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| mordockdotcom | Mar 19 2008, 08:21 PM Post #31 |
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OK... here we go, guys and gals... this is seriously hilarious. It starts out boring, but believe me, after the fourth time watching it, I was still on the floor. And no, it doesn't matter if you understand German. Watch This! You won't be sorry! CLICK HERE TO VIEW FORKLIFT TRAINING VIDEO |
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| =RS= | Mar 20 2008, 02:28 PM Post #32 |
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this is quite funny
:lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COMW3IruNMo |
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| CROSs | Mar 26 2008, 10:17 PM Post #33 |
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Ninja don't sweat. Bullets can't kill a ninja. Ninja invented skateboarding Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless. Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them. Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want. Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second. Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs. Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs. Ninja invented the internet. Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom. Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin. Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers. Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat. Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway. Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls. Lack any personality Wear headbands Fight skillfully with any object Can remove a spleen in one swift motion Live in your house secretly for days Can remove their shadow if needed Hurl shurikens Go anywhere they want instantly Catch bullets in their teeth Kill themselves if they make a noise Can run 100 miles on their hands Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2 Have cool words like Seppuku Are masters of disguise Can hover for hours Flip out and kill everything Are completely self-sufficient. Split planks vertically with their nose Can hide in incense smoke Kill people. Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever. Ninjas do NOT wear spandex. A Samurai is NOT a ninja. Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas. If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja. 2 An intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is first, you turn off all the lighs in the room second, you start banging the girl in the *** third, you shove the dildo in her *** and pull out so she "does not know" fourth, you jump to her side scream NINJA and punch her in the face. 3. ninja 831 up, 282 down ninja facts: - Ninjas can divide by zero - ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them - when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down - when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja - what ever ninjas touch turns to gold - Ninjas do not sleep, they wait. - Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry - Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own.. - Ninjas make onions cry - Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club - Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more. - Bullets dodge ninjas - Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them - Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle - Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time - Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines - Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls - Ninjas created the wheel. Twice. - A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry. - Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves. - In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself. Ninjas can speak in wingdings. 1.) verb: to take something that rightfully belongs to someone else, mostly in MMORPGs, such as wow; to steal 2.) noun: a player who practices ninja-ing against other players. 1.) "That jerk ninja'd the Assassination Blade, even though I won the roll!" 2.) "Don't group with that guy, he's a ninja looter!" Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Weapons and Gear: Ninja sword Throwing stars Ninja outfit Testimonial: Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). Q and A: Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas? A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise. Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem? A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome. Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out? A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.) One kid dropped a spoon and a ninja totally killed the whole town. |
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| irideck | Apr 1 2008, 02:21 PM Post #34 |
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Okay, I am NOT a ninja. The forklift video was hilarious. It reminds me of the videos we had to watch when I got certified to drive a forklift/squeezelift. The first video was mellow: "You must be careful at work, for the sake of your family and all who care for you...." while the second one was "...or this could happen to yoooooouuuuu!!" (cue dramatic music). It showed all kinds of fun accidents you can have while driving a forklift or walking around bozos who don't pay attention. Wow, I guess necrophilia knows no bounds, eh? At least we know what Gein got reincarnated as.... |
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| irideck | Apr 2 2008, 06:51 AM Post #35 |
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Here's my contribution to the thread. Pay close attention to 404 errors:
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| mordockdotcom | Apr 2 2008, 06:27 PM Post #36 |
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For all you Sesame Street fans... CLICK HERE to see The Count |
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| orange_joos | Apr 3 2008, 08:29 PM Post #37 |
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Since we just got the vent server up i thought this would be nessesary, dont know if any of you guys have seen this or not so.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfhzTCwWzdE&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4aqkyCzPA LOL |
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| CROSs | Apr 4 2008, 12:13 AM Post #38 |
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The first one i am watching and LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| mordockdotcom | Apr 4 2008, 08:13 AM Post #39 |
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I can't believe that no one looked at my sesame street post... it's hilarious! |
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| irideck | Apr 7 2008, 02:46 PM Post #40 |
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Heheheheh....indeed it is! I laughed even harder at the "candles" part. Ah, visualization! |
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| orange_joos | Apr 8 2008, 08:58 PM Post #41 |
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Dooooods heres another one
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:lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkmJauZdGo8&feature=related LMAO!!!! |
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