omg lol srs

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1:35 AM - </3: 13/f/cali
1:35 AM - </3: asl?
1:35 AM - Jazzy: llol
1:35 AM - Jazzy: 23/m/cali
1:35 AM - Jazzy: we should meet up some time
1:35 AM - </3: u sound hot
1:36 AM - Jazzy: thats what my old gf said
1:36 AM - Jazzy: =)
1:36 AM - </3: o ive never had a bf before
1:36 AM - Jazzy: i could show u what its like
1:36 AM - </3: really?
1:37 AM - Jazzy: yup =)
1:37 AM - </3: idk a lot of people on omegle says that
1:37 AM - Jazzy: dont wory
1:38 AM - Jazzy: they are just idiots
1:38 AM - Jazzy: im for real
1:38 AM - </3: r u sure?
1:38 AM - Jazzy: Yup
1:38 AM - Jazzy: want to meet up?
1:38 AM - </3: well idk ill have to ask my mom
1:39 AM - </3: when?
1:40 AM - Jazzy: well u probably should tell ur mum..
1:40 AM - Jazzy: what if she doesnt like me??
1:40 AM - </3: um well idk
1:40 AM - </3: maybe ur right lol shes a bitch sometimes
1:40 AM - Jazzy: yep (=
1:41 AM - Jazzy: so... 2nite?
1:41 AM - </3: ummmmm
1:41 AM - </3: idk its really late
1:42 AM - </3: i am off tomorrow and my mom has work though do u have work?
1:42 AM - Jazzy: not 4 u
1:42 AM - </3: well what r we going to do
1:43 AM - Jazzy: dunno lol!
1:43 AM - Jazzy: ill touch and kiss u
1:43 AM - Jazzy: all nite
1:44 AM - </3: well ive never done that before
1:44 AM - Jazzy: ill teach u
1:44 AM - </3: rlly?
1:44 AM - Jazzy: yep!
1:44 AM - Jazzy: =D
1:45 AM - </3: ok but what do you mean specifically
1:45 AM - Jazzy: well I'll touch u... and kiss u
1:45 AM - Jazzy: and maybe if u want ill make u a woman
1:45 AM - </3: make me a woman?
1:46 AM - Jazzy: sex
1:46 AM - Jazzy:
1:46 AM - </3: will it hurt?
1:47 AM - Jazzy: maybe a little at first
1:47 AM - Jazzy: but u will enjoy it after
1:47 AM - Jazzy: i promise
1:47 AM - </3: r u sure?
1:47 AM - Jazzy: yep
1:47 AM - Jazzy:
1:48 AM - </3: ok but um what about getting pregnant
1:48 AM - Jazzy: ill bring condoms
1:48 AM - Jazzy: dont worry
1:48 AM - </3: ok =]
1:48 AM - Jazzy: :]
1:49 AM - </3: omg im so nervous lol
1:49 AM - Jazzy: its ok
1:49 AM - Jazzy: ill be kind
1:50 AM - </3: rly? yay
1:50 AM - Jazzy:
1:50 AM - Jazzy: yep
1:50 AM - Jazzy: =D
1:51 AM - </3: i dont want u to get in trouble
1:51 AM - Jazzy: dont worry
1:51 AM - Jazzy: i will be careful
1:51 AM - </3: good
1:52 AM - Jazzy: :]
1:52 AM - </3: =]
1:52 AM - </3: r u good at sex?
1:52 AM - Jazzy: yup
1:52 AM - </3: good cuz ill suck lol
1:52 AM - Jazzy: i will teach u how 2 be good 2
1:52 AM - </3: i dont wnat to be a whore or anything
1:53 AM - Jazzy: u will be my princess
1:53 AM - </3: really =]?
1:53 AM - Jazzy: yep
1:53 AM - Jazzy: 4 real
1:54 AM - </3: omg you sound so sweet i cant wait
1:54 AM - Jazzy: im hard 4 u
1:54 AM - </3: *blush*
1:55 AM - </3: are u big?
1:55 AM - Jazzy: very
1:55 AM - </3: how big
1:56 AM - Jazzy: 7 inches
1:56 AM - </3: omg thats huge!
1:57 AM - Jazzy: yup
1:57 AM - Jazzy:
1:57 AM - </3: r u sure this wont hurt too bad lol
1:57 AM - Jazzy: it will be good with me
1:57 AM - </3: will u at least be gentle the first time?
1:57 AM - Jazzy: 4 u
1:57 AM - Jazzy: yep
1:58 AM - </3: ur such a sweetheart
2:00 AM - </3: um well hey... i have 2 go to bed..... ilu

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Super Rockin' Mr.Bizzle: TREEES!
Super Rockin' Mr.Bizzle is now Offline.

