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| Topic Started: Jan 19 2016, 01:12 PM (251 Views) | |
| Bill Clinton | Jan 19 2016, 01:12 PM Post #1 |
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Only I (and my wife, and my miscellaneous interns, because jokes about infidelity are GREAT) can really win New Hampshire. But I guess you guys are gonna try it out. You folks. Oh geez. That's literally all I have to say. Have fun, kids. Remember retail politics! Shake hands! Kiss babies! Kiss more babies! Kiss adults! Kiss each other! Kiss democracy! ![]() ![]() Ben Carson ![]() Carly Fiorina ![]() Donald Trump ![]() Elizabeth Warren ![]() Mark Udall ![]() Michelle Bachmann ![]() Rand Paul ![]() Tulsi Gabbard ![]() Vermin Supreme
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| Vermin Supreme | Mar 31 2016, 07:18 PM Post #2 |
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Hello everyone! Want a free pony? When I'm president, everyone will get a free Pony! |
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| Ben Carson | Mar 31 2016, 07:58 PM Post #3 |
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Braniac
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When I am president, everyone will get free brain surgeries!! |
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| Rand Paul | Mar 31 2016, 08:46 PM Post #4 |
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"In 2000, Fisher-Price changed the rotary dial for a push-button version with lights in an effort to modernize the toy, but consumers complained and the rotary version returned to the market the following year."
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I will give every American a shopping spree at the Free Market. |
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| Tulsi Gabbard | Mar 31 2016, 09:19 PM Post #5 |
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Princess Lei-a
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When I'm president I guarantee everybody gets lei'd |
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| Carly Fiorina | Mar 31 2016, 09:37 PM Post #6 |
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Hewlett Packard and the Three-Page Tax Code
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It is a pleasure to meet you all! |
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| Vermin Supreme | Mar 31 2016, 10:04 PM Post #7 |
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I'm a fan of this word-play |
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| Carly Fiorina | Mar 31 2016, 11:21 PM Post #8 |
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Hewlett Packard and the Three-Page Tax Code
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Well, good-night everyone! I will see you all tomorrow for our first challenge! I don't know if I will be on right at the onset, but I will be available tomorrow evening into the early morning, for reference! |
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| Elizabeth Warren | Apr 1 2016, 12:08 AM Post #9 |
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Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Warren
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I promise to level out everyone's wages and reduce all your paychecks by 99%. Wait. Did I say reduce. I meant increase. Yes. |
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| Michelle Bachmann | Apr 1 2016, 12:26 AM Post #10 |
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Ring Around the Bachmann Gets Your Whole Wash Clean
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I promise to do things I will never actually do, but sound really awesome and amazing and that obviously the majority or people want, but since the minority in power doesn't, it'll never actually happen! |
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