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|Topic Started: Dec 3 2011, 05:01 AM (1,221 Views)|
|TtylKawaikitan2210||Dec 3 2011, 05:01 AM Post #1|
((i tired 2 pots tish en ff.net butt teh pepul ther r reeely mene & i wuz tihknig rele fnas wodt b.
jus rmembr edwrud es myn so nno tuchy or i kil u. :) :) :) ))
((Hiiiii! im teh arther of tihs stor & i no u r guna 3 it it is about Edwaurd 33333 and my butiful & purfect & sexy * smart * fun & ttyl wunderful caracter naomi named after me because i am ttyl all of that only i don't really like bella cuz she is a buring slut so she can just dye. Lulz! im sure lylk bery fannfells teh same wya sins eshe is lyk soooo buring and lyk tried ta hab Edwurd all to her & it ttyl isn;t far. he is my vumpire boyfiend! 3 u'll see y heer!))
*satrt in sceince clss, & Naome Malice Reqeum Darkangle Inu-chan sit in the bak of the class writing her book she aam an ecellent riter so the teacher dusnt even get mad that she isnt paying atttenteon she didn't even have to take this class it was all soo easy anyway and had nothing to do with waht she qwanted to do besides she was new to class her family just moved from Japan where she spent so much ime enjoying the cool Japan culture!* :heart: :ninja: :heart:
*Amerika is sao boaring it had nuthing Japan has like anime and smexy guys & awresum stuff and cool make up and cool hair and cool clothes and technolugy and so much to learn and she knew it all because her family lived there for years becuse her dad had to work the kewlest job but he was tranfurred here so they had to live in america again.* :8c: :0a0: :sweatdrop:
*Naomi-chan was part Japanese too* :bigheart: *It made her look so much prettier than the plain amerikun grls in class.* :heart: :cute: :heart:
*She died her purfect blck hair a bright pink and it was cut short aroun dher ears like her favorute anime charactur Sakura who is so awesumz on the show Naruto not the young Skaura but when she grows up and is so kick $$ :dealwithit: she is cmpletly awesum!
*Naomi-chan looked just like her but she had big bewbs lyk Orihime from bleach tht jigled nad bunced wit evry movment. :drool: She blushed because she had to were her big sstrs shit and it was soo small her bewbies barely fit in and all the boys in class stared.* :shock: :twisted: :drool: :hug:
:gonk: :gonk: Please don't look! she blushed & squeaked wiggling & blushing in her desk :sweat: :oops: T_T :jawdrop:
Naome chan, bring your notebook up here *herteacher said and the gril stood qickly hurrying to the font of the clssroom to o bring her ntebook that the toucher only wanted to see ceasue he was fassinated by her booibs two and wanted to see them closer and to see her nutsbook because her writing is so good and orional that all the teechers awnnted to red it.* :bigvein: :bigvein: :bigvein:
*Naomi was nervus tho and moving up across teh class in front of everyone and she blushed her hole body turning red and as she walked pat Ewdard she tripped and fell, her $$ right in his face! :wahmbulance: :oops: :wahmbulance: :oops: :wahmbulance:
He starred at her purfect but hiye in the air for evry1 to see she whore a skirt dat day becuzse it had the most kawai picture of a panda on it that matched her white pantyies that wur now showin becaz she was face first against the floor and her short skirt flew up over her heid so evry1 could see.* :oops:
& u gte catpr 2!