Rensai

2 Nov 2009, 01:02 AM

Me and Fly were talking about To Catch A Predator shortly before.

I laughed my ass off.

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Sunday, November 08, 2009
1:42 AM - Jazzy: Suddenly, a black man crashes through your bedroom window. You spin around your computer chair and lean back with a startled expression. “I’m troll!” you scream at the man as he recovers from crashing through your window. You shuffle your fat legs, trying to escape the room. The black man quickly charges at you and knocks you down.

You let out a high pitched scream and fearfully yell for help. “You cannot troll me!” Tears roll down your cheeks as the black man rips off your sweat pants and begins to handle areas that have never been handled by another hand before.

Your face is in the carpet, his hand pressing it down. You cannot see what’s happening. Suddenly, a sharp pain surrounds your rectum. The pain grows until the point that all you can do is scream over and over.

The pain is excruciating at first, every push seemingly a jolt of discomfort. But you feel it becoming numb. Eventually, the pain has subsided. Your constant screams slowly morph into moans of sexual alleviation. “Troll me harder, please.. master..” you whimper as the black man continues to pummel you.

The pressure begins to build up, your prostate feels a sensational release is about to occur. You grip the carpet and bite your tongue. Every thrust gets you closer and closer to climax.

Here it comes. “Oh god. Troll.” you moan loudly, and then.. and then..

You wake up in a cold sweat in your bed. You breath heavily, feeling confused, and now, slightly disappointed. You move slightly, feeling a strange warm sensation in your pants.
1:43 AM - OctaneHugo:
1:43 AM - OctaneHugo: 'tis true
1:43 AM - Jazzy: lol
Jazzy is now Busy.
Jazzy is now Away.
Jazzy is now Online.
Jazzy is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Jazzy is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Jazzy is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
Jazzy has changed their name to Jazzy - brb plane to Netherlands.
Jazzy - brb plane to Netherlands is now Away.
Jazzy - brb plane to Netherlands has changed their name to Jazzy - In The Netherlands.
Jazzy - In The Netherlands is now Online.
Jazzy - In The Netherlands has changed their name to Jazzy.
Jazzy is now playing Insurgency. Click here to join.
Jazzy is now playing Insurgency. Click here to join.
Jazzy is now playing Insurgency. Click here to join.
Jazzy is now playing Insurgency. Click here to join.

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11:39 - HeartAttack: I had a dream. A dream in which a Scottish actor tried to surgical remove my brain.
11:39 - Del: Hahaha
11:39 - Del: That sounds like a trip
11:40 - HeartAttack: I struggled, of course, but in vain. The next night I had the same dream, but I didn't struggle for I already knew it wouldn't help.
11:40 - Del: Heh
11:41 - HeartAttack: After the removal, I woke up (weird enough), got up, took a look in the mirror. My hair was all messed up so I straightened it a little, and the top of my skull slid off. Eeew.
11:41 - Del: Gross... I hate when that happens.
11:42 - HeartAttack: Like... that happened to you more than once?
11:43 - Del: All the time.
11:44 - HeartAttack: But what the fuck does a Scottish actor do with my brain?
11:44 - Del: I have no clue... That is a very good question.
11:47 - HeartAttack: If it were somebody like Anthony Hopkins, I could understand. After all, he is Hannibal Lecter.
11:47 - Del: Indeed... This is troubling.

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18:27 - Jazzy: Octo-brain Hugo
18:27 - OctaneHugo: I AM THE CONTROLLER

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1:49 PM - Jazzy: Come in here boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far
1:49 PM - Jazzy: You're gonna flllyy
1:49 PM - Jazzy: you're never gonna die
1:49 PM - OctaneHugo: Lucy in the skyyyyy with diamonds
1:49 PM - OctaneHugo: right?
1:49 PM - Jazzy: Totally
1:49 PM - OctaneHugo highfive
1:49 PM - Jazzy: h5

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21:42 - Jazzy: guess who did it
21:42 - Rensai: looshkin
21:42 - Jazzy:

The_Fly

8 Nov 2009, 03:43 PM

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21:42 - Jazzy: guess who did it
21:42 - Rensai: looshkin
21:42 - Jazzy: