do that when we were kids...He still kind of does. I always hated that. Mario and Larry were talking. Larry: He gets all of the attention just because he's the youngest! Mario: Luigi always got more attention, too when we were younger. Larry: ...Sometimes I think that my life would be better if he wasn't born. Mario: I think that sometimes too… Even though I’d say that you shouldn’t say that… Larry: You know it was better! I was the youngest, and I got all the attention....Actually, that's not true. We were all treated equally...Then Junior came along, and he took the spotlight away from me...I mean...Us...Me and my siblings... Meanwhile, Lemmy and Iggy were waiting. They were near Princess Peach's castle, hiding in one of the bushes. Lemmy: When are Junior and Larry going to give us the signal?! Iggy: Don't worry, he will. Lemmy: We've been waiting here for half an hour! Iggy: Patience, Lemmy. Lemmy: No! I'm calling them. Iggy: [whispers] Okay, well keep it down! Someone could hear us. Lemmy grabbed his cell phone and called, Bowser Jr. Somebody answered the phone. Lemmy: Junior? Luigi: No, this is Luigi. Lemmy: What? You captured, Junior?! Luigi: Nope. Lemmy: Where is he? Luigi: Next to me. Lemmy: Can I talk to him? Luigi: Okay... [Hands phone to Bowser Jr] Bowser Jr: Hello? Lemmy: Where are you? And why did Luigi have your phone? Bowser Jr: He wanted to look at it, and I'm teaming up with him. We're having a war between us, and Mario and Larry! Lemmy: What? But what about: the water balloons and the toilet paper? Bowser Jr: Water balloons...? Toilet paper...? Lemmy: Yeah, we were gonna teepee the Mushroom Kingdom, and if someone catches us we'd throw water balloons at them. Remember? Bowser Jr: No we weren't! We were gonna get Princess Peach, not do that. Lemmy: Really? I'm pretty sure that you said, 'teepee the Mushroom Kingdom, and if anyone catches us, we throw water balloons at them, until they run.' isn't that right, Iggy? Iggy: No we were gonna capture Pri- Lemmy puts his hand on Iggy's mouth. Lemmy: [tries to sound like Iggy] Uh, yeah you said we were gonna pull a prank on the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser Jr: Whatever! I'm busy right now. Bowser Jr hung up the phone. Lemmy smiled at Iggy, Iggy just shook his head, disappointed. Iggy: You know you can go do your little prank by yourself. Lemmy: Little? No, the Mushroom Kingdom is about to be teepeed. That's big...! Iggy: I don't care; I have to finish those inventions that I was working on. Lemmy: [sighs] I guess, you'll always be known as the nerd, who always chickens out when someone does a good prank. Iggy: That's not true! Lemmy: Well...Roy thinks so. Iggy: Of course he does. Lemmy: But... Don't you want to be treated with respect? You know, be known as, ‘Iggy Koopa, the dude who helped Lemmy Koopa teepee the Mushroom Kingdom!’ You'll have so many fans! Iggy: [thinks about it] Fans? Lemmy: Yep. Iggy: Well...When you put it that way...I'll do it...! But shouldn't we do this at night time? Where nobody can see us! Lemmy: Yes, you have a point, AND they do have a new security system. Iggy: Then we'll have to sneak inside, and destroy it! Lemmy: Yeah. You can do that, while I'll go get toilet paper, water balloons, and the eggs. Iggy: Eggs? Lemmy: Yeah, we were going to egg the Mushroom Kingdom too, remember? Iggy: You didn't say that! Lemmy: Uh, yeah I did. Iggy: No you didn't. Lemmy: Whatever. Go destroy the security system, while I get the stuff! Iggy: Alright. Lemmy left, while Iggy snuck inside the Mushroom Kingdom. He looked for the surveillance room. "Hey! YOU!" Someone shouted Iggy jumped. It was a Toad with glasses. Iggy: Ah! Toad with glasses: Hey, you must be the new security guard. I'm Todd. Todd put his right hand out. Iggy: Uh...Hi, Todd. [Shakes Todd's hand] Todd: You'll be working in the surveillance room... You know, where they have the new security system. Come on, I'll take you there. Todd walked Iggy to the surveillance room, Todd opened the door and they walked inside. Todd: Here are the keys to the surveillance room. [Hands Iggy the keys] Now, I'll just leave you, a friendly stranger that I have met one minute ago, alone with all of this important computer equipment. That is very fragile, and if you break it, I'd have to pay 500 billion coins, which I cannot afford. Bye! Todd left, he shut the door. Iggy: Well, that was easy. Now, I'll need to destroy the security system. Iggy looked at all of the computers. Iggy: Wow, this is amazing, I never seen technology this advanced. It's too bad that I have to destroy it… Maybe I should just shut it off. Iggy was about to shut it off, but then his cell phone rang. Iggy answered it. Iggy: Hello? Lemmy: Hey, Iggy. Iggy: Oh, hey Lemmy. What's up? Lemmy: The sky, anyways, I got the stuff! Iggy: That's great. Lemmy: So, did you destroy the security system? Iggy: Well, Lemmy... I've been thinking...I can't destroy these beautiful computers... They're too young, and precious. Lemmy: Iggy, it's just a freaking computer. Iggy: It's not just a computer! It's a- Lemmy: [interrupts] Iggy, just kill the security system. Iggy: Why can't we just shut it down? Lemmy: Because, some random person can come in there, and turn it back on. And we could get caught. Iggy: But… I can’t. Lemmy: Um...Alright then...I’ll just go where you’re at, and destroy it myself. Iggy: No! Lemmy: Then you destroy the darn computer. Iggy: I can’t, Lemmy. This computer never oppressed me. Lemmy: Ugh! Come on, Iggy. Iggy: Okay, fine! I’ll kill the security system. Lemmy hung up the phone. Iggy: I'm sorry, I know I've known you for about five minutes...But I have to do this, this will hurt me more than it will hurt you. [Gets all teary-eyed] I just wanted you to know that...I love you! Iggy kissed the monitor. He saw an ax, and tried to pick it up but it was too heavy. Iggy: Hm… I should find something lighter… Or maybe I could pour soda on the computer. But where would I-? Iggy moved his arm, and it hit a bottle of soda. The soda spilled all over the computer, and destroyed it. The whole security system shut off. Iggy: No! Oh, I’m so sorry! Iggy’s cell phone rang, he answered it. Iggy: [sniffs] Hello? Lemmy: Stop crying and get your butt over here now! Iggy: Where are you? Lemmy: I’m hiding in that same bush, near the Mushroom Kingdom. Iggy: Okay, I’ll get over there. Iggy walked out of the surveillance room, he closed the door and locked it. He then went outside to look for Lemmy. A few seconds later, Todd went to check Iggy, he tried to open the door but it was locked. Todd: Hm…Good thing I have an extra key. Todd opened the door, he gasped. Todd: No! My soda! Todd ran to the drink that was spilt all over the computer, not even noticing that the security system was destroyed. Meanwhile Hazel and Tasha were walking around. Tasha: Well my sisters are probably at my house by now. Hazel: Oh no, there she is! Hazel ducked and pulled Tasha down with her. They were behind a tree, Hazel was pointing at her sister Rebecca Bright. Tasha: Rebecca! Hazel: Shhhh! Don't say her name, she's a monster! Rebecca turned around, but she didn’t see Tasha or Hazel. She shrugged and turned around. Hazel: Look at her… So stuck up and conceded. Tasha: Maybe you should talk to her. She is your sister. Hazel: Yeah, maybe you should stop avoiding yours. Tasha: It’s a different story. Hazel: Whatever. Tasha: I want to go meet her. Hazel: No! You’re on her side? Tasha: Well… No, but I wanted to ask her about how… she… became famous. “You!” Someone said. It was Rebecca. Hazel and Tasha stood up. Hazel: You! Rebecca: You! What are you doing here? Hazel: What am I doing here? That’s no way to treat you’re sister! The one, who took care of you when you were sick, stuck up for you, when you were being made fun of, and the girl who rubbed your feet when they were swollen! Rebecca: You’re just