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A La Merge!
Topic Started: Oct 8 2015, 12:44 AM (1,544 Views)
Wasabi
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I have a really great strategy for the merge, it's super secret but here it is:

Super Secret Stratergy
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM ACTUALLY IN MERGE YEAAAHHHHH If I get one spot higher I will technically have a higher placing then last time! Get hype!

Current discussions: "Should we like, just team up and pagong everything?" "I don't know, do you want to team up?" "I guess so yeah.."
Also Butter Pecan wants a Waffle Cones + Birthday Cake alliance and I'm like dude, don't you think people will notice you dragging your boyfriend along?
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I'm super miffed at the challenge. I guessed who it was that self-voted besides Lime, but I forgot that because of me Banana wasn't a double-elim. Stupid stupid stupidhead! I could have at least scored good and maybe other people would have forgotten! I could have been a contender! :(
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Wasabi note before she leaves: Pecan's alliance might actually happen? I'm telling Mint to take his vacation and get the fuck out of here because I'm getting vibes that people want to compromise on him. Rum told Pecan about his rotten double vote. Here's hoping.
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Yeah baby yeah, ride it out there Mint! B) Now what are people going to do? Vote Cake, pretty much. Huckleberry already came to me going woop woop Cake and I said as long as it's not Karm or Cream IDC who we vote.
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Hardest to eliminate? Hmmm, I feel like people really like Huck and Cream and they could be savvy enough to work their way through a few rounds if we don't get out quickly. Much the same, I think most people see B-Cake and McChip as lesser threats and thus are less likely to gun for them straight away.

The entire narrative of this game has been easy votes. How could you possibly think this, mist? If Mint hadn't disappeared we'd be talking about how unfortunate it is that he's an easy Blue Bell target on the Sugar Tribe. Sucks that your newbie didn't have a double vote. We could have had two if you hadn't fucked with me earlier!

I responded to this with a nice version of "Your boy Cake is p fucked right now sorry".

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To be honest Huck just told me he had heard Cake, though not where from. I honestly think that is a great move, on several respects:

It's an easy vote for everyone. Like, the people having the most trouble with it would be me, potentially Huncal, and potentially Mint (which doesn't matter), but if I'm OK with it then I don't see many problems.
If everyone is on board with this, we keep the illusion of there being no alliances up whilst getting rid of one of the minority.
Finally, it puts a sock in the problem you mentioned in an earlier PM: any apprehensions that my relationship with Cake will prevent the Waffle Cones 5 from cohering. I guess it could go too far and make me look like someone who going to turn on allies, but I think I've realized where "good people" needs to stop and "good alliances" begins, like you've just said.

So yeah, I think this is a good move. The best move, even, for us to get further in this game. I don't know who else I'd pick. Booting Huck or Cream would alert the other that they are in trouble, I think.

It's so good to talk with you, too. You are incredibly forward and I feel like I'm always getting it straight-shootin' from you. It's refreshing . . . Thank you.


Ha ha ha Huck heard Cake from his own mouth when he told people to vote him. All of Pecan's PM's to me are so weird, and by weird I mean like spoken in the tone of a used car salesman who really really wants me to take this steal of a discount off of her! You wanted to rig a tie so we drew rocks to keep Cake, you really wanted him in our Waffles thing so you had an excuse to vote out a BB in Sugar Cones, who are you trying to convince you're happy about this move? Me or yourself? The compliment at the end is like the icing on the 'would you also like to buy our great insurance plan?' cake.

I figured out how mist always gets to the end, she's the one that pushes the majority alliance that just 'happens' to include her as a carry-on vote and by the time the minority gets hella pagong'd suddenly her vote is too important to just write off like it should have been from the start. It would be clever if it didn't always leave people thinking of you as expendable. That perception carries over to death even if it's not true.
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I hope you pagong the shit out of everyone
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Wasabi
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Definitely, we've just got to make moves when they are called for, and now isn't necessarily the right time for that. I find it strange that none of the Sugar Cones are seeing the pagonging that's sort of staring them in the face...

Holy whoops when he said pagong I don't know why but I read it as referring to the Turkey Hill people and commented that I thought Pecan might actually target Mint next like an idiot when he's the most likely person to 'help get them out of this'. I corrected myself to meaning get out orange and huck (which is true). I hope that doesn't come off super strange to him. It probably does. oh boysies.

I would have happily lynched down a line for Blue Bell if I thought it would have happened, BUT. Karm forgot to even mention Mint when he was talking about how great reuniting with BB was, and Huck still feels nervous around Mint from TC 1. I don't know why it took me so long to realize that Karm asking me if I thought Mint was taking his vacation was an OH SHIT RUN FOR IT sign. It's like. We have a 5-man majority. You kill this for an 'easy' vote why? We do not need to care what sad people in minority think. We lynch them. Everybody dance. Instead I'm stuck with Pecan the world's most desperate and untrustworthy ally.
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Also also also: I had over 200 PM's with a lot of people by the time I was eliminated last. I barely have over a hundred with most people because there is nothing interesting in this game to talk about!
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I think this game is a bit faster than any other game in recent memory time wise though so I suspect that might contribute.
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