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Why Bulbasaur is the best gen 1 starter
Topic Started: Dec 20 2015, 09:28 PM (43 Views)
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For starters, it can beat Squirtle without using TM's like a cheater. Plus once it becomes Mega Venusaur and gains its new ability and crazy-high defenses, Charizard and his pansy-ass Fire-type moves are practically irrelevant.

It's also the cutest. Science proves it.

While the other two starter lines are having their awkward teenage years as Wartortle and Charmeleon, Ivysaur is in his prime as one of the best looking Pokemon out there. Would you marry off your hottest daughter to a gross-faced Charmeleon or wing-eared weirdo Wartortle? I think not.

You know what Bulbasaur is afraid of? Fire. Perfectly valid. You know what Squirtle is afraid of? Grass. Dandelions. You know who's afraid of dandelions? BABIES. Yeah that's right, Squirtle is a big fat baby.

You know that bud on Bulbasaur's back? It's filled to the brim with marijuanas. Do you smoke marijuanas? Bulbasaur's got your back.

Lastly, and most importantly, did you know that 95% of Squirtles support Hitler? Wake up America, your Squirtles are Nazis.

Choose Squirtle: "Because the Other Starters Are Nazis"
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yeah well its still an ugly flower toad thing.
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Dec 20 2015, 09:28 PM
For starters, it can beat Squirtle without using TM's like a cheater. Plus once it becomes Mega Venusaur and gains its new ability and crazy-high defenses, Charizard and his pansy-ass Fire-type moves are practically irrelevant.

It's also the cutest. Science proves it.

While the other two starter lines are having their awkward teenage years as Wartortle and Charmeleon, Ivysaur is in his prime as one of the best looking Pokemon out there. Would you marry off your hottest daughter to a gross-faced Charmeleon or wing-eared weirdo Wartortle? I think not.

You know what Bulbasaur is afraid of? Fire. Perfectly valid. You know what Squirtle is afraid of? Grass. Dandelions. You know who's afraid of dandelions? BABIES. Yeah that's right, Squirtle is a big fat baby.

You know that bud on Bulbasaur's back? It's filled to the brim with marijuanas. Do you smoke marijuanas? Bulbasaur's got your back.

Lastly, and most importantly, did you know that 95% of Squirtles support Hitler? Wake up America, your Squirtles are Nazis.

Choose Squirtle: "Because the Other Starters Are Nazis"
For starters, no one cares about Bulbasaur. Plus, Mega Evolution does not yet exist.

Also, no one thinks a turtle with a cabbage back is cute.

Ivysaur sucks

Why you hate Squirtle?

That back is a cabbage, not a marijuana. Know your plants, friend.

Nazi Squirtle is every pokemon on every team now you lost the game and were sent to the shadow realm :PPP
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Hey first of all cabbage is kawaii as fuck.

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Why you hate Squirtle?


I don't hate Squirtle. He and I share a mutual respect. I was merely stating the empirical fact that he's a big fat ugly overrated stupid baby.

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That back is a cabbage, not a marijuana. Know your plants, friend.


Excuse me sir, but I happen to have a Ph.D in plant knowledge and I can assure you that that is a marijuana. Here is my diploma to prove that I am right:

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For starters, no one cares about Bulbasaur. Plus, Mega Evolution does not yet exist.

Just you wait till FireFireRed and LeafLeafGreen comes out. Then you'll be sorry. You'll all be sorry.

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Big talk coming from someone whose starter evolves in this doofy fatass:

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Bulbasaur is a frog with a plant on its back, not a turtle. ;bulb
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Phasma
Jan 14 2016, 04:42 PM
Bulbasaur is a frog with a plant on its back, not a turtle. ;bulb
Tell that to the traitor, asswipe

Bulbasaur is the kind of pokemon who just rolls around like a little nerd and puts you to sleep with its mystery powder. Who else uses mystery powder? Pedophiles. Do you like pedophiles? Then why should you like Bulbasaur.

I rest my case
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I never said I liked Bulbasaur. ;time2learnt
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Drowzee, Hypno, and Mr. Mime are for pedophiles, not Bulbasaur!
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Aubergine Warlock
Jan 15 2016, 06:11 PM
Drowzee, Hypno, and Mr. Mime are for pedophiles, not Bulbasaur!
Sleeping powder is a lot easier to handle that hypnotism dude
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