jealous that I’m famous. Hazel: You got that right! You don’t even deserve to be famous! Rebecca: Yes I do! My life back then was harsh. You’re just making me look bad. Remember all the stuff I had to go through for you? Hazel: Yeah, like you did anything nice to me! Mom always loved you best. Rebecca: Maybe it’s because I would never screw up when it comes to performing scientific experiments. You burnt the house down because of your dumb science chemistry kit! Hazel: Well you were the one who broke my hairdryer! “Hi Tasha!” Some one said. The voice seemed familiar to Tasha. Tasha: Huh? She turned around. It was Mindy and her other sisters Dana and Melly. Tasha shrieked. Hazel and Rebecca kept on arguing. Mindy: Hi! Tasha: Um…. Hi. Melly: [happy] We’re here, isn’t this great? [Mad] Where were you?! You weren’t at your house! Tasha: Err… Dana: Yeah, and by the way. We’re moving in, just letting you know. Tasha: Oh… Did you get the note I sent you? Mindy: Uh, yeah we did. It was that rock. Tasha: Yeah, don’t you know that I don’t like you?! Mindy: We know you don’t like us…. You love us! Tasha: Wha-? Melly: Yeah! We knew how much you missed us! Tasha: [Shocked] Mm-hmm. Dana: That’s why we decided to move in. Mindy: So let’s go! Tasha: Where are going? Melly: [Cheerful] Stuff! Fun stuff! [Scared] We’re not going feed ducks, are we? Dana: No. Melly: [Sighs in relief] Good. I hate ducks. Tasha: Ducks are cute animals. Melly: [Shocked and upset] WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Tasha: Ducks are cute animals… Don’t kill me. Melly: [Smiling] Why would I kill you? You’re my sister! [Turns away and looks at Mindy and Dana] [Upset] I can’t believe she just said that! Suddenly Iggy and Lemmy popped out of one of the bushes Melly screeched. Melly: What are those weird reptile things?! Tasha: That’s just Lemmy and Iggy, doing something that won’t be good for this world. Melly: Oh… The one with green hair (Iggy) looks very deformed. Dana: He’s ugly too. Iggy: I resent that! Mindy: It talks! Iggy: It? No, I am not an it. I’m a boy… Sort of, of course we can talk. We’re similar to ordinary humans, but we have cold and reptile-like skin. Mindy: Oh… What about the little one (Lemmy)? Lemmy: I’m not little, I’m fun sized. Mindy: Aw… The little boy thinks he’s fun sized. Lemmy: Hey! I’m turning fourteen in a couple of weeks! Dana: You’re short. You look like a five year old. Iggy: Well, Lemmy is my shorter, but older brother. Melly: I think they’re trying to trick me somehow! Iggy: We’re not tricking you. Melly: Shut up! You repulsive thing! [Starts crying] Iggy: What did I do? Tasha: Ignore her… She just has some… Emotional issues. Lemmy: No, duh. That chick is walking mood swing. Tasha then thought of an idea. Tasha: Holy crap! Look! It’s a duck! Iggy: I don’t see- Tasha: Shhhh! Lemmy: [whisper to Tasha] She’s afraid of ducks isn’t she? Tasha: Mm-hmm Melly: [jumps] A duck?! Oh no! I have to get out of here! [Screams and runs off] Dana: Mel! Come back! Dana moaned and she ran after Melly. Mindy sighed and looked at Tasha disappointed. Mindy: Why did you lie? Tasha: Well… I thought I saw a duck. Lemmy: [plays along] Yeah, I thought I saw one too. Mindy: Well now Mel ran off and Dana went after her… So what can we do now? Tasha: Maybe you guys should pack your bags and leave. Because this world has a lot of ducks here. Mindy: No they don’t. I haven’t seen one. Tasha sighed, Mindy then smiled. Mindy: I know! Let’s go to the park! Mindy grabbed Tasha’s hand and dragged her there. To be continued. |
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| Deleted User | Apr 26 2010, 03:15 PM Post #10 |
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This is so funny! I laughed so much. |
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| GoombaHead | May 1 2010, 05:09 PM Post #11 |
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poor iggy... XD he fell in love witha computer..
