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Why Squirtle is the best gen 1 starter
Topic Started: Dec 20 2015, 05:55 PM (16 Views)
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For starters being a water type it can easily learn ice type moves to freeze the land before time reject Bulbasaur, on top of already owning Charmander with it's water attacks.

It's also the cutest. This is definitely a cold hard fact, just like Squirtle itself.

He is an adorable killing machine. When poor little charmander gets it's tail wet guess what? IT DIES. what a little bitch!

Not to mention if you get bored you know what you could do? Toss it's shell around like a frisbee. How neat is that?

He can also be used to help water your garden, fight fires and save BABIES. yeah that's right, move over dogs, you can't do shit squirtle can't.

If every house had a squirtle the world would be a safer, more efficient place.

Mean while Charmander is always causing unintentional fires, and Bulbasaur is leaking TOXIC CHEMICALS into the air.

For you, for your kids, for our future, choose Squirtle.
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