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How Peach Met Bowser; Warning!: Charaters may show signs of stupidity!
Topic Started: Jul 4 2011, 01:49 AM (1,517 Views)
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Chapter One: A stroll through the woods

One Saturday afternoon, Princess Peach decided to do something out of the ordinary. She wanted to visit the woods because...she didn't know. She had a dream earlier that morning that there was a giant cookie in the forest. So, she took off, strolling down the path. She walked and walked...but then...she noticed something. She saw someone! "What a strange-looking toadstool!" Peach thought aloud. The creature, shocked, replied,"I'm no fungus! How dare you?!" Peach said,"Oh! You must be...Who are you?" "I'm Bowser, King of Koopas! And who, may I ask, are YOU?!"the beast retorted. Peach responded, "I'm Princess Peach, ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom." Bowser, furious at this, said,"No one rules over the Almighty Bowser! I think I'll kidnap you just for fun!" Peach was confused. "Thanks, but no thanks. I don't feel like a nap right now." "Ugh! Why are you so stupid? Just follow me." "Why?" "Because I said so, that's why!!!" "Okay!" Peach said cheerfully. And with that, the two set off for Bowser's castle.

15 minutes later.............

"I'm starving! Are we there yet?" The moon had begun to rise, and Peach was feeling famished. "No! You said that five minutes ago!" said Bowser, exasperated with the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. "Well, it's true." "Not that, you goon! The part when you told me 'Are we there yet?'!"
They eventually reached the castle. Bowser slung the Princess over his shoulder, then proceeded to take the shortcut to the prison at the back of the castle, which Mario was too stupid to discover in all of his games. "Whee! This is fun!" exclaimed Princess Peach. Bowser locked Peach in a jail cell, and threw the key in a random direction.

How do you guys/gals like the story so far? Please reply if you would like to read chapter two!
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Man, I've never seen the pricess this stupid and child like before XD I wonder how amusing this'll get.
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Chapter 2: The rescue

Peach asked, "Ooh! What game are we playing?" "We're playing 'Who Can Be Quiet The Longest.'" "Cool! My parents loved that game! Come to think of it, Mario likes to play that with me too, and Luigi, and Daisy, and Toadsworth, and-" "WILL YOU SHUT UP?! YOU'RE LOSING, BY THE WAY!" "Oops. Okay, let's start!"

15 seconds later........................

"I LOSE!" Peach blurted. "Sorry, I couldn't keep quiet any longer! Actually, I think that's the longest I've EVER kept quiet!" "Of course..." Bowser murmered.

Toadsworth came to bid the princess goodnight, only to find she was nowhere to be seen! "Good gracious!" he cried, "Where in the world could she have run off to?" He immediately called the Mario Bros. to help, but they said they were too tired to save Princess Peach, and he would have to save her himself. Toadsworth was shocked at this! "B-B-But you guys are the-the only ones...the only ones who can defeat B-B-Bowser!!!" he sputtered. "Good night, Toadsworth." The Mario Bros. hung up. 'Dear me, what am I to do???' Toadsworth thought desperately. President Obama appeared out of thin air behind Toadsworth, and suggested, "Why don't you put on Mario's clothes? Then you'll have his super powers!" Toadsworth quickly spun around to see who had spoken, but Obama was gone. Actually, he was never there. He was just a figment of Toadsworth's imagination. 'That's a great idea!' he thought. 'I just wish I had come up with it.'

This seems like a good place to stop, no? Sorry if you think these chapters are short, but I'll have them all up in due time.
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EDIT-Sorry, but I don't feel like continuing. I feel like I'm writing to an empty audience! (No offense, Brecheeze. And IDC that your name is GoombaHead now, I'll always call you Brecheeze.) If any of you want to continue, please either send me a PM or post.
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;_; I thought it was a good story, too! It was only going to get better! ;_;

(sorry for the double post, I didn't have enough room left!)
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well it's super great! ;)
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Please do write another chapter! This story is awesome! ^_^
Edited by PrincessPeach103, Dec 31 2011, 10:52 PM.
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YAY! Another person! I'll continue now.

Chapter 3: Oh no, you didn't!

Toadsworth pondered his catastrophe in a cushy armchair of the basement. "Ok, the Mario Bros. are too lazy to do anything (I TOLD them it was a bad idea to have an All-you-can-eat donut party before this story started-"

"TOADSWORTH TOADY TOADSTILL!!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!?!?" Ms. Toadstill exclaimed from the other room.

"How can you read my mind?"
"You're thinking out loud again."
"Oh."

"As I was thinking, I need to steal - I mean, "borrow" Mario's overalls and shirt, and I don't know where the silly ol' princess is!"

Back at Bowser's castle, Peach realized she still hadn't eaten anything yet. "I WANT FOOD! I WANT FOOD!" she chanted. Bowser was sitting in the only comfortable furniture in the prison of the castle: a single one-person couch. "Is this how you usually behave?" He inquired as he started to wonder wheather or not it was really worth kidnapping her in the first place. "Umm......yes." The princess continued to shout, "I WANT FOOD! I WANT FOOD!" "FINE!" Bowser growled. He heated up some left-over spaghetti from the previous night in his microwave, tapped his foot for a couple seconds, then the microwave dinged. "Man these things take FOREVER!" Bowser said to himself. "I'll have to remind Corporal Paraplonk to buy me a new one at Microwaves 'R' Us." He tied the spaghetti into a ball as Peach watched, fascinated by this action. Then he made this one into smaller ones by chopping them in half, until he was sure they would fit through the bars of the cage. Peach wondered what he would do next. The Koopa King stepped back several paces, then shouted, "I'M A FIRIN' MAH SPAGHETTI!!!" and chucked all his mini noodle spheres at the princess. They hit her, one at a time. "Hehehe! That tickles!" Peach giggled. The princess then proceded to pick one up and examine it. She listened to it, saw it, felt it, and smelled it. She tossed it aside.
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Chapter 4 is coming soon! Will Peach realize she can eat the tiny, round objects Bowser threw at her? Will Toadsworth ever find Peach? Will he break the fourth wall again? Why do Mario and Luigi have such small parts in the story so far? What have Wario and Waluigi been doing thus far? Will Peach EVER stop being so annoying and stupid?

Find out these and more when the next chapter is released!

THANK YOU, SAN FRISISCO! GOOD NIGHT!
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Chapter 4: Oh yes, I did!

Bowser facepalmed. "Do you even know what spaghetti IS?" The ignorant princess replied, "No." Bowser was really fed up with this character! "IT'S FOOD! WHY DON'T YOU JUST EAT IT?!?"
"Oh! Why didn't you say so?"
Peach began to eat the spaghetti spheres. "Yum! Did you make this yourself?" "No, If I made it, it would taste like mud."

Back in the basement of Princess Toadstool's castle...

"Oh! I know what to do!" exclaimed Toadsworth. "I'll call Wario! He's an expert at stealing stuff."

Wario was in his house with Waluigi, celebrating Give Wario Coins day. The day after would be Give Wario Even More Coins Day, and so on. Waluigi was losing all his coins to Wario. He hit a block. Wario. He hit another block. Waluigi. He hit another block. An arrow pointing at wario with a picture of a coin with x30 on it. "Oh, come on! Why do I always lose? I'm begining to think this Chance Time game has been rigged." complained Waluigi. Which indeed it had been.
On the first Give Wario Coins day, many many years ago, Wario took the Wario stickers off the Chance Time blocks, and made one with all Wario on it. Waluigi made his own sticker the day before. (Wario told him to.) He ran three copies of it, and put them all on one block. He rigged the middle block to always have a pic of a coin with an arrow pointing at his sticker. So he would always win. And that's how the Give Wario Coins Day days began.

"Oh, come on! Of course it's not rigged. Try again." reassured Wario. "But I'm broke!" whined Waluigi. "Fine, here's 30 coins." "Okay... "Wario won again. He didn't care that he was winning his own coins. He just liked winning coins.

Wario's phone rang. It looked like a coin. Wario's ring played. Unlike most other phones, his played, "Gimme coins! Gimme coins!"

Wario answered it. "Wario's residence. Gimme coins or state your buisness." "Wario, I need your help." Waluigi whispered to Wario, "Who is it?" "Toadsworth," Wario whispered back.
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Chapter 5 is coming soon!

If you like this story, please post! There are almost no posts in here but mine!
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"Why should I help you?" demanded Wario. "You need to help me steal something." answered Toadsworth. This caught Wario's attention. "Steal what?"

"Mario's clothes."
"Oh, I get it! Then when he wakes up, he won't have anything to wear, and will be forced to stay inside his house forever!"
"Actually, I meant I need them to have his powers so I can rescue Peach."
"Well, I'm still taking all of them, because I like my plan better. You get one, I get the rest."
"Fair enough. When will you be here to help?...Hello?"

"Yeah?" Wario was right behind Toadsworth. "Well, that was fast." "Let's go!" said Wario impatiently. Wario hopped on his Wario Bike, Toadsworth on Koopa's Booster Seat; and they sped off.

Mario woke up screaming. "AHH! NONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" "Mario! What's gotten into you!?" exclaimed Luigi, startled by his bro's hollering. "I just had a very disturbing dream."

*flashback* Mario was trapped inside McDonald's. There was a Ronald guarding each door. Mario hid in the bathroom. He heard noises in the next stall. He opened the door. Inside, Cookie Monster was playing with his cookie action figures. "Don't worry! I'll save you! Oh, thank you so much!" He looks up and sees Mario. "GO AWAY!!!!!"

INTERMISSION: I got the idea for the dream from Lemmy's Land, but the story of the dream is mostly mine.

Luigi was frozen in fear. "That's some scary stuff, bro. Whaddaya say we save Peach since we're both up?" "Sure, Toadsworth will never be able to. If I know him, he's asked Wario to come here with him and steal my clothes so he'll have my powers to go and save Peach." concluded Mario. " I don't know. You're the same person who asked for soup at the Arby's drive thru." considered Luigi.

"So?"
"So, you threatened to throw Bo-bombs at the cashier if he didn't give you any soup."
"Come on, let's go!"

Peach was bored. "I'm bored." "What do you want me to do about it?" asked Bowser. He was playing Mario Kart Wii. "Oh, I don't know, maybe...LET ME PLAY, TOO!!!!" "Oh, of course!" said Bowser eagerly. He handed her a wii remote.

Chapter 6 will be coming soon!
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nice work
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Thanx! But where is the key Bowser threw...?
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This pree good, but you should make them play super smash bro brawl, but make them use each others characters
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Oh my, I LOVE this story! Keep the great work up! ^_^
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