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| Deleted User | May 9 2010, 02:20 AM Post #12 |
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Thanks for all of the nice comments it really means alot to us. TG isn't back yet, i emailed her yesterday but she didn't answer yet. I finished the chapter *finally*! Ch3 Sibling fights part 2: Tasha: Why are we going here? Mindy: Because it’s such a beautiful day! Tasha: No it’s not. Mindy almost frowned, but she didn’t. She did not like Tasha’s negativity. They kept walking, while Mindy was still holding Tasha’s hand. Tasha was annoyed by this. Tasha: Can you let go of my hand? Mindy: What’s the magic word? Tasha: [Sighs] Please? Mindy: Nope. That’s not it. Tasha: What? Mindy: That’s not the magic word. Tasha: Then what is? Mindy: You have to guess it. Tasha moaned and then pulled her hand out of Mindy’s. Mindy sighed. Mindy: Tasha, I don’t think you understand the point of this game. Tasha twitched. Tasha: Can you do me a favor? Mindy: What? Tasha: Can you just leave?! Mindy: No… It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you. Tasha moaned. Mindy: Anyways, we haven’t finished the game yet! Tasha did not want Mindy to play any games. Tasha: Uh… Look! A big giant lizard! Mindy: Tasha, I was born at night, but not last night. I know that big giant lizards don’t even exist. Tasha: [Sighs] Yeah, you’re right. It was just a [tries to think of something]… Giant butterfly. Mindy: [Ducks and tries to protect herself] Omigosh, where?! Tasha ran away from Mindy as fast as she could. Mindy looked around confused. Mindy: Tasha…? [Gasps] What if the giant butterfly took Tasha away?! I have to save her! Mindy went searching for Tasha. The “war” started, but it wasn’t really a war. Mario and Luigi were fighting, but they were missing whenever they punched. Same with Larry and Bowser Jr. They suddenly stopped and realized that Hazel and Rebecca were arguing too. Mario: Is that Rebecca Bright? Larry: Famous award-winning actress?! Luigi: I see Hazel too. Hazel: You’re so obnoxious! Rebecca: You’re a terrible twin sister! Luigi: I didn’t know they were twins. Bowser Jr: Neither did I! Hazel and Rebecca turned around looking at Mario, Larry, Luigi, and Bowser Jr. Hazel: What are you looking at?! Rebecca: Yeah. Hazel: Can’t you see we’re screaming at each other?! Rebecca: Why don’t you get back to your lame fight scene! Rebecca and Hazel rolled their eyes. Rebecca: Boys! Hazel: They’re so rude. Rebecca: I know, right! Hazel: Yeah… Anyways… [Starts to fight again] You’re rude too! Rebecca: You always complain! The Mushroom Kingdom was already teepeed even though Lemmy said that they should do it at night. But Lemmy and Iggy couldn’t wait any longer. Lemmy: Isn’t it great? Iggy: It’s wonderful. Our fans will be so proud. Lemmy: Yep. I can picture this being on the news. Iggy: Yeah… ‘The Mushroom Kingdom Teepeed!’ Lemmy: Oh yeah. “Hey!” Someone called out. Lemmy and Iggy turned around. It was an officer; he walked towards Lemmy and Iggy. Lemmy: Hi, officer. Officer: Were you kids responsible for this? Officer pointed at the teepeed Mushroom Kingdom. Iggy: Um… Well… Officer: Don’t lie to me, boys. Lemmy: [sighs] Okay, fine I’ll admit it… It was his idea. [Points at Iggy] All of it. Iggy: What?! Lemmy: I told him it was wrong. The officer looked at Iggy and shook his head. Officer: Scums like you make me sick. Come with me, Ballyhoo. The officer took out his handcuffs and handcuffed Iggy. Iggy gave Lemmy a look that said, “How could you do this to me?!” Lemmy waved while Iggy moaned. Mario, Luigi, Larry, and Bowser Jr were fighting. This time Hazel and Rebecca were with them. Tasha ran into the middle of the fight, everyone got frustrated. Larry: Tasha, what up? Bowser Jr: Yeah. Mario: We’re in the middle of a fight. Tasha: Oh, please! You nerds aren’t even laying a finger on each other. Luigi: Well, can you at least let us, ‘nerds’ continue? Hazel: What are you doing here, anyway? Tasha: I’m hiding from Mindy. Mario: Your optimistic sister? Tasha: Yes… Mario: Oh no! Luigi: What’s wrong with Mindy? I like her. Tasha shot a glare at Luigi. Tasha: You’re so strange. Luigi: What’s wrong with that? She’s very happy and positive. Mario: Did she bring her other sisters? Tasha: Yep. Mario: [moans] Oh that makes life even worse. Tasha: I know. “Tasha! You’re okay!” Someone said, and guess who? Yep. It’s Mindy. Tasha shrieked. Mindy ran and hugged her. Mindy: I thought you were taken away by that giant butterfly! Luigi: Hi, Mindy. Mindy turned and smiled. Mindy: Hi, Lucy! Luigi: Luigi. Mindy: Right… Larry: For twins, you two don’t really look that alike. Mindy: [Ignoring Larry] I’m so glad you’re okay! [Hugs Tasha] Tasha: Let go of me! Tasha pushed Mindy. Mindy: Hey! Mindy came closer to Tasha. Tasha pushed Mindy even harder this time, knocking her on the ground. Mindy slowly got up and glared at Tasha. Mindy: You have issues! Tasha: You’re damn right I have issues. Mindy: You’re icky! Tasha: You’re stupid! Mindy gasped. Mindy: I am not! Tasha: Yeah you are. Mindy: N-no! Suddenly Larry and Bowser Jr started arguing. Larry: You’re not scary, you’re just dumb! Bowser Jr: Take that back, you-you… [Tries to think of something witty] You weird blue-hair creep thing! Hazel: [Shouting at Rebecca] Why did you flush my rock collection down the toilet?! Rebecca: Why did you tell everyone that I didn’t shave my legs, in middle school?! That was not true! Mario: [Shouting at Luigi] You’re such a coward! Luigi: You always have to have the spotlight to yourself! Suddenly they all stopped when they heard laughter. Girls laughing, it was Ruby, Sapphire and Topaz. They were flying around having a good time. Topaz: I love you two! You two are the best two sisters a fairy could have! Ruby: Aw… That’s really nice Topaz. Sapphire: Nice irritates me. Ruby: Sapphire! Sapphire: But… Topaz’s nice, is something else. Topaz: We’ll always be sisters. They did a group hug and flew off. Everyone looked at each other with guilt and apology in their eyes… Except for Tasha. Hazel spoke first. Hazel: … I’m sorry. Rebecca: I’m sorry! Rebecca and Hazel were crying and they hugged each other. The others looked at them saying, “Awe.” Rebecca and Hazel’s crying made Larry and Bowser Jr cry, and they started to hug each other. Mario and Luigi looked at each other. Luigi: Well...Lets just say I can relate to Junior's frustration. Mario: Yeah, I can relate to Larry but...I'm sorry, for being so mean to you. Luigi: I'm sorry for being so unfair sometimes. Mario: We still bros? Luigi: Mario, we’ll always be bros. Mario and Luigi hugged. Everyone stopped hugging and looked at Mindy and Tasha, waiting them to say something. Mindy sighed and looked at Tasha. Mindy: Tasha, you’re the greatest sister someone could ever have. I love you. There was another “Awe.” Tasha: Really? ‘Cause I don’t. Tasha walked away, while everyone stood with their mouths open. Luigi shook his head with disappointment. Mario: Just when I thought that this could be sort of like a happy ending… Everyone else said “Aww.” But it was the sweet kind of awe. It was the great disappointment type of awe. Luigi then broke the silence. Luigi: Hey, anyone up for ice-cream? Hazel: Yeah! Larry: Totally. Mario: Let’s go! Mindy: I want ice-cream. Mario: Yeah… You can’t come. Mindy: What?! Suddenly Melly was being chased by ducks, while Dana was trying to get Melly. She stopped and grabbed Mindy. Everyone looked at each other and shrugged. Rebecca: Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s get that ice-cream! Larry: Yeah! Bowser Jr: Wait! We have to kidnap Peach….But we can do that later. So they went to get ice-cream. One week later: Peach was shocked to see that her whole castle was teepeed. Iggy’s punishment was to clean the teepeed Mushroom Kingdom. He was doing it by himself, while the officer was watching. Lemmy saw Iggy clean, Lemmy walked towards him, he was also holding a book in his hands. Lemmy: Hey… Iggy: What do you want? Obviously Iggy was upset. Lemmy: I’m just here to say that… I’m sorry. It was wrong for me to turn you in like that. Iggy kept taking toilet paper off the castle. Lemmy smiled. Lemmy: But guess what?! Iggy: What….? Lemmy: We were able to get into The Best Pranks in Prankster History book! Look at it. Iggy: I don’t want to. Lemmy: Just look! Lemmy shoved the book at Iggy’s chest. Iggy sighed and read what the page said out loud. Iggy: ‘Every prank you read in this book were pretty awesome, but the greatest prank ever… For now was the Mushroom Kingdom being teepeed.’ So? Lemmy: Keep reading! Iggy: ‘I did help but Iggy Koopa was the brains behind it all’ said Lemmy Koopa, age 13. Lemmy had also said that Iggy Koopa, age 11, had to go through pretty tough things while making the prank possible. ‘All credit should go to him, all I did was just buy the stuff and helped out just a little.’ You lied, just for me? Lemmy: I didn’t lie, it was true. You did do most of the work. There’s still more to read! Iggy continued reading. Iggy: ‘Even if Lemmy said that all credit should go to Iggy, he still is recognized for helping out. These pranksters will both be rewarded 1000 coins’! Holy guacamole! Lemmy: I know! Iggy: I love you, Lems! Iggy grabbed Lemmy’s small body and hugged him. Lemmy: I love you too, Iggs. Officer: ‘Ey! You get back to work! Iggy: Yes, Sir. Iggy put Lemmy down, and started to get all the toilet paper. Lemmy decided to help Iggy. Iggy smiled. Lemmy: This would go great with some music. Officer: Yeah… You’re right. The officer took the radio next to him and turned up the music. The radio played, “Goofy Goober Rock” Radio: Imma Goofy Goober! ROCK! Iggy and Lemmy continued cleaning. The police officer started dancing to the music. Radio: Goofy, goofy, goofy, goobers. YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH! Officer: Guitar solo! As the radio kept playing the song, the police officer pretended that he was playing the guitar. Lemmy: Woo! Iggy: Yeah! Lemmy and Iggy looked at each other; they nodded their heads and quickly ran. The officer didn’t notice since he was so into the music. When the song ended, the police officer looked around and realized that Iggy and Lemmy had left. He stomped his foot. Officer: Oh…! Barnacles! The police officer looked at the Mushroom Kingdom which still had a lot of teepee left; he sighed and cleaned the rest of it up. While the police officer was cleaning, Melly was running by. She was screaming like a maniac. Melly: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! DUCKS! THEY’RE SCARY!!!!!! Hope you liked it! Luigi: You wanna know scary? Scary, is our aunt Kesia in the morning! I mean, she is hideous! Aunt Kesia will be in one of the chapters just letting you know. So stay tuned.:D
Yeah me and TG are aware of that. we just want to introduce all of the characters first and then we'll have an actual story plot. |
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| GoombaHead | May 10 2010, 10:09 PM Post #13 |
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oh gawd when i read that one part i just wanted to beat the crap out of lemmy..... Nah i'll leave that for roy to do.... I felt so bad for iggy.... haha to the officer... XD he had to clean up in the end... I wonder when the love ray makes it's return.... |
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| Deleted User | May 11 2010, 05:50 PM Post #14 |
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*gasps* you just gave me an idea!!! something that would have to do with lemmy iggy & roy. thanks so much!:D |
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| Deleted User | May 11 2010, 06:05 PM Post #15 |
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So glad to be back! I want to say thank you for all of the wonderful comments, and thank you spookygal for writing chapter 3 without me.
We know. Like spooky had said: what we're trying to do is get all of the characters introduced. After that Mario and friends will go on this huge, dramatic, epic adventure! Just about 10 more random-filled chapters and then big epic adventure! =D
Favorite line in the whole chapter, lol! Larry you're so funny.
Lol! Tasha is sooooooooo cruel! Damn, awesome chapter spooky! =D |
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I actually really like this story... lol a love ray? :D nice maybe i can use it on iggy someday... i call dibs on iggy! the poem was the funny part...

It kind of drifted from subject to subject and never went back; but it was still a great story!