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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 24 2008, 11:34 AM (409 Views) | |
| eleonor_diano | Jan 24 2008, 11:34 AM Post #1 |
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The Rules Of The Relationship For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship. 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong. 7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset. 13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm. 14. The female always gets the last word! (*) These rules are subject to change as the female sees fit. All rules are null and void under the PMS Exception Law |
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| eleonor_diano | Jan 24 2008, 12:15 PM Post #2 |
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THE LITTLE BIRD A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and then ate him. The Morals of the Story are: 1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut! (*)(() |
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| eleonor_diano | Jan 24 2008, 12:18 PM Post #3 |
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Priest, Rabbi, and A Minister A priest, a rabbi and a minister were all in a boat out in the middle of a lake. The Minister says, "I am thirsty. I will go to shore and get something to drink." So he gets out of the boat walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back across the water, and gets back in the boat. The minister says, "I am thirsty also. I will go to shore and get something to drink." So he gets out of the boat walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back across the water, and gets back in the boat. The rabbi thinks to himself "pretty cool. I will try it." So he says, "I am thirsty also. I will go to shore and get something to drink." He gets out of the boat and falls in the water and drowns. Then the priest said to the minister, "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks were?" |
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| eleonor_diano | Jan 24 2008, 12:22 PM Post #4 |
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Greatest Sins Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what their greatest sins were. The first nun says, "My greatest sin is sex. Every year I go out for a week and work as a prostitute. Of course, I put all the money I earn into the poor box." The second nun says, "My greatest sin is drinking. Every year I take the money from the poor box and go out drinking for a solid week." The third just sits there quietly. So the first nun says to her, "Come on, we've told you our worst sins. Now you have to tell us yours." The third nun says, "My greatest sin is that I'm a gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train." :rolleyes: |
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| ronnycheng8 | Jan 24 2008, 01:05 PM Post #5 |
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Is that a quote? |
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| eleonor_diano | Jan 24 2008, 02:00 PM Post #6 |
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medyo joke sya eh... :D :D :D |
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| slice | Jan 24 2008, 05:01 PM Post #7 |
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help me sue Sue
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PLEASE!!!: do not double post, triple post, gazzillion post! it is considered as spamming! click here p.s.: i deleted some of your very llllloooooooonnnnggggg posts ok? |
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| Deleted User | Jan 26 2008, 05:18 PM Post #8 |
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poco ~ eleanor diano ~ quotes b ung pngllgay mo? di nman eh~ kailangan ang quotes ay parang ganito: [size=14]"Spongebob is God"[/size] |
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| slice | Feb 3 2008, 05:33 PM Post #9 |
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help me sue Sue
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i now proclaim this topic to be opened again! considering that there are no disobey-ers.. |
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| FRANCIS JORDAN | Feb 4 2008, 07:16 PM Post #10 |
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Francis Jordan Chavez Milla
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No one's posting here anyway. I demand it be closed. |
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