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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 20 2015, 09:28 PM (43 Views) | |
| Boba Fett | Dec 20 2015, 09:28 PM Post #1 |
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For starters, it can beat Squirtle without using TM's like a cheater. Plus once it becomes Mega Venusaur and gains its new ability and crazy-high defenses, Charizard and his pansy-ass Fire-type moves are practically irrelevant. It's also the cutest. Science proves it. While the other two starter lines are having their awkward teenage years as Wartortle and Charmeleon, Ivysaur is in his prime as one of the best looking Pokemon out there. Would you marry off your hottest daughter to a gross-faced Charmeleon or wing-eared weirdo Wartortle? I think not. You know what Bulbasaur is afraid of? Fire. Perfectly valid. You know what Squirtle is afraid of? Grass. Dandelions. You know who's afraid of dandelions? BABIES. Yeah that's right, Squirtle is a big fat baby. You know that bud on Bulbasaur's back? It's filled to the brim with marijuanas. Do you smoke marijuanas? Bulbasaur's got your back. Lastly, and most importantly, did you know that 95% of Squirtles support Hitler? Wake up America, your Squirtles are Nazis. Choose Squirtle: "Because the Other Starters Are Nazis" |
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| Han Solo | Dec 21 2015, 12:17 AM Post #2 |
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yeah well its still an ugly flower toad thing. |
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| Hispanic! at the Disco | Jan 14 2016, 03:08 AM Post #3 |
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For starters, no one cares about Bulbasaur. Plus, Mega Evolution does not yet exist. Also, no one thinks a turtle with a cabbage back is cute. Ivysaur sucks Why you hate Squirtle? That back is a cabbage, not a marijuana. Know your plants, friend. Nazi Squirtle is every pokemon on every team now you lost the game and were sent to the shadow realm
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| Boba Fett | Jan 14 2016, 11:59 AM Post #4 |
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Hey first of all cabbage is kawaii as fuck.![]()
I don't hate Squirtle. He and I share a mutual respect. I was merely stating the empirical fact that he's a big fat ugly overrated stupid baby.
Excuse me sir, but I happen to have a Ph.D in plant knowledge and I can assure you that that is a marijuana. Here is my diploma to prove that I am right: ![]()
Just you wait till FireFireRed and LeafLeafGreen comes out. Then you'll be sorry. You'll all be sorry.
Big talk coming from someone whose starter evolves in this doofy fatass:
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| Phasma | Jan 14 2016, 04:42 PM Post #5 |
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Bulbasaur is a frog with a plant on its back, not a turtle.
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| Hispanic! at the Disco | Jan 15 2016, 02:24 AM Post #6 |
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Tell that to the traitor, asswipe Bulbasaur is the kind of pokemon who just rolls around like a little nerd and puts you to sleep with its mystery powder. Who else uses mystery powder? Pedophiles. Do you like pedophiles? Then why should you like Bulbasaur. I rest my case |
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| Phasma | Jan 15 2016, 06:01 PM Post #7 |
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I never said I liked Bulbasaur.
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| Aubergine Warlock | Jan 15 2016, 06:11 PM Post #8 |
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Drowzee, Hypno, and Mr. Mime are for pedophiles, not Bulbasaur! |
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| Hispanic! at the Disco | Jan 16 2016, 01:25 AM Post #9 |
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Sleeping powder is a lot easier to handle that hypnotism dude |
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