Naome chan, bring ur nootbook up hear *herteacher sayd & the gril stood qickly hurrying 2 the font of the clssroom to o bring her nad book that the toucher only wanted to see ceasue he was fassinated by her booibs two and wanted to c them closer and to see her notbook because her riting is so gud and oriental that all the toucans awnnted to reed tit.* :bigvein: :bigvein: :bigvein:
*Naomi was nervis tho and moving up a-cross teh class in front of everyone and she blushed... her hole body turning red and as she walked pat Ewdard she tripped and feell, her $$ right in his face! :wahmbulance: :oops: :wahmbulance: :oops: :wahmbulance: He starred at her purfect but hiye in the air for evry1 to see she wear a skirt dat day becuzse it had the most kawai picture of a panda on it that matched her white pantyies that whore now showin becaz she was face first against the floor and her short skirt flew up over her heid so evry1 could see.* :oops:
*Bela wuz leaning against Edweird ... like a ho ... becauz she thinks he luffs her but he did'nt know yet that he loved me but he saw her so ho pluss beside him and I had no much more sexy a peel that that skinny meat looking girl emo poser sees Naomi is in trubble and he pushes bulla away... to pick Naomi up wisking her from teh room and ppl who wanted 2 see her except for him. He was jelous and he knew it he had neva fart this way a-butt an-other person be4 becuse he trout that he luvd brella but she wasn't as pretty or as shy as Naomi who was blushing in his arms.*
*Naome was worryd becuse she had been so busy that she hadnt bathed in a couple days :xp: :sweat: :xp: :sweat: and she new Ewdard could smell it becuse he sniffed her like inuyasha would and he seemed to lyk it!* You smell so much better than Bella (dat's lyk a fat gurls name rotflmfao!1). *He said hugging her as he Carey's her out to the porking lot to set her genitally agunst da hood of her awesum Pikachoo car.*
*Naomi new their wuz sumting od abut edwurd bcuz her parents wer buth killed by umpires wen she was a ifant T_T T_T & she wuz savd by a ubber strong vamper slayer womun :yatta: :hug: wo rased here too be the most awsum fiter eber tat wer why she wuz in japuns ecuz tats wer all ta vumpirs c** frum bcuz & ther r peple wo tink their c** from lyk :bigvein: transesomfukngting :bigvein: butt tey r rong they cum form japain :brofist: lyk every ober reeeely awsum thing :brofist: serusly japun cums up wit ebery awsum thing :brofist: & if it wernt fur da fact tat da wumun who rased her wuz kild naome wuld never have levitated cuz se hav ttyl awsum boyfriends thyre lyk nero & kamane who were aslo uvmpires lyk ewdrud & tey ttyl lluved er too* :bigheart: :bigheart:
*Kumonme gave r the artmes pole he hav stealen form hees sitser when he keeled hre 4 bing a ttl emo skakn & tyring 2 gte with noamis byofiends! (lyk ewwwwwwewwwwwewwwwwewwwww she wuz his sister butt twats OK wat wusnt wuz she wuz lyk ttyl stooped & ugly & a poser who wuz ttyl not cul all!)) He keeled her & gabe Naomi the poll wich she keepd in her bcek poket butt she woodnt neds it cuz she new edyward wuz a ttl hoooottttyyyyy & wood neber eber eber hurt her.*
She culd of usd the artmus pol but she didnt want 2 hurt eddsward she could tell he wuz a gud vampy too. "I no wat u r." She said.
"Say it ote lud" He said.
"Vumpler" :bigheart: :bigheart: :bigheart: She said.
"R u scrred?" He said.
"No" She said "I no a lot of vummplers & I no u wilnt eber hurt me" :bigheart: :kirakira: :bigheart:
He looked hppy hes skin spakkkling in da sun lyk purfact cystal (it reminded her of how krystal meth lookd when her older brothur made it wich wuz kewl an capsulating) "U r a mystury 2 me, Maomi." He said purfect blu eeys steering into hers. :kirakira:
*Tngs wher goin g8 4 naome :D :mrgreen: :cute: :) cuz she hax a kne buyfiend :heart: :bigheart: :bigheart: & hes ttyl hot :jawdrop: & they were sitting in class wateig 4 the bell 2 rig :zzz: :zombie: :zzz: & dicidd 2 b bad & high hih lulz! :jawdrop: :yatta: Edwurd sade eh alays keped a ting fo weed in his pockt bcuz hes sooo smrt he dusnt needs skool animur :dealwithit: ((dunt I no et!)) :dealwithit: & they let up tur in da clssrum bcuz tey wher in dab ck & no 1 wuld se tem but :puke: :donotwant: :puke: bula :puke: :donotwant: :puke: smled :puke: it & she gto pu 2 tke da wede form Naomi & cursh et on da grond.* :donotwant:
Techer! *da snich cred :kirakira: T_T* dis bech is smukun put in clss! :bigvein: :bigvein: :bigvein:
WASH UR FUKIN MOTH U VAPEDE EMU CUT DAT'S MY LABIA! :bigvein: :bigvein: *Edwort said jmpng up 2 dfnd her. :c8:
Butt ur MY byfird! T_T :0a0: T_T *Bela said jmping furwurd to hg hr naomes mna.*
:wahmbulance: b***h I no u aint hgging ME mna! :wahmbulance: * Naomi sad, stndin up & sudnly musik srted payng & da class dased a** Naomi gabed Edwurd & begun rapin 2 im.*
Hey hey anoko wa ima ichi Ne ne atarashii ko ga hitsuyou Hey hey atashi nante iinjyanai Hey hey atashi ni wa wakatteru No way no way himitsujyanai Hey hey atashi ga natteageru I don't care what people sayThe rush is worth the price I payI get so high when you're with meBut crash and crave you when you leaveYou're so fine, I want you mine, you're so deliciousI think about you all the time, you're so addictiveDon't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?Maybe I need some rehabOr maybe just need some sleepI got a sick obsessionI'm seeing it in my dreamsI'm looking down every alleyI'm making us desperate 'causeI'm staying up all night hopingHitting my head against the wallAlright, alright, alrightDon't pretend, I think you know I'm preciousAnd so yeah, I'm a hey, hey princessI can tell you like me too and you know I'm rightWhat you got boy is hard to findI think about it all the timeI'm all strung out, my heart is friedI just can't get you off my mindI'm right, I'm right, I'm rightShe's like so whateverYou could do so much betterI think we should get together nowAnd that's what everybody?s talking aboutWon't listen to any adviceMomma's telling me I should think twiceButlove to my own devicesI'm addicted, it's a crisisHey hey anoko wa ima ichi Ne ne atarashii ko ga hitsuyou Hey hey atashi nante iinjyanai Hey hey atashi ni wa wakatteru No way no way himitsujyanai Hey hey atashi ga natteageru So come over here and tell me what I wanna )Better yet, make your girlfriend disappearI don't wanna hear you say her name ever againAnd again and again and again?Cause she's like so whateverAnd she could do somuch betterI think we should get together nowAnd that's what everybody's talking aboutMy friends think I've gone crazyMy judgments getting kinda hazyMy esteem is gonna be affectedf I keep it up like alovesick crackheadWhat you got boy is hard to findI think about it all the timeI'm all strung out, my heart is friedI just can't get you off my mindHey, hey, you, you, I know that you like meNo way, no way, you know it's not a secretHey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriendOh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my fingerWoo, 'cause I can, ?cause I can do it betterThere's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?Hey, she's so stupid, just what were you thinking?Hey, so I gotta questionDo you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum?Because your love your love your love is my drugYour love your love your loveI said your love your love your love is my drugYour love your love your loveHey...Hey...So?Your love your love your love, is my drug
(spoken) I like your sparcles
*Et went pufuctly :heart: :heart: & evry1 clped luving hw pufcut anomi & edweird luked 2gether he wuz lyk a statue & so hansum & se luked jus lyk k$hsa wit hur blod hair & blu is & kiler fashun senz* :big: :big: :3nod: :3nod: :big: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
*thun bela sturted sigun bt no1 wnted 2 rab wit er so she had 2 du it by hrsef & it sunded bad.* :vein: :scream: :gonk: :evil:
Can you feel me, When I think about you?With every breath I minute, No matter what I do,My world is an empty I've been wonderin' the desertFor a thousand 't know if it's a mirage, But I always see your 'm missing you so 't help it, I'm in love.A day without you is likeA year without rain.I need you by my side, Don't know how I'll survive.A day without you is likeA year without .The stars are burning, I hear your voice in my 't you hear me calling?My heart is yearning, Like the ocean that's running me I'm 's like the ground is crumblingUnderneath my feet.(Won't you save me?)There's gonna be a monsoonWhen you get back to , BabyI missing you so 't help it, I'm in love.A day without you is likeA year without rain.I need you by my side, Don't know how I'll survive.A day without you is likeA year without rainOoohhWooooooooaaah... So let this droughtCome to an end, And make this desert flower again.I'm so glad you found me, Stick around , baby, babyOoooooohhIt's a world of wonder, With you in my hurry, baby, Don't waste no more time.I need you here, I can't explain.A day without youIs like a year without missing you so 't help it, I'm in love.A day without you is likeA year without rain.I need you by my side, Don't know how I'll survive.A day without you is likeA year without .
*Of curs she liked sulina gomz tha uugly mexcan gurl who stul HOT justun beibver form the world ((she rely nedes 2 go bck 2 hre country & leve r men alun!)) * she is lyk sooo pahecic ist not eben funy sehs like ino form naruto only emo & fat.* :lol: :lol:
We should call her emopig! (lulz lyk inopug in naraato ge tit?) *Noami said & the cls al laffed & edweird stuted snging wit em 2.
You think I'm pretty wen I spklYou think I'm funny when I tell the punch line wrongI know you get me, soI let my walls come down, downBefore you met me, I was a wreckBut things were kinda heavy, you brought me to lifeNow every February you'll be my valentine, valentineLet's go all the way tonightNo regrets, just loveWe can dance until we dieYou and I, we'll be young foreverYou make me feel like I'm living a teenage dreamThe way you turn me on, I can't sleepLet's runaway and don't ever look backDon't ever look backMy heart stops when you look at meJust one touch, now baby I believeThis is real, so take a chanceAnd don't ever look back, don't ever look backWe drove to Cali and got drunk on the beachGot a motel and built a floor out of sheetsI finally found you, my missing puzzle pieceI'm completeLet's go all the way tonightNo regrets, just loveWe can dance until we dieYou and I, we'll be young foreverYou make me feel like I'm living a teenage dreamThe way you turn me on, I can't sleepLet's runaway and don't ever look backDon't ever look backMy heart stops when you look at meJust one touch, now baby I believeThis is real, so take a chanceAnd don't ever look back, don't ever look backI'ma get your heart racing in my skin-tight jeansBe your teenage dream tonightLet you put your hands on me in my skin-tight jeansBe your teenage dream tonightYou make me feel like I'm living a teenage dreamThe way you turn me on, I can't sleepLet's runaway and don't ever look backDon't ever look backMy heart stops when you look at meJust one touch, now baby I believeThis is real, so take a chanceAnd don't ever look back, don't ever look backI'ma get your heart racing in my skin-tight jeansBe your teenage dream tonightLet you put your hands on me in my skin-tight jeansBe your teenage dream tonight
thun the techer wlked up behnd noaim & tird 2 gorp hre. EEEEEWWWWWWW*
I 3 u noami & awlys weel! *He sade & edwurd got mad bitng em on the nck & drnking all his blud & the clss chered again. Thun the new techer cum in & eets Stephony mager! OMG! :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
& 4!!! :D wti spulchk ciz ppl dnt gte mdurn riting.
*Naomi hell up her ham* how *she said* r u? *jay cubs tribe smelled ass she cum 2 them*
*Ja comb wav z naomi & smells her jk* hi naomi wee r smocking a bong do u what 2 groin?
*She miles mack & hums hime* I wood lume too! *& them go to were the otter indies wear sobbing in a curricle possie a hookah too 1 a mother & ecci tacking a torn humming.*
*He tokes his tour smoking frum the bongo & prayfully blues smock in nokia's phase*
*He wuss so cut wan he blued ((OMG Meredith tank u i dint now how 2 smell tits wired.)) smock inn here fact theme it wuss here tune & sea toke a HUG wife & leet the marina soothsayer her.* U no tats birch belay, jay cum?
*Ja cobb knotted b cuss he new hat bulimia wasabi g whore that ust him b4* i trout i licked her butt she is termed oust 2 bee a bad prison
Whelm sew tod the tether thought i wuss smocking inn close & tired to gut me inn treble! *sea sad 2 jacket*
Jocular glazed herring that bella almond got naomi in 2 truffle.* do u what me 2 defecate u?
no endured stooled um 4 me *set tugged hick* butt whoville doe set thank sea ESP? *name me lubed* butt them the holmes cuss helmed use sew here herm placid buy sanking & sea cunt stink.
*Ja cum steel had a un hoppy luke b cause naomi haiti bean pricked on by the emo pig butt then he god a i dear* wood u like 2 do sum thing funk?
*jugular wuss sow sweat * nom men ham 2 smells against.* I wood lume 2! *sea saw * & stooled form the curdle* whore do u wammy 2 got?
*Jock cum smiled 2 & stool up* its a supress he says & ten he waltz out the dork
*She lubes supine & flows him ode the pee pee* cam i ham a hit?
girl_meredith: *Ja cube smelled a gain* OK he says & then bee cums a worf
*Sea new hi went hermaphodite b cuss set new congo & he wuss a wolf 2 butt cold nut chance forms.* yuri so cut lime these!
*Ja cuff gay a wiff 2 her and brett dune so she cold write on his black.*
*name me jupiter onslaught his black 2 lime whim hit*
*Ja club tacks her 2 her hum & gumps throw the wind glow*
*Sex wuss surmises 2 fiddlers horsefly at herm man son & bed roam.* y r wee her jack cube?
*Jackson charges black in 2 his hula self* i half 2 toll u sum thing
an2210: water ice ate? *set axed tuned onward bi his shitlessness*
Jo cab streaked his bod & starred depp in 2 her ice* i loft u naomi & i what 2 bee with u
*Shells swore cuss he wuss so smelly & hot* I lobes u 2 buzz i assume lobes beseeds i dote now woo i lobes move.
Jason stooped closure 2 no me and toke her buy the han* be with me i dome mime if u be with estuary 2
u wood leaf me b wit u bot? *Set axes & theme ed wired wuss their 2 & he goat on 1 new 2 prosperous*
((THESE ICE SOOO HOT MEREDITH! I LUME EAT! *HEART *HEART* HEART* HEART* ))
redith: ((I g2g Naomi & gait reedy 4 spool ))
((Aww! kkk ill see u them.))
Edited by TtylKawaikitan2210, Dec 3 2011, 05:03 AM.
|TtylKawaikitan2210||Dec 31 2011, 03:00 PM Post #2|
((Uuuuuugggghhhh I h8 skul ets a wast fo tym & et gose on 4eva!!! Tank god 4 halidais! Mmo dad r tackig me & meredith & edwerd & me 2 sumwere en urope lyk sedestan are sumting tho :S itl b soo buring y cat wi sta in the us?? or sumwere fun lyk japan. buuuuuuuut 2 muv on imsnot doin dis with spelchuk agun cuz Meredith wote rite wit me yut she soys she es 2 busy >< >< >< >< . bt I hab 2 amit I almost stuped cuz peple wer be n soo mene 2 mi on a oter site. btu Merdith sad ef I did thun o 1 wuld rede my storis so f u al & I wel rite 4ever!!!!!!!!))
((OMG I style anted 2 rite the smacks sense wit jabot & edwerd btu et maid me sooo hooray tat I cults du et… butt I ded get mi lewder 2 espier me. :drool: :drool: :dowant: :cute: >////> sue newt charter melee.))
Kk ets lyk the murnng oftur & name & hur boyfinds r gong bak 2 jcumzplase 2 smocke the bog agan cuz the buz wor of alredy & tey neded moar 2 got hi agane e spcal e edwurd hogose thru so maney fo tehrdurgs wit hiz sopper fats medabolems & jcubz esnt eny sloer bot tey hag 2 sneke pants naomes bothurhore wuz asslepe un the co ch cuz eh wuriz 2 mush 4 hiz si stur lyk a gud brufhher shuld & heh ttyl ist a mene jakazz ho wuldnt eben gib pu hzi sete 4 hiz llti sitse cuz he cars!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!! Ani wai hur bruher ttyl dedt here tem cuz heh spet the nite wit Stefani mayarz & tey wur aslepe un the cuch 2 tuthur juts holedige 1 a nohtur duz tis mene I git as noi??? naomi axed & jacub nodid ‘id sya so cuz she muts lyk u now!!!!!!’’
Tey gut bak 2 the tirb werr tey al sete done but der buttums hert form tey nite b fur wen tey had the sexx 2gether $ the neded 2 re lax sum so jaycubn gotz ote the bogn agan & tey srtatde smoking. “mi likum pece pipe!” noamio sadew & mad hre manz lafat hre clebrnus. “Wi suhld plya bassbal cuz ist raning agun.” sadde edwedr adn et wuz cumin don harrd.
Asu tey go bak 2 edurds hose onse dun wit the bogn & edwurd grts hes fanny 2gether 2 play basbal!!! namoi dersed sa a cherleder cuz she wuz so gurgus lyk tit & al the men sowned at ho she luked lyk heni farly :heart: only wit biger b8bs :dowant: :jawdrop: & a bigger @sk. :jawdrop: :dowant:
tey gu ote & noamai es chering & doin a gr8 jobe of et & she es sooooo asletik & hipur lyk a cherleder shuld b only nicer cuz she smils at evbri1 & macks the gam fun.
“goedwurd!!!!!!!” :bigheart: :heart: :bigheart: :heart: :bigheart: naoni sad wavun her pon pons ebrywere & lufin cuz et wuz fnu 2 wach evry1 paly. “go jacum!!!” :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
Naome wuznt sadiz fyd juts w aching 4 log & seh stepd up 2 the batng aria 2 plai 2 & she hit the bal so far tat et wet above the clods & mad a big BOOM cuz it bork the sond bareir maimi culd du tat cuz she wuz a vumper huter & wuz VARy storgn & ten she wuz carried horm on the temes sholders 4 wining the gzame.
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